Which Male Celebrity Has The Best Ass?

The age old question needs to be answered. Which male star has the best bum? I’ll start, Alex Pettyfer has had my vote ever since 2012. Ryan Kwanten is a close second.

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by Anonymousreply 133November 10, 2020 2:05 AM

R2 I see your Ryan Phillipe c. 1999 and raise you Ryan Phillipe c. 2014.

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by Anonymousreply 3September 3, 2019 10:10 PM

Welp, this thread fell quickly.

by Anonymousreply 4September 4, 2019 2:31 PM

Chris Meloni and Brian Bloom's ass on OZ. A thing of beauty.

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by Anonymousreply 6September 4, 2019 2:56 PM

R6 Bloom’s ass looks so slappable. And Meloni can sit on my face (after a nice long shower of course).

by Anonymousreply 7September 4, 2019 5:07 PM

While we’re on the subject of Oz, I’ll cast my vote for Lee Tergesen.

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by Anonymousreply 8September 4, 2019 5:16 PM

R12 Did he ever even show his ass in anything? I can’t remember.

by Anonymousreply 13September 4, 2019 5:48 PM

R13 I was completely kidding but I'm pretty sure he had his bare ass exposed on NYPD Blue.

by Anonymousreply 15September 4, 2019 6:01 PM

Patrick Gibson from The OA

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by Anonymousreply 16September 4, 2019 6:06 PM

R16 A more up close look at Paddy’s “assets”.

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by Anonymousreply 17September 4, 2019 6:07 PM

R18 I was gonna say Jake as well.

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by Anonymousreply 19September 4, 2019 6:19 PM

Sam Elliot in the 70's

Don't know how it's holding up now, but it was beautiful in the day.

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by Anonymousreply 21September 4, 2019 6:31 PM

Dominic Cooper in The Devil’s Double. Mmm.

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by Anonymousreply 22September 4, 2019 6:35 PM

Ryan Phillipe in Catch Hell has pert, perfectly rounded and presented ass.

by Anonymousreply 28September 5, 2019 5:01 AM

R28 True. It’s a shame they never went through with the sodomy scene.

by Anonymousreply 29September 5, 2019 5:13 AM

Many of these are flat asses.

by Anonymousreply 33September 5, 2019 6:57 AM

Jonathan Groffs ass in those khakis in Mindhunter👍

by Anonymousreply 35September 5, 2019 7:19 AM

Meloni’s is the only white-guy ass that sticks out in this competition

by Anonymousreply 36September 5, 2019 7:25 AM

[quote] Meloni’s is the only white-guy ass that sticks out in this competition

He’s white?

by Anonymousreply 38September 5, 2019 7:50 AM

R35 Jonathan Groff’s ass in Mindhunter.

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by Anonymousreply 39September 5, 2019 4:54 PM

Same r33. I don't know why some of these guys with unremarkable flattish butts are being named.

Scott Caan in "Varsity Blues" is in the ass hall of fame. When I saw that as a gayling it shook me to my core for reasons I didn't understand.

by Anonymousreply 42September 5, 2019 8:33 PM

Another vote for Dominic Cooper -- don't know how a pasty Brit got a booty like that!

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by Anonymousreply 43September 5, 2019 8:37 PM

R45 It looks like Matt Damon.

by Anonymousreply 48September 5, 2019 10:50 PM

R45 - I didn't think "The Damon Butt" (as a classic DL thread once put it) needed to be identified.

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by Anonymousreply 49September 5, 2019 11:22 PM

C'mon, dudes. I'm seeing some really pedestrian asses in this thread. Sorry, Matt, but here's some sweet stuff.

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by Anonymousreply 50September 5, 2019 11:46 PM

R50 GOD YES!! Another vote for Kit!

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by Anonymousreply 51September 5, 2019 11:50 PM

R50 YES!! Kit has the best ass, hands down.

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by Anonymousreply 52September 5, 2019 11:50 PM

I don’t get the love for Kit’s ass. It’s not that big or round.

by Anonymousreply 53September 6, 2019 12:02 AM

I think Sam Elliot's ass looks the best out of all these. With Ryan Phillppe as a close second. You just want to bite into both of those.

by Anonymousreply 56September 6, 2019 12:13 AM

R56 - Yes. I like the doughy quality in that pic of Sam upthread. I could knead those cheeks for hours.

by Anonymousreply 57September 6, 2019 5:52 AM

Best of all time belongs to Paul Mecurio by a country mile.

No other ass captured in cinema can top it.

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by Anonymousreply 58September 6, 2019 6:09 AM

R53 - you want big and round?

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by Anonymousreply 61September 6, 2019 2:04 PM

R63 Ryan wins this thread.

by Anonymousreply 64September 6, 2019 4:26 PM

17 pictures of Christopher Meloni's winning butt. Number 2 wins it for me.

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by Anonymousreply 65September 6, 2019 4:31 PM

No one ever had a better ass than Joey Lawrence

by Anonymousreply 67September 6, 2019 4:54 PM

R66 Ah, the things I would do to that spankable australian ass.

by Anonymousreply 69September 6, 2019 5:25 PM

Ryan’s ass seems rather flat.

by Anonymousreply 70September 6, 2019 5:37 PM

R70 Really? Ryan’s ass is flat and Trudeau’s isn’t?

by Anonymousreply 71September 6, 2019 5:53 PM

don’t let this thread die, celebrity asses are surprisingly neglected on the dl.

by Anonymousreply 73September 6, 2019 6:29 PM

Per R66- Am I the only one who is repeatedly surprised at how watery ass-fat appears when spanked or slapped?

I always assume it’s gonna be way more “firm” than jiggly.

by Anonymousreply 74September 7, 2019 8:35 AM

Does Beckham still count as a celeb?

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by Anonymousreply 76September 8, 2019 8:31 AM

DL's favorite bubble butt, Ms Henry Cavill

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by Anonymousreply 78September 8, 2019 8:41 AM

R76 Actors, sports stars, and social media personalities are all fair game.

by Anonymousreply 80September 8, 2019 4:12 PM

R78, is that from The Tudors?

by Anonymousreply 82September 9, 2019 1:58 AM

I hadn’t thought of Ben Browder or how as in a long time. I remember when there used to be threads dedicated to his ass here.

by Anonymousreply 87September 11, 2019 3:08 AM

Has Ben ever shown it naked?

by Anonymousreply 88September 11, 2019 3:19 AM

Another vote for Justin Owen.

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by Anonymousreply 89September 11, 2019 3:20 AM

Another vote for Justin Owen.

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by Anonymousreply 90September 11, 2019 3:20 AM

R88, if he has it must be in an obscure movie I haven't yet seen.

by Anonymousreply 91September 11, 2019 3:30 AM

It's a shame that Cavill hasn't shown his naked ass since 'The Tudors'.

How come?

by Anonymousreply 95September 11, 2019 8:11 AM

We'll see his ass again when his Netflix show comes out r95.

by Anonymousreply 97September 11, 2019 3:54 PM

[quote]End It Once And For All

God, you’re a tard.

by Anonymousreply 98September 11, 2019 3:58 PM

[quote] Cellulite. No joke.

Cavill has cellulite? What, precisely, does his ass look like now?

by Anonymousreply 100September 11, 2019 4:17 PM

Aaron Johnson's butt always surprises me, he's so slim otherwise

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by Anonymousreply 102September 11, 2019 5:00 PM

Nathan Fillion had a nice round rump back in the day.

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by Anonymousreply 103September 11, 2019 5:03 PM

R97, has it been reported that Cavill is doing nudity on a Netflix show?

by Anonymousreply 105September 11, 2019 7:26 PM

R105 One of the producers did confirm that there was sex and nudity on the show but didn't say who was involved. Henry is the lead so one can assume. I hope he does. He looked amazing in The Tudors.

by Anonymousreply 106September 11, 2019 7:33 PM

Henry's naked ass on 'The Tudors':

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by Anonymousreply 107September 11, 2019 7:36 PM

Fillion’s ass was a thing of beauty; wow!

by Anonymousreply 108September 12, 2019 1:52 AM

The dad and the brother from that old show "Blossom".

by Anonymousreply 110September 12, 2019 2:59 AM

This brother from Blossom?

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by Anonymousreply 111September 12, 2019 3:04 AM

So far Aaron Taylor-Johnson is the winner for me. I like muscular, sculpted butts.

by Anonymousreply 113September 12, 2019 4:27 AM

And I like the small tight ones. It's great that there is an ass for every taste!

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by Anonymousreply 114September 12, 2019 5:22 AM

R114-THAT’S your version of “small” and tight??

by Anonymousreply 115September 12, 2019 6:02 AM

It’s not big and plump like some of these, but if you’re into tight little twinks, Tom holland’s tight little butt.

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by Anonymousreply 116September 12, 2019 6:41 AM

2006 era McConaughey patrick wilson aaron Johnson the rock Cavill

by Anonymousreply 117September 12, 2019 7:06 AM

agreed about Groffs ass in Mindhunter. Actually his ass has been fucking nice since Spring Awakening

by Anonymousreply 118September 12, 2019 7:10 AM

Maybe this is better, R 115.

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by Anonymousreply 119September 12, 2019 7:25 AM

David Bradberry from Below Deck.

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by Anonymousreply 120September 12, 2019 7:35 AM

OP, here's the interview where Alex Pettyfer revealed to Chelsea Handler that he is circumcised:

It's at about 20:10 - 20:30:

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by Anonymousreply 121September 16, 2019 8:30 AM

Who is that at R119?

Looks like one of the guys from Bel Ami.

by Anonymousreply 123September 17, 2019 8:45 AM

Is the title from a Buzzffed staffer????

by Anonymousreply 125September 20, 2019 5:53 PM

Dominic West. I think he's painfully sexy for a slew of other reasons, but his ass is 10/10 as far as I'm concerned. I want to be inside it.

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by Anonymousreply 127September 20, 2019 7:30 PM

R126,

Charlie's butt is more spectacular here.

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by Anonymousreply 129September 20, 2019 8:48 PM

Why are people posting porn stars? Is it possible to have a hot celebrity thread here WITHOUT some dime-a-dozen G4P douche spreading his ass cheeks?

Finn Cole

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by Anonymousreply 132February 11, 2020 1:33 PM

I don't get the love for Tom Holland's ass. It doesn't look particularly big or round.

by Anonymousreply 133November 10, 2020 2:05 AM

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