Exclude the obvious, like Gary Busey and Hilary Duff.
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 4, 2022 2:57 AM |
You're not a celebrity, OP, so we'll also pass over those gray Chiclets you can't close your lips over.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 1, 2022 1:30 PM |
Ed Helms.
His original teeth weren’t bad at all on his first season of The Office.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 1, 2022 1:35 PM |
The most obvious is Sparkles Markle. Her most recent set has a huge central motif with many many substantially smaller niblets careening over the sides. It's December now, so maybe time for a new configuration.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 1, 2022 1:36 PM |
Don't forget about me, bitches!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 1, 2022 1:43 PM |
Win, Milo Yanobullshitis, place, Pete Davidson, show, the cutie veterinarian from Schitt's Creek
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 1, 2022 1:52 PM |
Granny Pump wins this by a mile.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 1, 2022 3:30 PM |
Tim Olyphant. He’s gorgeous, but his teeth have always been distracting.
Chris Evans also has veneers that are too big.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 1, 2022 3:46 PM |
This is the bane of my life as a modern day football (soccer, to you) fan. Every player I fall in love with nowadays ends up ruining his natural teeth with the ugliest and tackiest and most hideously false blinding Hollywood veneers.
The most heartbreaking case is that of Captain Jordan Henderson. Behold his original teeth: adorable and charming pointy fangs, clean and straight enough to look healthy and acceptably attractive, but a bit crooked and ivory more than magnesium white...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 1, 2022 4:38 PM |
And here are his new set. Vile. They make him look like a cartoon character, like someone else. They don't even fit his mouth or his head shape correctly, either :,(
Luckily he's sexy enough to me that I can overlook it, and obviously I wouldn't say no if offered. But given my druthers I must admit to preferring the normal real teeth he was born with.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 1, 2022 4:40 PM |
Donald Trump Jr. His gigantic fucking chiclet veneers and tongue thrusting is fingernails on a chalkboard to me. I can't click off videos of him talking fast enough.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 1, 2022 4:44 PM |
All of the Chrisleys (except maybe mee-maw).
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 1, 2022 4:50 PM |
Ross Butler (see pic #2).
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 1, 2022 4:51 PM |
That hideous cunt, Lauren Boebert.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 1, 2022 5:07 PM |
British OnlyFans 'star' Big Harry
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 1, 2022 5:17 PM |
R21 in British middle and upper classes, doing too much to one's teeth or face is seen as gauche, and signifies lack of breeding and poor taste.
It's best to look a bit inbred or interesting, rather than like a mannequin.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 1, 2022 5:20 PM |
A second vote for Ivanka. She can't close her mouth and talks with a lisp.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 1, 2022 5:28 PM |
Sarah Michelle in season six of Buffy did something very scary to her teeth. They started out natural and strong looking, and then...Dr. Teeth.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 1, 2022 5:31 PM |
R25 was that not just an optical illusion because SMG had become so painfully thin? All her bones were sticking out and looked bigger, teeth included.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 1, 2022 5:36 PM |
This thread is scream! 😂
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 1, 2022 5:39 PM |
Ivanka is a great example
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 1, 2022 5:42 PM |
Camilla Parker-Bowles. What a lovely British smile she has. Diana would be jealous.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 1, 2022 6:03 PM |
Max Thieriot is a great actor but his choppers are wayyyyyy too distracting. Still hot though.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 1, 2022 6:21 PM |
I sat near Luke Wilson at a Dallas burger bar back in 2005. Big time chicklet teef, eewww...
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 1, 2022 6:53 PM |
Ronaldo's teeth are weird. I can't tell if they're fake or not, but he wore braces and his current teeth are way too white and look slanted.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 1, 2022 7:00 PM |
Perry's "teeth" aren't veneers, R32, they're actual dentures or implants. Awful! (For him and for us.)
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 1, 2022 7:22 PM |
Gary Busey. thread closed. he has horrible teeth.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 1, 2022 7:29 PM |
In her last movie, Natasha Richardson's teeth were so hideous they glowed in the dark.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 1, 2022 7:59 PM |
R40: forgot about her! Yes. Mrs. Cheryl Hines-Kennedy has the worst veneers.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 1, 2022 8:45 PM |
Simon Cowell also the worst plastic surgery
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 1, 2022 9:30 PM |
If we're using the term celebrity loosely, "Influencer" Tayler Holder can barely close his mouth over his horse teeth.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 1, 2022 9:42 PM |
R46 Is Simon transitioning?
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 1, 2022 11:40 PM |
Miley still has her gummy smile, but long ago got new teefs. No surprise that Matthew Perry has dentures after all his addiction issues.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 2, 2022 12:19 AM |
Theo James' are okay but they seem really obvious to me. He had to replace all the upper left teeth. They were all jacked up into his gums by like a few inches.. Not sure if he replaced all of the visible top teeth - probably. Not as bad as Tom Cruise but bad. He never could have been a leading man with the old teeth.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 2, 2022 1:51 AM |
R33 yup, my first thought was Dylan from Bates Motel. Pretty guy, but the teeth were distracting. Too big.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 2, 2022 2:15 AM |
This guy's giant gleaming white chompers never suited his dopey prolapsed-anus-face.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 2, 2022 2:57 AM |
R12 I thought those were Chris' real teeth...
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 2, 2022 3:09 AM |
Dolly Parton, she has horse teeth now and this pic actually looks better than they are.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 2, 2022 3:18 AM |
Why is it so hard for dentists to make veneers look natural and normal sized? They must understand that patients don't want to look like glowing horses.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 2, 2022 3:36 AM |
Cardio B. Don't let that bitch near me if she's on bath salts.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 2, 2022 3:42 AM |
Omg [R46]! Cowell looks horrendous now! Why do what’s left of his eyes slope downwards like that?!
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 2, 2022 7:23 AM |
Jordana Brewster, Michelle Rodriguez, Chloe Bennet and Sam Asghari
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 2, 2022 1:22 PM |
Jimmy Fallon. All the blow and alcohol destroyed his real teeth.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 2, 2022 6:25 PM |
I don't think so, because if you look at earlier seasons of Buffy they look nothing like they did in six despite her obvious ED.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 2, 2022 8:31 PM |
R36 everything about Cr*st*ano R*nald* is fake and plastic and manufactured.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 2, 2022 8:41 PM |
Rosie O'Donnell. I like her, but her teeth look like she made them in her craft room. Even she said they were too big, and had them filed down. Still bad.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 2, 2022 8:51 PM |
[quote] Rosie O'Donnell. I like her, but her teeth look like she made them in her craft room.
Just spat out my chamomile tea hahahaha
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 2, 2022 9:01 PM |
OT but messing with the eyes and brows as Cowell has (R46) is always a mistake imo. For some reason it just never looks right, on anyone.
When it comes to that I think of Christian Slater. Went from hooded eyes and somewhat straight if quirked brows to pencilled on drag brows over startled ferret eyes.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 2, 2022 9:06 PM |
Uh, yes…that would be the (aspiring) rapper Brad Bhabie.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 2, 2022 9:12 PM |
^On her they’re an improvement.
She’s still a mess though.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 2, 2022 9:27 PM |
It seems so Cronenbergian to have all of your original teeth filed down to tiny brittle peg stumps and stalactites just to have resin casts put in their place.
And I say this as someone who has porcelain veneer on two upper teeth, which were peg teeth and never grew in properly as full adult teeth. They still feel weird in my mouth if I remember that they're there. Still am grateful to have gotten them fixed, but had they looked more normal and been full size I don't think it would have been necessary.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 2, 2022 9:53 PM |
R69 I think his eyebrows are on fleek.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 3, 2022 12:43 AM |
R73 No one says “on fleek” anymore
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 3, 2022 6:09 PM |
R40 Yes, remember to hold your hand flat when feeding Cheryl apples.
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 3, 2022 6:46 PM |
R75 Dumbass, it's a joke. Eyebrows on fleek was the original expression.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 3, 2022 7:35 PM |
Peaches - Eyebrows on fleek:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 3, 2022 7:37 PM |
No one says it anymore? WTF? Chant in unison, don't deviate, and we'll tell you when to stop.
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 3, 2022 7:47 PM |
R77 Well, she is a hand or two taller than I’d imagined. She’s a little formal when meeting in person, trained in dressage.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 3, 2022 7:48 PM |
Nothing screams new wealth like poorly thought out veneers!
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 3, 2022 8:29 PM |
Six of these teeth are not like the others
Six of these teeth just don't belong
Can you tell which teeth are not like the others
By the time we finish our song?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 4, 2022 12:40 AM |
Nicholas Cage (he needed them, though).
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 4, 2022 12:44 AM |
So many incredibly ugly veneer sets in this thread. Well done.
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 4, 2022 2:35 AM |
Well done! Well done sweetie!
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 4, 2022 2:38 AM |
