How would you greet your new neighbor?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 19, 2019 2:44 AM |
I would call The Department of Homeland Security.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 23, 2019 12:33 AM |
What size MAGA hat do you wear, R3?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 23, 2019 12:37 AM |
But I would be nice to his face. I'm not rude.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 23, 2019 12:38 AM |
With the offer of a tongue bath.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 23, 2019 12:40 AM |
Of course, OP . What a stupid question. More people live in educated, cosmopolitan areas than not . I have at least four Muslim families on my street, we’re a quiet cul de sac of 25 houses in a relatively upscale McMansion development across the river from Washington DC.
What do we care about? Are you in compliance with HOA rules. That’s about it. Don’t prejudge your neighbors. If only Jesus had said something about that, maybe Christians would be kinder?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 23, 2019 12:43 AM |
I'd move. There goes the neighborhood.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 23, 2019 12:44 AM |
It would require my living in Berlin and being relatively well off, considering his apartment. So bürgerlich manners, not hipster. I would do nothing more than Guten Tag because Germans are not that familiar with neighbors, and I would hold doors and the elevator for him which is certainly NOT expected.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 23, 2019 12:49 AM |
"If you clean my pool you can get paid without having to sleep with anyone for the cash."
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 23, 2019 12:49 AM |
What would I do? Why greet him with a welcoming basket, of course....
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 23, 2019 12:50 AM |
I'd ask if he and his personal photographer wanted to come over coffee
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 23, 2019 12:52 AM |
I live in a city with tons of hot guys, so I'd notice him for about fifteen seconds and then see an equally hot guy five minutes later and forget all about him.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 23, 2019 12:53 AM |
Is he Lebanese? Some Lebanese Arabs are uncut. They're hot as fuck.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 23, 2019 12:53 AM |
I'd put him with the other bibelots in my credenza.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 23, 2019 12:54 AM |
Want some mashed potatoes and gravy to go with those chicken legs?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 23, 2019 12:56 AM |
Put a bottle of Nair in his mailbox.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 23, 2019 12:56 AM |
I would ramadan it in him.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 23, 2019 12:56 AM |
Nice booty.
Also, shills gay dating apps
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 23, 2019 12:58 AM |
His body looks pocket gay sized. And yet, in man photos, his ass is well at or over counter and table height. So? Does he carefully stand on something to fake being tall? Does he live in an apartment designed for midgets?
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 23, 2019 1:05 AM |
I feel like he was raised in a Secular or Christian household. Was he raised Muslim or nah?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 23, 2019 1:05 AM |
I would knock on his door and tell him his epidermis is showing. And then run!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 23, 2019 1:08 AM |
He has a woman's ass. Is he tran?
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 23, 2019 1:08 AM |
No, he's middle eastern and those guys have big asses.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 23, 2019 1:08 AM |
R26: What difference does it make? There are gay Muslims, dear.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 23, 2019 1:09 AM |
When he flies, does his ass take up two seats?
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 23, 2019 1:10 AM |
R30 Some Arabs, Lebanese non-Muslims in particular are uncut and that's a hot rarity.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 23, 2019 1:12 AM |
Obaid, are you doing all these posts on here?
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 23, 2019 1:12 AM |
does that ass amplify his farts?
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 23, 2019 1:13 AM |
I’d introduce myself and make an effort to see which is his bedroom window. Then I’d buy a telescope.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 23, 2019 1:14 AM |
This article says he's Syrian:
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 23, 2019 1:22 AM |
He has a rather plain face when it's not filtered.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 23, 2019 1:23 AM |
Mamma like! He makes Mamma's mussy moister than a date-filled oasis in the middle of a parched desert.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 23, 2019 1:25 AM |
How does he make a living to afford that apartment in Berlin. Is he a bourgeois Syrian expat? Professional? Kept man? Well? Why is he so thirsty if all that is his own money.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 23, 2019 1:28 AM |
Is his neighbor the guy who touches people on the escalator?
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 23, 2019 1:32 AM |
I would call homeland security and have his terrorist ass arrested. He could be sort of cute but the way he sticks his butt out there just makes him look like another desperate bottom.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 23, 2019 1:34 AM |
I would greet him with my hole, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 23, 2019 1:35 AM |
I'm assuming that he's a nurse.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 23, 2019 1:41 AM |
I'd dress up as princess Jasmine and show him a whole new world via a magic carpet ride - rug burns and all......
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 23, 2019 1:42 AM |
Mostafa Amar's Eskandarany was on the GAPصَبيّ Playlist in 1998.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 23, 2019 1:45 AM |
I’m blonde-haired, blue-eyed, tall, muscular and handsome - he’d be all over me
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 23, 2019 1:46 AM |
Id have sex with him all the time, OP
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 23, 2019 1:51 AM |
I’d declare a public health crisis since he looks like he has every STD in the book!
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 23, 2019 1:51 AM |
[quote]blonde-haired, blue-eyed
You fuck a blonde guy, you don't "get fucked" by one.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 23, 2019 1:52 AM |
R52 Are the STDs visible to the naked eye, or do we need your XRay Specs with Extra Racism® goggles?
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 23, 2019 1:58 AM |
When he opened the door, I'd walk into his living room, gesture to him to follow me, I'd crouch down with my head back staring towards the ceiling, and tell him, "I am your chair. Have a seat on me."
Too indirect??
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 23, 2019 2:10 AM |
Yeah, just a little too subtle, r56.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 23, 2019 2:14 AM |
Full hole presentation is de rigueur.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 23, 2019 4:07 AM |
R58: By Mr. Habibi, who seems to be built for taking it.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 23, 2019 4:28 AM |
I would make myself availabe to every action he likes.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 23, 2019 4:48 AM |
Best silk caftan and cunt spritzer!
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 23, 2019 7:16 AM |
Do all arabs have beards? I rarely see arabs without them. I don't like the hairy petri dish look.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 23, 2019 7:19 AM |
What do you think bushes are?
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 23, 2019 7:22 AM |
His ass is laughable. He mentioned lightening creams?!
Besides, anyone obsessed with their looks to this extent and posts endless selfies is a huge turn off. Nothing wrong with talking care of your body and staying in shape. But guys this obsessed definitely have some sort of body dismorphic disorder going on and must be extremely exhausting to be around.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 23, 2019 7:28 AM |
Obaid Habibi, habba beddy?
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 23, 2019 7:31 AM |
The Arab fetishist troll should die.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 23, 2019 7:31 AM |
What R69 said. The world is turning into a consortium of self-absorbed (and probably insecure) narcissists.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 23, 2019 8:36 AM |
[quote]You fuck a blonde guy, you don't "get fucked" by one.
That's funny. Now tell me another one.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 23, 2019 8:51 AM |
Obey, Obaid Habibi, hubby!
Hubby Obaid Habibi, obey!
Oh bad Obaid Habibi, hubba hubba!
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 23, 2019 9:15 AM |
I would ask him, "starfish or coinslot?"
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 23, 2019 10:01 AM |
We would orally harvest his semen and then swallow it!
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 23, 2019 12:28 PM |
. . . Nothing.
Are we supposed to know who he is?
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 23, 2019 1:37 PM |
[quote]Erna
Fetid shit eating diseased sociopathic Nazi pedo cunt fuck
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 23, 2019 1:38 PM |
I would introduce myself and invite him to church.
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 19, 2019 1:49 AM |
I would tell him I have a pool.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 19, 2019 1:51 AM |
I'd be eating ass a whole lot more.
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 19, 2019 1:51 AM |
I would Catfish him on Grindr and get him to reveal all his secrets
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 19, 2019 1:57 AM |
The gays can keep him. Just hideous.
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 19, 2019 2:03 AM |
What's wrong with his creepy oversized ass? Yuck.
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | August 19, 2019 2:06 AM |
I’d drip a little rose water in my mouth and offer him the deepthroat experience of a lifetime
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 19, 2019 2:44 AM |
