To the tune of "That's Entertainment." It was never finished but I loved the cleverness of the lyrics.
The jock, with the thirteen inch cock
In the scene with the horny Marine
See the toll that it takes on his hole
That's entertainment
The top, who is dressed as a cop
With the guy, who pretends to be bi
For a twist, he will squat on his fist
That's entertainment
The lean muscled teen who's too good to be true
A twink into kink in his porno debut
Mentored by Chi Chi LaRue
The bottom boy sensation, does double penetration
The sprite, claims his hole is too tight
Spreads his ass, soon it takes EZ Pass
First a kiss, then he'll bathe in your piss
The world is a stage
The stage is a world of entertainment
A punk full of spunk in a bottoming scene
The slut gives his butt to a skateboarding teen
You bet his asshole is clean
The first rule of producing
make sure your boys are douching.
The ditz, with the silicone tits
Chewing gum, while she's swallowing cum
It's by rote, that she's giving deep throat
That's entertainment
A rut with the slut with the glazed-over eyes
In bed she will spread her big cottage-cheese thighs
After she fucks thirty guys
Collectively they leave 'er
a jiz-encrusted beaver
