Part 2
None of the room cleaning staff stole anything from me and I don’t recall using the room safes there,
Even though they are all inclusive, including liquor, buy a large bottle of scotch or vodka duty free on the way down and keep it in your room for the week, because the all-included liquor is terrible.
My friend and habitual traveling companion volunteered to come one time, and we had a blast. I loved going bout with him because he, like me, was comfortable doing things together but splitting up when either of us met a hookup. We went to .playa Blancawhich I think is closed now, but was incredibly picturesque. Just beautiful.
We arrived separately and had, separately, tried to use the toilet on the but from the PV airport to the resort about an hour away. I found it funny that we had the same experience. Initially trying to piss piss carefully as normal, but finding the ride being so bumpy That mid-piss, just giving up and pissing all over the toiler, floor, general area of the toilet.
We were the first guests of the season and they were completely unready for a fully booked hotel of Queens. I think Chris and I changed rooms but it worked out with a room on the beach, but some people got empty rooms with no furniture, not even beds. One guy was complaining about his room which was many flights up, no elevator, and he was older or handicapped. He wanted a room change. “Those stairs, I’m gonna die!”. The complaint line was really long, and the employee was frantically writing the complaints on loose leaf paper that he clearly was never going to bother re-reading, You just had to be prepared to demand beds, and the rest was optional. We saw the elderly guy lTer in the week, And he seemed to be having a good time. and did not die.
There were a colony of large ants we passed between our room and the main hotel. Every morning, the ants would lineup, single file, like they were commuting to work, and even dry evening, we’d pass them making the reverse trip back home. We amused ourselves by putting obstacles in their regular route and seeing how they circumvented the obstacles. We went sailing, probably a mile out into the Pacific, which was great fun but really dumb, as we knew nothing about what the wild life was like there. But we freely swamped our boat and righted it, and sailed back, uneventfully.
We cruised the guys, and the staff, we were friendly enough but seemed like they were there on vacation themselves, and were not particularly efficient.
Now, OP, you have me thinking of going again, though I’ve aged-out of the typical age range, but I’m aware of that so I won’t be upset if I don’t score for the week. Somehow, up I think I still would, if my standards are adjusted a bit and I care to.
