Top Ten Worst Movie Accents...Agee or Disagree?

1. Sean Connery in The Untouchables (1987)

2. Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins (1964)

3. Brad Pitt in Seven Year in Tibet (1997)

4. Charlton Heston in A Touch of Evil (1958)

5. Heather Graham in From Hell (2001)

6. Keanu Reeves in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

7. Julia Roberts in Mary Reilly (1996)

8. Laurence Olivier in The Jazz Singer (1980)

9. Pete Postlethwaite in The Usual Suspects (1995)

10. Meryl Streep in Out of Africa (1985)

by Anonymousreply 87July 9, 2022 6:45 PM

Keanu was doing an accent?

by Anonymousreply 1July 7, 2022 2:36 PM

Dick Van Dyke should be #1, always and forever.

by Anonymousreply 2July 7, 2022 2:36 PM

Jodie Foster in Elysium

Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs

by Anonymousreply 3July 7, 2022 2:37 PM

Angelina Jolie in Alexander

by Anonymousreply 4July 7, 2022 2:38 PM

Angelina Jolie in "Alexander", no contest here. Russian hooker meets Count Chocula.

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by Anonymousreply 5July 7, 2022 2:38 PM

Lady Gaga in House of Gucci, hands down.

by Anonymousreply 6July 7, 2022 2:39 PM

Usually love Barbara Stanwyck,, but her "Lady" doing a British impersonation in the second half of "The Lady Eve" isn't so hot.

by Anonymousreply 7July 7, 2022 2:40 PM

Brad Pitt's Tennessee accent in "Inglorious Basterds" was hilariously bad.

Annette Benning's English accent in "Hope Gap" was amazingly bad. It when from posh to cockney from one sentence to the next. And then to America, out of the blue.

by Anonymousreply 9July 7, 2022 2:45 PM

Sigourney Weaver in The Year of Living Dangerously.

She wouldn't have fooled a British bulldog.

by Anonymousreply 10July 7, 2022 2:47 PM

Daniel Craig in Knives Out

by Anonymousreply 11July 7, 2022 3:00 PM

Another vote for the ridiculous Angelina Jolie and her equally ridiculous accent in Alexander the Great. She sounded Transylvanian.

by Anonymousreply 12July 7, 2022 3:02 PM

[quote] Angelina Jolie in "Alexander", no contest here. Russian hooker meets Count Chocula.

Absolutely agree!! The WORST

by Anonymousreply 13July 7, 2022 3:26 PM

Alan Rickman and Emma Thompsons southern accent in Judas Kiss

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by Anonymousreply 14July 7, 2022 3:27 PM

I liked Streep's accent in Out of Africa. I don't know what kind of accent it was but it was good

by Anonymousreply 15July 7, 2022 3:28 PM

Streep's accent was a Danish person speaking English. And it was good.

Robert Redford, playing an English person as a wooden American speaking with a wooden American accent, was not.

by Anonymousreply 17July 7, 2022 3:37 PM

If any M accent attempts deserves derision, it's The French Lieutenant's Woman.

Forest Whitaker in The Crying Game, anyone?

by Anonymousreply 18July 7, 2022 3:45 PM

Connery was doing an accent in Untouchables? Didn’t he just do it in the same Scottish accent he did every part in, regardless of where the character was from?

by Anonymousreply 19July 7, 2022 3:53 PM

Ed Harris and his NY accent as a German officer in "Enemy At the Gates"

by Anonymousreply 20July 7, 2022 3:58 PM

Don't forget the bit actors. They can have terrible accents, too.

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by Anonymousreply 22July 7, 2022 5:30 PM

Madonna in Swept Away. What the hell accent was that???

by Anonymousreply 23July 7, 2022 6:18 PM

I didn’t mind Jodie Foster’s performance in Silence of the Lambs, but yeah, her accent on Elysium was really, really bad. It’s a shame no one on production said, hey, this is terrible, honey.

by Anonymousreply 24July 7, 2022 6:26 PM

The worst I've ever heard is Anne Heche's North Jersey accent in Donnie Brasco. IIRC, I had to turn the movie off.

by Anonymousreply 25July 7, 2022 6:30 PM

Kenneth Branagh in "Dead Again"

Kevin Costner in "Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves"

by Anonymousreply 26July 7, 2022 6:36 PM

Uma Thurman and Juliette Lewis' NJ accent in Hysterical Blindness was so over-the-top, it felt like a bad parody.

by Anonymousreply 27July 7, 2022 6:49 PM

Really bad Boston accents are a category all to themselves:

*Laura Linney, "Mystic River"

*Jack Nicholson, "The Departed"

*Benedict Cumberbatch, "Black Mass"

*Rob Morrow, "Quiz Show"

by Anonymousreply 28July 7, 2022 6:56 PM

Thank you R26, how could it have taken 26 posts to get to Kevin Costner, Prince of Accents?

Jolie's in Alexander was horrendous.

Rob Morrow's in "Quiz Show" was horrendous.

Cumbersnatch actually sounded quite a bit like Billy Bulger, whom I knew years ago in Boston.

by Anonymousreply 29July 7, 2022 7:07 PM

Let's just say that Dick Van Dyke has never dared to venture farther east than Kensington any time he has been in the Home Counties.

by Anonymousreply 30July 7, 2022 7:07 PM

Vanessa Redgrave's southern accent in "Two Mothers for Zachary" was worse than Dick's Cockney one.

by Anonymousreply 31July 7, 2022 7:19 PM

Meryl in Dancing At Lughnasa. She was so bad that she ordered the dialogue coach off the set.

File under: Poor Casting Choice

by Anonymousreply 32July 7, 2022 7:40 PM

Nick Nolte, Lorenzo's Oil

by Anonymousreply 33July 7, 2022 10:34 PM

I can't stand all the movies where regal Anna Neagle uses a street urchin Cockney accent. She can't pull it off, she's way too posh.

by Anonymousreply 34July 8, 2022 2:16 AM

I actually saw Anna Neagle on stage years ago in London, but to most Americans under 80, I think her name is not known.

by Anonymousreply 35July 8, 2022 2:30 AM

Nastassja Kinski in Paris, Texas.

by Anonymousreply 36July 8, 2022 4:17 AM

[quote] Lady Gaga in House of Gucci, hands down.

I think Jared Leto was the worst, my god.

I think Emma Thompson in the above clip is so bad it made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 37July 8, 2022 6:23 AM

James Van Der Beek in Varsity Blues.

by Anonymousreply 38July 8, 2022 7:13 AM

Marlee Matlin in everything.

by Anonymousreply 39July 8, 2022 7:45 AM

Gaga's accent was actually excellent

by Anonymousreply 40July 8, 2022 7:59 AM

Brad Pitt in " The Devils Own"

by Anonymousreply 41July 8, 2022 7:59 AM

This is the worst thing ever.

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by Anonymousreply 42July 8, 2022 8:10 AM

Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds.

by Anonymousreply 43July 8, 2022 8:32 AM

Gwyneth Paltrow in Sliding Doors. Her accent was all over the place. Stupid clunky dialogue as well. The reference to “Jeopardy” was particularly silly as it is not broadcast in the UK.

Renee Zellweger in the Bridget Jones films. She sounded like Princess Margaret.

by Anonymousreply 44July 8, 2022 8:37 AM

Even worse than Kevin Costner's ever-changing, unidentifiable, non-region-specific accent in "Robin Hood" is his attempt at a Boston accent in "Thirteen Days" (which is otherwise a fantastic movie).

by Anonymousreply 45July 8, 2022 9:38 AM

Nicole Kidman in everything.

by Anonymousreply 46July 8, 2022 9:42 AM

The above posters have not yet seen Tom Hanks in Elvis, I believe.

by Anonymousreply 47July 8, 2022 9:46 AM

Even the least of Streep's accents shouldn't make a top 10 in a world that has seen Rob Morrow's Boston accent in Quiz Show, Cate Blanchett's Ukrainian accent in Indiana Jones/Crystal Skulls, and Leo's slip-sliding Rhodesian in Blood Diamond.

Possibly the worst accent I've heard from a high-profile actor is Pierce Brosnan's French in Nomads, but perhaps only '80s horror specialists know of that movie's existence. Fortunate for Brosnan.

I have to disagree with the previous citation of Jared Leto for House of Gucci. The acting and accents were all over the place in that shit-pile, and Leto was giving a BIG performance not to all tastes, but he sounded to have worked hard on the accent, and he was getting some things right that no one else in the cast was getting right.

by Anonymousreply 48July 8, 2022 9:59 AM

I thought Renee Zellweger's accent in the Bridget Jones films was actually very good. It bugs me when actors get it wrong, like Anne Hathaway in One Day. That was so bad it made the news.

Dick Van Dyke's is legendary for its awfulness, but he gets a pass for otherwise doing a great job. Why didn't Julie Andrews pick him up on it, though?

by Anonymousreply 49July 8, 2022 10:04 AM

Ben Affleck’s British accent in “Shakespeare in Love”is easily the funniest joke in that movie.

by Anonymousreply 50July 8, 2022 10:28 AM

^

She was too posh. Nobody speaks like that now except Jacob Rees-Mogg.

by Anonymousreply 51July 8, 2022 10:37 AM

Mel Gibson in Braveheart. Being Scottish, I found his attempt at a Scottish accent laughably over the top. I thought the film was hugely historically inaccurate and overblown, more like Brigadoon than reality.

by Anonymousreply 52July 8, 2022 10:44 AM

Jennifer Lawrence’s Long Island accent in American Hustle — it’s terrible when it’s there, and she slips back into her regular voice mid-sentence.

Helen Hunt also doesn’t have an ear for accents, as shown in As Good As it Gets and The Sessions.

by Anonymousreply 53July 8, 2022 11:09 AM

I do, R51, and I'm not Jacob Rees-Mogg!

by Anonymousreply 54July 8, 2022 11:17 AM

[R53] I am (unfortunately) from Lawn Guyland and I thought J-Law was right on target in American Hustle.

by Anonymousreply 55July 8, 2022 11:21 AM

Did people in the U.S. in the 1940s or so know who Anna Neagle was? Did her films in the U.S. make good box-office?

by Anonymousreply 56July 8, 2022 1:25 PM

Daniel Day Lewis in Gangs of New York

by Anonymousreply 57July 8, 2022 2:30 PM

[quote]I have to disagree with the previous citation of Jared Leto for House of Gucci.

He was AWFUL. It was like everyone else was in "House of Gucci" and he was in "Jerry Lewis Goes-a To-a Get-a Pizza Pie-a!"

by Anonymousreply 59July 8, 2022 2:48 PM

The worst thing about Leto's performance was his cringeworthy and very evident belief that he was killing it.

by Anonymousreply 60July 8, 2022 2:54 PM

I know most Dlers have probably never seen this film and isn't high profile enough but Ray Allen does not sound like a kid who grew up in Brooklyn in He Got Game. I watched the film again recently so it crossed my mind. Other than the accent his acting is good.

by Anonymousreply 61July 8, 2022 3:15 PM

A lot of gems here.

IDK, I like Angelina in Alexander because it's so over the top, along with the movie, where everyone else is doing BBC English. If you have to sit through that dreck, at least some camp helps.

by Anonymousreply 62July 8, 2022 3:20 PM

Connery’s accent was spot on-

by Anonymousreply 65July 8, 2022 4:07 PM

I love Sigourney Weaver, but the worst part of her Brit accent in Year of Living Dangerously is that it appears at the start of a scene... then disappears mid-sentence. Incredibly sloppy accent work in an otherwise fine performance. She's improved since then. (Wasn't YOLD her first major film?)

Julianne Moore, I like you. But please stop attempting regional/period accents. You're really not good at it.

Jodie Foster shouldn't attempt accents, except maybe for her remaining handful of worshipful fans. Even her most-acclaimed performances are laughable in retrospect. Her Clarice Starling borders on camp.

by Anonymousreply 66July 8, 2022 4:18 PM

Olympia Dukakis and Steel Magnolias. Even Sally Field made fun of it to her face on Donahue once. Olympia seemed unbothered by the comment.

by Anonymousreply 67July 8, 2022 4:19 PM

Harvey Keitel in The Last Temptation of Christ.

by Anonymousreply 68July 8, 2022 4:31 PM

Julia Roberts, Erin Brokovich.

by Anonymousreply 69July 8, 2022 4:33 PM

Matt Damon in Invictus... And he claimed that he had lessons for several months in order to learn the accent.

by Anonymousreply 70July 8, 2022 4:36 PM

Will Smith when he played that african doctor. Cringey.

by Anonymousreply 71July 8, 2022 4:37 PM

Not a movie, but Kevin Spacey in House of Cards. It was so bad I turned if off after the first five minutes. Also, Tom Hanks in Charlie Wilson's War.

by Anonymousreply 72July 8, 2022 4:37 PM

R72, Kevin Spacey is brilliant in House of Cards. His accent is spot on. Are you the, I hate Spacey troll.

by Anonymousreply 73July 8, 2022 4:40 PM

R39 you're an asshole but that made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 74July 8, 2022 4:45 PM

R14- Her New York accent in Angels In America was CRINGEWORTHY

by Anonymousreply 75July 8, 2022 4:46 PM

Tom Hanks' accent is supposed to be unsuitable in "Elvis" as Col. Tom Parker, who didn't have a Southern accent anyway.

by Anonymousreply 77July 8, 2022 4:49 PM

If Zelllweger was too posh sounding for her character's class and generation, that still would not land her anywhere near the top 10 or 20. At least she managed a recognizable and real English accent.

It's always struck me that in The Little Foxes only one character has a clear Southern accent. Some people have said "those were upper class Southerners" but I think back then, the accents should have been stronger. But the cast couldn't manage, evidently.

by Anonymousreply 78July 8, 2022 5:16 PM

Jessica Lange Scottish accent in Rob Roy.

by Anonymousreply 79July 8, 2022 6:06 PM

Marlene Dietrich's Cockney accent in "Witness for the Prosecution" rivalled Van Dyke's. She said Noel Coward helped her with it.

by Anonymousreply 80July 8, 2022 6:11 PM

R7 I agree with you. A friend of mine, a fellow Stanwyck nut, insists that her accent was deliberately iffy. Some the audience could see how she was conning Henry Fonda’s character.and his family.

by Anonymousreply 81July 8, 2022 7:12 PM

[quote] Matt Damon in Invictus... And he claimed that he had lessons for several months in order to learn the accent.

If I recall, in an interview Matt claimed his accent coach told him he couldn’t pronounce one word correctly no matter how hard they tried until they found a trick to get him to do so.

by Anonymousreply 82July 8, 2022 7:13 PM

John Ritter in noises off.

by Anonymousreply 83July 9, 2022 1:34 AM

Michael Caine’s attempt at a Southern accent in Hurry Sundown is hands down the worst ever captured on film. It is career-ending in its epic awfulness. Fortunately for him no one saw that movie. (Except me, and I hold a mean grudge.) Jane Fonda is also terrible in it.

by Anonymousreply 85July 9, 2022 4:28 AM

[quote]Jodie Foster shouldn't attempt accents

Odd you say this, as Jodie Foster speaks French with a perfect French accent. You couldn't even tell she isn't an actual French woman.

by Anonymousreply 86July 9, 2022 6:40 PM

R86 is right. She went to a French school in LA. Doesn't mean she should attempt a lot of other accents though.

by Anonymousreply 87July 9, 2022 6:45 PM

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