This is Cyndi Lauper's son. He's a rapper.

Someone needs to slap the stupid off that face.

by Anonymousreply 2May 11, 2019 8:54 PM

I am embarrassed for his mother.

by Anonymousreply 3May 11, 2019 8:57 PM

I remember when she was pregnant with him. She was enormous. And not afraid to joke about it!

Then she had him, on my birthday actually! A few months later my boyfriend and I were going to see The Big Lebowski on the Upper West Side and we saw her coming out of Gap Kids carrying a bag full of clothes, lol. That feels like it was about five minutes ago, and now he’s an adult and a musician. Omg I feel old.

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by Anonymousreply 4May 11, 2019 9:03 PM

What do you mean by "down", OP?

r4 Looks like she's carrying triplets, omg!

by Anonymousreply 5May 11, 2019 9:06 PM

Maybe this kid and that Hanks fuck-up, Chet Haze, can have a rap-off/lame-off soon!

by Anonymousreply 6May 11, 2019 9:11 PM

Singers sing, children of singers who can't sing, rap. She should've just offered him a monthly fee to stay behind the scenes and not embarrass her.

by Anonymousreply 7May 11, 2019 9:12 PM

That photo of pregnant Cyndi Lauper needs a trigger warning. Yuck!

by Anonymousreply 9May 11, 2019 9:16 PM

I gather if you are the child of an entertainer, artist or model in this day and age, there is literally no other career option to explore?

by Anonymousreply 12May 11, 2019 9:23 PM

[quote] there is literally no other career option to explore?

No. Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 13May 11, 2019 9:25 PM

Is he showing his true colours now?

by Anonymousreply 14May 11, 2019 9:27 PM

No idea if he's talented but he's very cute.

by Anonymousreply 15May 11, 2019 9:28 PM

Yeah, I find him really adorable looking. The floppy hair and small eyes, full lips. He's laconic and sexy.

by Anonymousreply 16May 11, 2019 9:31 PM

There's always college, R12. Why I've heard USC is the place for all young celeb offspring to spread their wings and fly...

by Anonymousreply 17May 11, 2019 9:41 PM

He looks like a less douche-y Edward Norton in R8

by Anonymousreply 18May 11, 2019 9:41 PM

Did someone mention GapKids???

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by Anonymousreply 19May 11, 2019 9:44 PM

Timmy Hilfiger has a son who is embarrassing mess who tried to be a rapper and went by the name Rich Hil.

by Anonymousreply 20May 12, 2019 1:05 AM

r20 ugh it with fire. I found a pic of it

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by Anonymousreply 21May 12, 2019 1:18 AM

He’s no Joaquin Consuelos.

by Anonymousreply 23May 12, 2019 1:21 AM

Boring. Nothing spectacular (arrangements) happens after the intro to bring you in to love it.

by Anonymousreply 25May 12, 2019 1:26 AM

I didn't know that she had a son. Here he is and he's 21.

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by Anonymousreply 26May 12, 2019 1:53 AM

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by Anonymousreply 30May 12, 2019 3:45 AM

In the clip at R1, he's mostly singing, not rapping. In case some of you people don't know the difference.

by Anonymousreply 31May 12, 2019 3:50 AM

LOL his blaccent! I'm sorry Cyndi, but at least you had career success.

by Anonymousreply 32May 12, 2019 4:10 AM

What a phony, there's no way he grew up in the hood so it's ridiculous he's speaking in ebonics and acting all thug.

by Anonymousreply 33May 12, 2019 4:43 AM

[quote] it's ridiculous he's speaking in ebonics and acting all thug.

Just like his mother.

by Anonymousreply 34May 12, 2019 4:45 AM

David beckham son is good looking, he's not talent in anything at all but he's hot at least.

by Anonymousreply 35May 12, 2019 4:51 AM

Wigger just like Billie Eilish.

by Anonymousreply 36May 12, 2019 4:53 AM

R35 is blind or desperate or both.

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by Anonymousreply 37May 12, 2019 5:41 AM

[quote]What do you mean by "down", OP?

What do you think I mean? Just curious.

He's cute. I've always had a thing for URBAN white dudes.

by Anonymousreply 38May 12, 2019 10:35 AM

He reminds me of that "straight dude" in Florida who promised to make gay porn videos, then reneged. Jake something?

by Anonymousreply 39May 12, 2019 11:10 AM

R38 what’s wrong with wigger? It perfectly describes a young white man with certain mind set.

Also, could a trans man be described as a wigger?

by Anonymousreply 40May 12, 2019 6:40 PM

R40, fuck off "Maggot." That's what's wrong with wigger.

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by Anonymousreply 41May 12, 2019 6:48 PM

Who is the wigger in this video r41?

by Anonymousreply 42May 12, 2019 7:03 PM

The white guys an asshole, but he doesn’t have the wigger symbols: basketball jersey, wide brimmed gay, gang signs and Cardi B blaring from his car, etc.

Try again r41

by Anonymousreply 44May 12, 2019 7:11 PM

Excuse me: wide brimmed HAT

Damn autocorrect

by Anonymousreply 45May 12, 2019 7:12 PM

I like how he takes his mother's last name but not his father's. Is Lauper even Cyndi's real last name? Like Jakob Dylan. Dylan isn't even Bob's real last name.

by Anonymousreply 46May 12, 2019 7:18 PM

GET MY POINT FAGGOT @ R44. Wigger is an unacceptable term. STOP USING IT. You know exactly what you're doing.

by Anonymousreply 47May 12, 2019 7:19 PM

Does Cyndi have money? She hasn’t really done anything in 30 years. Was the 1980s payout that good to keep her and spawn comfortable till today? I guess all her songs were literally made for perpetual advertising jingles but does she own them?

by Anonymousreply 48May 12, 2019 7:25 PM

She did a reality show and it was terrific. The kid looks just like his dad who is an actor David Thornton. Dex's real name is Declyn and is quite funny. She must not have liked the cameras around because she only did one season.

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by Anonymousreply 49May 12, 2019 7:26 PM

Calling a gay man FAGGOT on a gay chat board r47?

You’re out of line. And highly aggressive.

WIGGER strikes where you live, eh? I can guess why that is.

by Anonymousreply 51May 12, 2019 7:31 PM

Why doesn't he have a British accent ?

by Anonymousreply 52May 12, 2019 7:33 PM

i think she was making a point, r51

by Anonymousreply 53May 12, 2019 7:38 PM

[quote] I like how he takes his mother's last name but not his father's. Is Lauper even Cyndi's real last name? Like Jakob Dylan. Dylan isn't even Bob's real last name.

Yes, Lauper is definitely her real last name (who would choose that as a stage name??)

Did Dylan legally change his last name? If so, then Jakob's last name would indeed be Dylan.

by Anonymousreply 54May 12, 2019 7:41 PM

Hes cute,but that sounded like Madonnas new video. Is he ripping off Madonna ? Or do they all enunciate like that now ? He sounds like Mush Mouth from the Cosby Kids.

by Anonymousreply 55May 12, 2019 7:43 PM

Unless you are intimate friends with the black guys ou happen to be around, moving and talking like poor Dex will get the shit kicked out of you. Wigger.

by Anonymousreply 56May 12, 2019 7:47 PM

Then r47 needs to man up and stop yelling like some wigger punk bitch r51

by Anonymousreply 57May 12, 2019 7:55 PM

I have no personal knowledge of Cyndi Lauper's finances, but aside from everything else, she wrote a hit Broadway show that ran six years and has been produced in many other places, so I'm sure that's a nice chunk of change right there.

by Anonymousreply 58May 12, 2019 7:59 PM

His name is Declyn Wallace Thornton....his dad is actor David Thornton.

by Anonymousreply 59May 12, 2019 8:09 PM

Hey...R47?

[bold]WIGGER WIGGER WIGGER

by Anonymousreply 60May 13, 2019 6:57 AM

Oh my word, Tommy Hilfiger's son makes Chet Haze look like a preppie. How the hell does this happen in such an ultra wealthy family?

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by Anonymousreply 61May 13, 2019 7:17 AM

Stupid. Example of too much money and lack of attention.

by Anonymousreply 62May 13, 2019 7:28 AM

Holy shit, I didn't know she had a reality show! I almost got through that whole video until "the rocks lady" scene, fuck that noise. I'd like to continue pretending to think Cyndi has a few brain cells left and doesn't actually believe in that crystal healing bull shit as well as John Travolta is not a Scientologist.

by Anonymousreply 63May 13, 2019 10:39 AM

I mean...you do KNOW that wigger is short for White Nigger, right? OF COURSE, you do. You comfortable with that? Because if you are, you SHOULDN'T be offended by being called a FAGGOT.

by Anonymousreply 64May 13, 2019 10:51 AM

See me! (But avoid looking at embarrassing son.)

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by Anonymousreply 65May 13, 2019 11:12 AM

Except wigger is wigger, it’s not white nigger or nigger. 0/10, try again Chamique. Shouldn’t you be off defending Pedo Jacko instead of giving your list of demands in this thread?

by Anonymousreply 66May 13, 2019 11:38 AM

He's REALLY average looking. I wanted to hate video at R1, but it's really not that bad compared to some. As R31 said, it's not rap though. Rap is rap. What these kids are doing now is like sniveling over the same really droll beat.

by Anonymousreply 67May 13, 2019 11:39 AM

I think he's cute. Looks a bit like Barry Keoghan.

by Anonymousreply 68May 13, 2019 11:57 AM

Or you can become a professional photographer like I do.

“no place like Italy innit.”

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by Anonymousreply 69May 13, 2019 12:03 PM

with Cyndi for a mother very good odds he is gay

by Anonymousreply 70May 13, 2019 12:12 PM

LOL another privileged wigger. Just what we need.

by Anonymousreply 71May 13, 2019 12:49 PM

Another over privileged entitled wigger coming from $ wanting to step into something black people built and created and ultimately disrespect it for their own personal interests.

I tell you, these white guys just won't stop. The hip-hop crowd is a tough one. He better mind, he doesn't become a target in certain parts of the country the way other wigger "rappers" are.

People are definitely gunning to kill these white ones. They are not safe, especially if they disrespect hip-hop. Their already attacking him online.

This cracker boy better watch out. I don't know what he did but people are angry. I wonder why he's not doing country music instead?

Tom hanks son got his wake-up call and backed away. Along with the hilfiger wigger.

by Anonymousreply 72May 13, 2019 1:06 PM

[quote]Holy shit, I didn't know she had a reality show! I almost got through that whole video until "the rocks lady" scene, fuck that noise. I'd like to continue pretending to think Cyndi has a few brain cells left and doesn't actually believe in that crystal healing bull shit as well as John Travolta is not a Scientologist.

If you watched it, I don't think the rock lady came off believable and remember it was a "reality" show and was staged.

[quote]with Cyndi for a mother very good odds he is gay

Her sister is...watch the video at R49

by Anonymousreply 73May 13, 2019 1:50 PM

R72 racism and threats, eh?

You want a white faggot cock....but no one will give it to you. Sad. And typical.

by Anonymousreply 74May 13, 2019 2:46 PM

R74 There's no threat, white "rappers" have been getting targeted just the same as black ones do. I was stating facts asshole.

Also I'm not attracted to white guys. They come onto me all the time but I'll never be a fetish for them. I'm smarter than that. My body is not a sex toy. No problem with them I just don't want them.

I'm 31 and in damn good shape, I've never had a problem getting a man.

You on the other hand....

by Anonymousreply 75May 13, 2019 4:15 PM

R75 is thirsty for wigger cock

by Anonymousreply 76May 13, 2019 4:19 PM

R75 is unhinged. Please take your med as instructed by your doctor, sis. I'm worried.

by Anonymousreply 77May 13, 2019 4:37 PM

R75 Whoa calm down dude. You sound like you're spiraling. His career isn't going to last much longer. He still lives with his mother for God's sake. It will all be ok soon.

by Anonymousreply 78May 13, 2019 4:40 PM

He had a girlfriend who accused him of beating her, which he denied.

by Anonymousreply 79May 13, 2019 4:41 PM

R75 would definitely beat a white boyfriend....such grievance and pent up rage. Get help you racist.

by Anonymousreply 80May 13, 2019 4:45 PM

r47 fuck off breeder.go and rape your pet cactus

by Anonymousreply 82May 13, 2019 9:24 PM

This thread is disgusting. Ciao.

by Anonymousreply 84May 13, 2019 11:46 PM

R66...And shouldn’t you be on MyVidster looking at underage ass? You old FUCK. Wigger is white nigger and it’s conspicuously so. Anyone with two functioning brain cells can see that--but AGAIN- you ALREADY knew that you pathetic, old cave-less troll.

So do us of favor and stop embarrassing yourself

by Anonymousreply 85May 14, 2019 11:41 AM

A racist, agist, highly aggressive, blame gaming troll is what we have here in r85

I’d almost believe he was a parody, except I know his kind in real life.

by Anonymousreply 87May 14, 2019 2:06 PM

Count me as another who had no idea Cyndi had any kids.

Her son looks a little like Nick Jonas.

by Anonymousreply 88May 14, 2019 2:22 PM

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