He has an embarrassingly small dick đ
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 23, 2022 5:31 AM |
If I wore that I'd have one ball hanging out of each leg
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 23, 2022 5:33 AM |
His penis is definitely not small.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 23, 2022 5:40 AM |
Anyone asserting Hayden has a small schlong obviously has not seen him naked? And why havenât they?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 23, 2022 5:45 AM |
We are heading towards Hee-Haw level media programming.
Magats are thirsting for this brand of Americana sleeze.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 23, 2022 8:47 AM |
His body is so fine I had to search for a head shot. Face is meh, but still, 6'3", 225lbs, 33 years old and he's a personal trainer. Yum!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 23, 2022 9:48 AM |
One of the biggest âmale fitnessâ personalities currently. In more than one way
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 23, 2022 1:29 PM |
He should star in Brokeback Mountain II: Hoochie Daddy Boogaloo
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 13, 2022 6:36 AM |
R6 says non-American sleaze is acceptable but American sleaze is not.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 13, 2022 6:44 AM |
R1 Make an effort.
You will see it reaching above his navel.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 13, 2022 9:31 PM |
Words used in headlines have no meaning. Keep up!
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 26, 2022 9:23 PM |
Where is everything? I bet the back view looks like he did a load in his pants.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 26, 2022 9:26 PM |
He looks like Jesse Williams
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 26, 2022 9:38 PM |
This headline is written in the Ebony language.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 26, 2022 9:40 PM |
R22 is writing from her KKKnitting Circle.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 26, 2022 10:33 PM |
Whatâs a âHoochieâ?
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 26, 2022 10:35 PM |
Shorts like that were pretty much standard in the 70s.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 26, 2022 10:36 PM |
R25 It is a meaningless adjective like 'awopboppaloobobawambamboo'.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 26, 2022 11:50 PM |
I think exclamations are nouns, not adjectives. The song is about anal sex by the way.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 27, 2022 1:14 AM |
^ The lyrics were essentially an adjectival tribute to anal sex
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 27, 2022 1:22 AM |
âHoochieâ has been a popular term since at least the 90s, resurrected lately by the hoochie daddy shorts craze. Some people here but live in a bunker walled off from any major popular culture since 1986.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 27, 2022 2:14 AM |
But what does it mean, R30?
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 27, 2022 2:20 AM |
R31 Eddie Murphy coined this slang term âHoochieâ in 1986 to mean fellatio.
He told his "bitch-servants" to press their lips into a circular formation as if to say "Hooo" and then he would ram his engorged penis into their mouths.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 27, 2022 2:21 AM |
The hoochie coochie is a catch-all term to describe several sexually provocative belly dance-like dances from the mid-to late 1800s.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 27, 2022 2:30 AM |
Men who wear these shorts are inviting you â and you!â to come and suck them off!
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 27, 2022 2:37 AM |
They are muscled exhibitionists and teases
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 27, 2022 2:42 AM |
Stephen Lomas, whoever that is. Nice mullet.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 27, 2022 2:50 AM |
Posted on Reddit. It's not a new development.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 27, 2022 2:53 AM |
Who cares itâs not new? I wasnât around back then, and pics from 1931 are irrelevant to me now.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 27, 2022 3:00 AM |
[quote] Hoochie
^ Is this word etymologically-related to this word?
[quote] Dookie
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 27, 2022 3:04 AM |
R38, Stephen Lomasâ instagram account. Heâs known for his ass pics and videos.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 27, 2022 3:36 AM |
He and his KC mover colleagues are TikTok superstars
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 27, 2022 3:40 AM |
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie endorses this.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 27, 2022 4:17 AM |
AS long as it ain't a fucking cap! I'm ok with a gay cowboy hat.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 23, 2023 1:35 PM |
Whatâs going on with these massive thigh guys? They arenât skipping leg day I know that.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 19, 2023 3:39 PM |
R50, itâs part of the male aesthetics movement, as seen on TikTok and Instagram
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 19, 2023 10:12 PM |
R55: someone FABULOUS by the handle of @markstorwick
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 20, 2023 1:15 PM |
False advertising. I was promised an erotic image not someone who gets a rash from his thighs rubbing together.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 23, 2023 2:23 PM |
