[quote]18 Swedish Men Who Are So Breathtaking You Actually Won't Be Able To Breathe
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 15, 2021 2:20 PM |
Incredibly so. Scandinavian and nordic men have something very appealing and sexy about them. Very masculine and distinctive but not cavemen. It's hard to explain but their rather attractive.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 24, 2017 4:26 PM |
Some of them are definitely nawt. And why is the ugliest one on the cover?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 24, 2017 4:34 PM |
Gotta be the worst list ever. Norwegian Dolph Lundgren is what we're looking for.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 24, 2017 5:00 PM |
Horrible. Who is the guy with the not brown but black eyes? Ugh. Please stop adulterating Sweden. Looks like a Persian or something.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 24, 2017 5:05 PM |
R3. Dolph Lundgren is Swedish not Norwegian.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 24, 2017 5:52 PM |
Are the people who write for Buzzfeed mildly retarded?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 24, 2017 5:58 PM |
Alexander Skarsgard's nose is a strange shape and his eyes are too close together.
Prince Carl Philip is nice looking but he's a bit on the short side.
None of these Swedes turn me on. There are better looking Swedes to be found by just walking down the streets of Stockholm.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 24, 2017 6:05 PM |
They're horrible in bed and boring as fuck.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 24, 2017 6:11 PM |
The Swedish singer Basshunter is rather sexy
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 24, 2017 6:36 PM |
The difference is I could get off the plane in Stockholm and compile a better list in half an hour. Why they think they have to include old unkempt greasy types is beyond me. But I do like some of these, especially near the top. Kinnaman and the small-mouthed athlete.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 24, 2017 6:37 PM |
Some gorgeous bone structure going on here . I'm in ;)
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 24, 2017 7:03 PM |
NONE of those men are attractive. I'm sorry but they really just aren't. They either look like average white guys or they look unkempt. Hard features, thin lips, eh skin, I just don't get it. If I come off as sounding like a troll, I do apologize but please don't sit here and tell me Joel Kinnaman (who is half American btw) is attractive. He's a great actor don't get me wrong but something about him looks gross. Lee Pace (American actor)....fuck I'd lick a shark's (great white) butt hole just to sit next to him to hear him speak, Colin Morgan (Irish actor, fuck he's so handsome), Cillian Murphy (Irish actor) always had an ethereal look to me), but these guys? Um, no.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 24, 2017 7:18 PM |
They all have really nice Euro anuses
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 24, 2017 7:34 PM |
Albinos like Skarsgard are always sexy. Not.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 24, 2017 7:38 PM |
Swedish hunk Mans Zelmerlow who won eurovision in 2015 looking pretty hot.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 25, 2017 4:24 AM |
Saw Skarsgard working out at Equinox in WH a couple of times. Always in all black and never talking to anyone. Cute, but def not striking or charismatic. Sort of bland.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 25, 2017 4:27 AM |
They forgot to include my favourite masculine Gay Swede:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 25, 2017 4:30 AM |
Definitely: Joel Kinnaman, Alexander Karim
The Rest: Meh (including Fares Fares who is Lebanese Assyrian)
Omitted: Mikael Persbradt, Henrik Norlén
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 25, 2017 4:53 AM |
Henrik Lundqvist can puck me all night.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 25, 2017 4:59 AM |
They are beautiful while young. I had the hottest Swedish boyfriend back in the day. Big dick, drop-dead gorgeous/
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 25, 2017 5:03 AM |
I love Scandinavian men, but this list sucks.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 25, 2017 5:04 AM |
They are stiff, shy and as mentioned earlier boring in bed.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 26, 2017 2:09 AM |
R24 The ones I knew were charming and shy, very stiff, and great in bed. And gorgeous.
Just the way I like my guys.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 26, 2017 2:11 AM |
Bill Skarsgard is much hotter than his brother Alexander.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 26, 2017 2:48 AM |
Svartskaller ut av Sverige!
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 26, 2017 3:00 AM |
Ceding your country and culture to gay hating Islamists is in no way hot ,Alpha or sexy.
I vote NAWT!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 26, 2017 3:04 AM |
Bill is a hot twink with really bad skin.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 26, 2017 3:06 AM |
Not everything is about the Jews, R29.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 26, 2017 3:08 AM |
[quote]Colin Morgan (Irish actor, fuck he's so handsome),
I like his hat.
Oh...it's hair!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 15, 2021 7:44 AM |
Bill Skaarsgard always looks like something out of a Tim Burton movie that should stay there.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 15, 2021 7:58 AM |
Hot Sort of Intense Meh Mmmmm, fucking hot Maybe I like big noses, but this one is a bit too much for me Another maybe Yet another maybe Definitely hot Sweet/cute hot Pass Swede Jamie Dornan, potentially hotter I'll take a Heineken (or two) Looks vaguely French, but he's cute enough
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 15, 2021 8:28 AM |
Aw, dammit - that didn't work the way i wanted it to: Hot
Sort of
Intense
Meh
Mmmmm, fucking hot
Maybe
I like big noses, but this one is a bit too much for me
Another maybe
Yet another maybe
Definitely hot
Sweet/cute hot
Pass
Swede Jamie Dornan, potentially hotter
I'll take a Heineken (or two)
Looks vaguely French, but he's cute
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 15, 2021 8:31 AM |
I tried to make it through the list, but the descriptions were so fucking cringe I couldn't
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 15, 2021 10:02 AM |
"Bill Skarsgard is much hotter than his brother Alexander."
Nah. He looks like Steve Buscemi's weird looking spawn. Those eyes, ugh.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 15, 2021 11:32 AM |
They all seem like they need a long shower
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 15, 2021 12:36 PM |
I would take thatr long shower with quite a few of them.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 15, 2021 12:47 PM |
Some are cute, but most are not: they're just heavily coiffed and plucked, and we tend to acknowledge that as hawt.
Also, one looks like Ryan Seacrest. So there's that.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 15, 2021 12:53 PM |
Who bumps these ancient threads?
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 15, 2021 1:12 PM |
^someone bored with the current new threads? And who can blame them?
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 15, 2021 1:47 PM |
That Olof guy would be my choice.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 15, 2021 1:52 PM |
And not one fucking chest hair among them. Pass.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 15, 2021 2:04 PM |
[quote]Who bumps these ancient threads? —2015/2017
Who CARES? Oh, YOU care!
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 15, 2021 2:07 PM |
3 of them are not even of Nordic stock and just inserted for some “diversity”. Actual Swedish men are really hot though, when you visit the country.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 15, 2021 2:20 PM |
