The Vivian Vance Duvet Cover Is Finally Here!

Curl up with Viv in your boudoir/shrine. She'll be keeping me warm all winter.

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by Anonymousreply 56November 12, 2022 5:49 PM

It’ll make the perfect security blanket.

by Anonymousreply 1November 2, 2022 4:32 PM

That sucks. That picture is of her post Ethel.

Vivian Vance only rocks during the Ethel years.

Liking that duvet cover is like liking the fat Elvis stamp.

by Anonymousreply 2November 2, 2022 4:33 PM

Pretty fab though. Fine Art America is great in that you can take practically any image and turn it into practically any tacky item.

by Anonymousreply 3November 2, 2022 4:35 PM

wow, if i walked into a hook-up's bedroom and was confronted with that, I wouldn't be able to perform no matter what.

by Anonymousreply 4November 2, 2022 4:35 PM

Would this pair better with my Agnes Moorehead (as Endora) pillow or Burt Reynolds Cosmo centerfold pillow?

by Anonymousreply 5November 2, 2022 4:37 PM

This thread is making me rock hard!

by Anonymousreply 6November 2, 2022 4:41 PM

Will it be sufficient for a king size bed?

by Anonymousreply 7November 2, 2022 4:44 PM

r2 There's a PRE-Ethel version in the lower left corner of that page.

by Anonymousreply 8November 2, 2022 5:16 PM

Who knew I'd be able to get all of my Christmas shopping done at one site?

by Anonymousreply 9November 2, 2022 5:16 PM

A pic of her with Fred (William Frawley) would render a more romantic touch.

by Anonymousreply 10November 2, 2022 5:24 PM

I'll stick to my Viv du-rag.

by Anonymousreply 11November 2, 2022 6:22 PM

r2 Viv looked much better post-ILL. She had a nose job and facelift and seemed generally more chic.

by Anonymousreply 12November 3, 2022 9:20 AM

Its the type of thing where if I was robbing the place and saw that I'd drop everything and leave immediately. Who knows what the person that sleeps in that bed is capable of?

by Anonymousreply 13November 3, 2022 9:28 AM

"What are you doing right now?"

"Oh, I'm just sitting on Vivian Vance's face."

by Anonymousreply 14November 3, 2022 1:45 PM

Imagine waking up with a giant Vance Eye staring at you.

by Anonymousreply 15November 3, 2022 1:47 PM

Hardly the first time that Viv has been spread out all over a stranger's bed--for under a hundred bucks.

This time she looks sober, at least.

by Anonymousreply 17November 3, 2022 3:19 PM

At least they photoshopped out Desi's splooge before they printed it, Lucy.

by Anonymousreply 18November 3, 2022 3:26 PM

Looks too heavily airbrushed.

by Anonymousreply 19November 3, 2022 3:31 PM

The owner of the Esoterica Art Agency must be a Datalounger, or know someone who is.

by Anonymousreply 20November 3, 2022 9:49 PM

I wonder if Viv knew she'd become a gay icon.

by Anonymousreply 21November 3, 2022 10:00 PM

So from now on, the poll choice can simply say “duvet”

Speaking of which….

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by Anonymousreply 22November 3, 2022 10:04 PM

Thanks OP, I've just ordered mine.

by Anonymousreply 23November 3, 2022 10:05 PM

"For the Darfur Orphan who has everything!"

by Anonymousreply 24November 3, 2022 10:09 PM

Wouldn't the Darfur Oprhan version have a huge vulture on it?

by Anonymousreply 25November 4, 2022 12:07 AM

I'll be making this into a cape for all the Holliday parties

by Anonymousreply 26November 4, 2022 12:36 AM

It should only be available in *queen* size

by Anonymousreply 27November 4, 2022 12:44 AM

Would that be a vagina cape, R26?

by Anonymousreply 28November 4, 2022 12:45 AM

Martha Stewart for DataLounge

by Anonymousreply 29November 4, 2022 12:50 AM

R18 I can almost hear Ricky's exagerated cackle after he blows a load on Ethel's face.

by Anonymousreply 30November 4, 2022 1:11 AM

It's actually Mary Wickes who uses this to pleasure herself.

by Anonymousreply 31November 4, 2022 1:17 AM

“Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhh…!!!”

by Anonymousreply 32November 4, 2022 1:26 AM

[quote]I can almost hear Ricky's exagerated cackle after he blows a load on Ethel's face.

Ethel rocked Ricky's world on more than one occasion down in that furnace room. There's a reason why Ethel Mae Potter, they never forgot her.

by Anonymousreply 34November 4, 2022 1:36 AM

Yet another way to have me all spread out on your bed, Desi.

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by Anonymousreply 36November 4, 2022 1:59 AM

For all the DLers on your Christmas shopping list

by Anonymousreply 38November 5, 2022 9:41 AM

Is she available as a shower curtain?

by Anonymousreply 39November 5, 2022 9:54 AM

[quote]Is she available as a shower curtain?

How about a doormat?

by Anonymousreply 40November 5, 2022 3:26 PM

r40 is one of the better Phil jokes

by Anonymousreply 41November 5, 2022 4:02 PM

R40 Vivian Vance was a doormat.

by Anonymousreply 44November 7, 2022 11:53 AM

R22 A duvet and a duvet cover are two different things.

There is no poll.

That music sucks.

by Anonymousreply 45November 7, 2022 12:30 PM

Esoterica Art Agency MUST be run by a DLer.

by Anonymousreply 46November 7, 2022 12:36 PM

Did Vivian even like gay people?? I don't understand the worship of her on this site.

by Anonymousreply 48November 7, 2022 1:09 PM

Yay! She absolutely comes in shower curtains also!

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by Anonymousreply 50November 7, 2022 6:29 PM

They need to make an Ethel bib with a dialog balloon saying "I have sufficient."

by Anonymousreply 51November 7, 2022 7:40 PM

Are they having a Black Friday sale?

by Anonymousreply 52November 12, 2022 1:29 PM

[quote]Lucy, clenching a Newport in her teeth

Ball smoked Chesterfields made by Philip Morris, the company that sponsored I Love Lucy.

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by Anonymousreply 53November 12, 2022 1:37 PM

Fucking R22 has ruined my good mood this morning.

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by Anonymousreply 55November 12, 2022 1:55 PM

r53 Chesterfields were from Liggett & Myers (L&M) one of Philip Morris's main competitors. Although Philip Morris (now Altria) acquired the brand in 1999.

by Anonymousreply 56November 12, 2022 5:49 PM

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