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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 226 | March 9, 2022 1:24 AM |
She's had granny hands for 10 years, but I love the moon face
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 5, 2022 7:59 PM |
Jesus, she's starting to morph into Pete Burns.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 5, 2022 8:00 PM |
She has more chins than a Chinese phone book
I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 5, 2022 8:10 PM |
She really did shave the sides of her jaw down to give her an inverted triangle alien shaped face. Pity- strong jawlines are more photogenic and hold your damn face up.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 5, 2022 8:15 PM |
Black is slimming, but that only goes so far.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 5, 2022 8:15 PM |
Surprised they didn't call her face a "visage." Yes, double chin. She's in a black turtleneck, too. She must have put on a lot of weight. There's a photo in there of her hands (age late 50s) after she received some kind of plastic surgery treatment. Hands looked way younger.
My hands are kind of bony and veiny.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 5, 2022 8:18 PM |
Here's Madonna with her three YOUNGER sisters. Gives you an idea what she really should look like
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 5, 2022 8:27 PM |
"Madonna rounded things off by sporting super sleek blonde locks which she added a light touch of make-up to her remarkably smooth face."
Later on Rocco gave "assistance" to his mother.
Lol
I hate Murdoch with the heat of a thousand suns.
But damn, when it comes to a deploying a rhetorical proverbial fist in a velvet glove, nobody is better at it than the DM
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 5, 2022 8:29 PM |
My 93 year old mother needs less "assistance" than Madonna
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 5, 2022 8:32 PM |
You just have to look at Paula to see how Madonna would look untouched by a plastic surgeons scalpel.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 5, 2022 8:35 PM |
Women above a certain age should always wear gloves.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 5, 2022 8:35 PM |
The son looks like a forty year old assistant manager of a Best Buy.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 5, 2022 8:36 PM |
The body language of the sister on the far left ( R10 photo) says a lot. She's got both hands behind her back. Madonna's body is turned away from that sister as well. Oh, well. At least they got together for the sake of their 90+ father.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 5, 2022 8:38 PM |
Yeah, but like it or not ( and I do) at least Richie has a style. And, its an unusual look to a guy his age. I give him credit for that.
Besides, it's a phase. He'll be in the predictable, curated, Brando-in-a-wife-beater, slovenly look when he hits his mid to late 20s.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 5, 2022 8:42 PM |
I understand why the skin on her hand is like that, but why are her fingers such a mess? They look like my 88 year old Aunt's fingers. She owned a bakery and kneaded dough and made pastries 8 hours a day, for 45 years
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 5, 2022 8:59 PM |
She's going to need all the strength of those shriveled old hands to keep her fast growing collection of chins from dragging the floor.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 5, 2022 9:02 PM |
Holy fuck! Why would she go out in public looking this bad? Rocco looks like he is trying to run away from her, lolol.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 5, 2022 9:10 PM |
^ Under his breath he chants, "The will, the will, the will..."
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 5, 2022 9:12 PM |
She's going to need those wrinkly old hands to keep her fast growing collection of chins off the floor.
Here's her role model Mamie van Doren, but with better hands at 76.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 5, 2022 9:12 PM |
^ That's still pretty scary
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 5, 2022 9:14 PM |
Her arm in that reunion photo is pretty tragic too.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 5, 2022 9:16 PM |
I like Rocco from what I've seen. He escaped her. Found a fun sartorial game, isn't a half bad artist, and seems to be a good person.
Lourdes on the other hand....
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 5, 2022 9:19 PM |
[quote]Jesus, she's starting to morph into Pete Burns.
She really looks like Pete
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 5, 2022 9:20 PM |
... googles Pete Burns, because I have no idea who Pete Burns is....
Hahahahahaha!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 5, 2022 9:27 PM |
With her looks, I await the 80s russian synthpop album, perhaps forming a trio with Janet and Brit-Brit; cooters, hoveround scooters and depends
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 5, 2022 9:41 PM |
AGEISM. SEXISM. Out-and-out MISOGYNY. The PATRIARCHY continues to try to crush my neck with their heavy boots, cut off my life force! This Rebel Heart will NOT be DEFEATED!
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 5, 2022 9:43 PM |
That would be too creative for her r29
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 5, 2022 9:43 PM |
She looks like Marilyn Manson with those chicken cutlets stuffed in her cheeks. It's time to accept that you are not 25 anymore, Madge.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 5, 2022 9:56 PM |
^ She's not even 55 anymore
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 5, 2022 9:57 PM |
[quote]Her taut complexion
Hilarious! đ đ đ đ¤Ł
Can ones complexion be taut? Don't they mean taut skin? Unfortunately, for Mad-Donna her skin is not "taut"!
I won't even get into her 80 year old hands.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 5, 2022 10:03 PM |
I don't mean to defend Madonna's looks, but I HATE The Daily Mail.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 5, 2022 10:05 PM |
Imagine being a fly on the wall watching her read this DM article.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 5, 2022 10:11 PM |
@r37, She loves the attention and has little self-awareness to know or care that it's all negative
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 5, 2022 10:18 PM |
There is a DL Rocco troll that should be coming out in 3, 2, 1
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 5, 2022 10:24 PM |
If she had aged naturally, stopped dying her hair, she would be beautiful. Let herself go elegantly, not fight it with plastic.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 5, 2022 10:32 PM |
Just a reminder of what Barbra Streisand looked like at 63.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 5, 2022 10:33 PM |
Brown shoes with a blue suit?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 5, 2022 10:34 PM |
[quote]Women above a certain age should always wear gloves.
Boxing gloves. Fuck off.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 5, 2022 10:43 PM |
She wrote something on her purse, what? She looks good.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 5, 2022 11:14 PM |
She would have been so much better if she had done some light work on her face, lost weight and dressed her age. With all of her weird shit she actually looks older than 63. She looks like a fat burn victim.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 5, 2022 11:16 PM |
To be honest, she makes clothes look chic and expensive. Some people makes expensive clothing look trashy. Some people are overwhelmed by the clothes. She looks great. She wants to tour with Brittany. I don't think Brittany can keep up with Madonna. Maybe a set or two.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 5, 2022 11:17 PM |
Even though she keeps proving me wrong, I really expected Madonna to age with more style. A few wrinkles, a grey streak or two, red lipstick. Instead she just looks pathetic and fat.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 5, 2022 11:22 PM |
She now looks like the twin sister of Chrissie Teigan
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 5, 2022 11:33 PM |
OMG she got fat and bloated in just a few weeks. WTF is up with her?
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 5, 2022 11:34 PM |
People on here talk ALL THE TIME about The Daily Fail's shady cuntery, and I never really thought anything of it until I read this article. They fucking EVISCERATED the bitch.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 6, 2022 2:45 AM |
These filters are pretty amazing, but the downside is the shock and horror of the unfiltered image. She looks all bloated and her skin is covered in tiny bumps. She actually looks like sheâs on some perfume steroids. Poor thing.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 6, 2022 3:17 AM |
Thatâs meant to spell âpowerful steroidsâ, not perfume. Dâoh.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 6, 2022 3:18 AM |
George's hands are milky white!
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 6, 2022 3:22 AM |
Rocco reminds me of Bobby Darin.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 6, 2022 3:28 AM |
^ does anyone else see it?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 6, 2022 3:28 AM |
Wonder she weighs? I'd bet at least 160 pounds.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 6, 2022 3:52 AM |
"She can't enter the premises. SHE'S TOO FAT." - Pats
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 6, 2022 3:53 AM |
She won't be alive in a few years. The dysmorphia is complete out of control.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 6, 2022 3:58 AM |
Tons of older women get hand rejuvenation surgery. I don't know why she cant but the cunty part of me is happy about it.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 6, 2022 4:00 AM |
My favourite: "But while Madonna's youthful face appeared frozen in time, the same couldn't be said for her hands, which looked more natural and didn't bear the same smoothness as her visage."
They are the Putin of newspapers.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 6, 2022 4:01 AM |
R48 I disagree - I think she makes clothes look trashy and cheap. Remember how good she looked in the Vogue video? She could rock that style now and look so amazing but she tries to look street and fails. And she still wears a grill, which cheapens her every look.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 6, 2022 4:08 AM |
She's Brendad Ickson without the money woes.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 6, 2022 4:09 AM |
Ouch. Her face looks like shit without a filter. Like a melting rubber blob.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 6, 2022 4:11 AM |
She looks like a Putin harem whore! With severe arthritis.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 6, 2022 4:11 AM |
Daily Mail didnât mean to be cruel. Somebody hurt them too.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 6, 2022 4:14 AM |
Was her face stung by 100 bees just before those shots?
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 6, 2022 4:16 AM |
^ Yes, they were Filler Bees!
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 6, 2022 4:26 AM |
Did she really put on weight? That seems like something sheâd police better.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 6, 2022 4:27 AM |
"The sexagenarian cut a stylish figure during the outing..." LOL
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 6, 2022 4:54 AM |
The embalmers did a questionable job. At least those old hands looked spotlessly clean. She probably hasn't scrubbed a toilet in 40 years.
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 6, 2022 5:03 AM |
[quote]Did she really put on weight? That seems like something sheâd police better.
Sheâs gotten lazy with exercising the past few years. Thatâs why sheâs always dressed in black and wears a lot of jackets.
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 6, 2022 5:13 AM |
R76 Lazy? Or is it the pills and the booze bloat...
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 6, 2022 5:24 AM |
I don't get the appeal of her manchild.
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 6, 2022 5:45 AM |
Rocco doesn't understand that he's Michigan white trash.
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 6, 2022 5:49 AM |
She looks like a walking embalmed corpse.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 6, 2022 6:05 AM |
Back in her Confessions Tour years she probably didn't weigh much over 110 pounds and that's really the best she's ever looked. She was as close to beautiful then as she was ever going to get. Nowadays, she's probably forty to fifty pounds heavier.
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 6, 2022 6:08 AM |
[quote]Rocco doesn't understand that he's Michigan white trash.
Heâs going to look like Uncle Christopher in 10 years. You can tell thereâs a fat guy within thatâs ready to burst out and he has that same circular face.
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 6, 2022 6:30 AM |
Is she blind? I'll get the porn!
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 6, 2022 6:30 AM |
Canât this bitch trip on ayahuasca and come to terms with the fact sheâs not fucking 25 anymore and THAT ITâS OK?
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 6, 2022 7:47 AM |
Can't wait for Lourdes or Rocco to give her the first grandchild, that will really send her spiralling.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 6, 2022 8:05 AM |
I don't feel sorry for her anymore. I used to. But she's a 63-year-old woman. She's been through a lot and has had a long career. She should be smarter than this to be fucking with her face the way she has been. Not to mention she seems to have a new procedure every week. Next week she'll have another procedure. She's had cheek implants, her jaw shaved, fillers, you name it. It's actually scary to think of all the procedures she's had. That's severe mental illness. I figured Madonna would have some work done but I never imagined it would be to this extent. And it's only going to continue.
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 6, 2022 8:08 AM |
Is it impossible to spray-tan hands to make them look not as old?
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 6, 2022 8:16 AM |
I dont understand the vitriol spewed at Rocco. He has always tried to keep a relatively low profile and just try to live his life, unlike her slutty daughter and her other son who spends his time dressed in drag and showing off his dance moves on Instagram. Considering the fishbowl he was born into I think he's conducted himself rather well. Whats the fucking problem?
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 6, 2022 8:41 AM |
I'm sure Madonna looks bad, BUT the pics here ALSO seem heavily photoshopped to make her look extra bad.
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 6, 2022 8:49 AM |
She has been captured on TV and video a fair amount in recent months and she didn't have that extreme bloat in the face and multiple chins and tree trunk legs. I mean she was only pudgy and had only 1 extra chin on Fallon.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 6, 2022 8:54 AM |
R11, Murdoch doesn't own the DM. His British papers are the Sun and the Times.
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 6, 2022 9:28 AM |
I know it's hard for Madonna NOT to stick out in pictures like R10 because a. she's Madonna, and b. she looks bizarre.
Even so, there's still a certain contortedness to her pose and, maybe, her expression which one often sees in narcissistic types when they're not the center of attention. In the context of something like a photograph, where they can't say something in that moment to grab the attention, they will adjust their body to make sure that people are looking primarily at them.
And yes, I know that narcissism is a much-overused label right now, especially by fraus, but I think it's applicable.
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 6, 2022 9:37 AM |
[quote]The Daily Mail came for Madonna and her hands
The Daily Mail can have them.
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 6, 2022 9:39 AM |
OP's pic of her face reminds me of Chucky's death
scene in Child's Play 2 which starts at 2:04 LOL.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 6, 2022 9:57 AM |
[quote] I dont understand the vitriol spewed at Rocco. He has always tried to keep a relatively low profile and just try to live his life, unlike her slutty daughter and her other son who spends his time dressed in drag and showing off his dance moves on Instagram. Considering the fishbowl he was born into I think he's conducted himself rather well. Whats the fucking problem?
I agree about Rocco but I think David is just having fun. He and Madonna are close and he has obviously picked up some of her look at me! attention seeking behavior but itâs harmless.
The one who really keeps a low profile is Mercy. I donât even know how old she is now or what she looks like.
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 6, 2022 12:38 PM |
The Daily Mail came for her hands and we were silentâŚ
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 6, 2022 12:55 PM |
R97 âŚand then they came for my hands and there was no one left to clap for me.
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 6, 2022 1:04 PM |
She must be ridiculously tiny if she's that much shorter than Rocco, who is very short himself.
I would bet the fuller face is real and not photoshopped, because at her size, all she would have gain is 15 lbs. and it would look on camera like she'd gained 40.
What's frustrating is that her face doesn't look bad at all, which makes those filters she uses even more ridiculous.
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 6, 2022 1:13 PM |
^ A plastic Material Girl
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | March 6, 2022 1:39 PM |
So, Daily Mail doesn't know the difference between a brogue and a fucking loafer, that's nice.
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | March 6, 2022 2:29 PM |
Poopisha the Rocco fanatic will see these photos and explode
| by Anonymous | reply 104 | March 6, 2022 2:34 PM |
@r102, The Daily Fail is shit, but they know how to take a picture
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 6, 2022 2:35 PM |
Those veiny witch-holding-an-apple hands have always been fukked, even in her 20 âs she was gloving up to cover up those gnarled tree roots she got.
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | March 6, 2022 2:40 PM |
^ "It's like making love to a piece of gristle"
| by Anonymous | reply 108 | March 6, 2022 5:19 PM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 6, 2022 9:50 PM |
Wtf happened to her neck? It's just - poof- gone.
| by Anonymous | reply 110 | March 6, 2022 9:54 PM |
[quote] Can't wait for Lourdes or Rocco to give her the first grandchild, that will really send her spiralling.
I predict: "Grand-Madonna."
| by Anonymous | reply 111 | March 6, 2022 9:59 PM |
Those aren't hands. Those are claws.
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 6, 2022 10:12 PM |
They are a day apart in age and Belinda Carlisle looks a 1000 times better.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 6, 2022 10:41 PM |
R90 my God you're naive. That is 100% un-photoshopped HER
| by Anonymous | reply 114 | March 7, 2022 12:29 AM |
She's gross. If I never saw her again, I'd be better off.
| by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 7, 2022 12:38 AM |
I feel a little sorry for her... she's nuts like Brendad Ickson, less the pressing poverty concerns.
| by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 7, 2022 12:39 AM |
Here is the unfiltered version of the night out (probably to renegotiate the contract).
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 7, 2022 12:53 AM |
How much do u think she pays her toyboy?
| by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 7, 2022 12:53 AM |
She doesn't seem heavy enough for all of that chin action, it could be residual swelling from the chin-shaving.
| by Anonymous | reply 120 | March 7, 2022 1:10 AM |
Her career hasn't been the same since "All in the Family" ...that picture is Sally Struthers, right?
| by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 7, 2022 1:13 AM |
Paparazzi: "Chin up! ALL OF THEM!"
| by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 7, 2022 1:23 AM |
One of the lifelong fans on the soon to be closed Madonnaxinfinity forums said she looks âdownright ghoulishâ
| by Anonymous | reply 123 | March 7, 2022 1:27 AM |
Somewhere Janbot is cackling.
| by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 7, 2022 1:58 AM |
[quote] Belinda Carlisle looks a 1000 times better.
Bitchlinda is pulled so tight that if she sneezes her face will fly off in Thailand and land in Indonesia.
| by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 7, 2022 1:59 AM |
The photos are not photoshopped. lol. Theyâre from a photo agency. Sheâs been fat for the last five years too.
| by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 7, 2022 2:12 AM |
[quote]I hate Murdoch with the heat of a thousand suns.
Murdoch doesn't own the Daily Mail. Viscount Rothermere does.
| by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 7, 2022 2:18 AM |
God's, she is really striving to look like Donatella, isn't she?
| by Anonymous | reply 131 | March 7, 2022 2:36 AM |
What's going on with her left upper arm in 128 and 129? I've noticed that before in other photos.
| by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 7, 2022 2:36 AM |
And what's between her knees?
| by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 7, 2022 2:40 AM |
I mean seriously,does the bitch not have eyes ??? Or has macular degeneration got her too? How could she not look at these pics and see the horror show they are ???
| by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 7, 2022 2:41 AM |
When did her son turn into Keith moon?
| by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 7, 2022 3:04 AM |
R28
Yes, that is how Pete Burns ended up, but some of us would rather remember before the hot mess he became.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 137 | March 7, 2022 3:29 AM |
Hands are cruel things.. They can give away a woman's age, and a trans true gender.
Suffice to say always look at a female's hands...
| by Anonymous | reply 138 | March 7, 2022 3:30 AM |
I would have voted against the open casket!
| by Anonymous | reply 139 | March 7, 2022 5:37 AM |
They also slip in a "sexagenarian". They're so shady.
The next time my elderly (and beautiful) mother complains about her old-lady face, I'll show her pictures of Madonna.
| by Anonymous | reply 140 | March 7, 2022 6:37 AM |
Despite all her facial surgery, she's starting to look like her elderly father!
| by Anonymous | reply 141 | March 7, 2022 6:45 AM |
r129 Isn't it a crime to post pictures like that of people with severe developmental delays?
| by Anonymous | reply 142 | March 7, 2022 7:11 AM |
Sheâs veering into pity/pathetic territory now. A good example of how money only doing so much and eventually we all age and die. As many have already pointed out, she is in dire need of mental health assistance. This isnât going to get any better(otherwise).
| by Anonymous | reply 143 | March 7, 2022 7:49 AM |
Do you think she would have been better off with no money? I'm curious. As odd as she looks now, she does look younger and better than her younger sisters in that family photo. Was she always the better looking sister or was it her money that helped with her looks? Would she have gone off the deep end even if not wealthy? Or did having too much money drive her there?
| by Anonymous | reply 144 | March 7, 2022 7:52 AM |
She really seems stupid and deluded using photoshop and filters so liberally. Nobody buys her shit anymore, she can't sell out stadiums because she insists on playing her new new horse crap and it just HAS to have the kind of choreography her body can't handle because she's an ARTIST so she ends up cancelling or being ridiculously late to the shows.
If she does show she's rude to the fans for justly complaining for being kept waiting.
GIVE IT UP BITCH, YOU'RE OVER AND NOBODY CARES IF YOU LIVE OR DIE. You've blown your chance to have simple greatest hits tours of megastadiums because you insist on pretending you're creative when you've stolen everything, even the first look you came at the public with. The one you've half reverted back to
Just fuck off or accept you're a joke and nobody finds you sexy, talented or intellectual. Pumping up your face, tits and arse like car tyres has played a huge role in your situation
You're just a cunning shithouse rat who pushed it too far. You're not a rebel, just a thief
And what the fuck did you ever do for the gay community except co-opt lesbianism as a stage trick?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 145 | March 7, 2022 8:42 AM |
Money only allowed Miss Thing to spend more on her priorities, R144. I think money is a symptom, not a core issue.
| by Anonymous | reply 146 | March 7, 2022 8:49 AM |
"She really seems stupid and deluded using photoshop and filters so liberally. Nobody buys her shit anymore"
Madonna has been getting away with blowing smoke up the world's butt for 40 years as to who and what she is. It's finally caught up to her, but she thinks she can still get away with it
| by Anonymous | reply 147 | March 7, 2022 8:54 AM |
Oh god, lay off of the DM. They are the DL paper of record and it has been that way for years. Not for their tragic reportage (though even then on occasion they pull out a few nuggets) but for the photos they provide. American publications still seem to think you are only allotted 3 photos max per article. The DM gets that when it comes to photos, more is better and they pile them on, thankfully.
| by Anonymous | reply 148 | March 7, 2022 9:25 AM |
^Exactly, who even bothers to read the articles? The photos and captions alone are DLgold.
| by Anonymous | reply 149 | March 7, 2022 9:31 AM |
Sheâs not soaking in it!
| by Anonymous | reply 151 | March 7, 2022 10:30 AM |
Her face looks pulled so tight it hurts [italic]my[/italic] face.
To the poster who was wondering if Madonna was the best looking in her family I would say yeah. There was the younger sister who looked a lot like her but she had a long horse-y face and was never as appealing.
| by Anonymous | reply 152 | March 7, 2022 10:42 AM |
Madonna is crazy as a fox, but she's my goddess, I bow down in reverence to our lady of perpetual provocation, long may you reign, baby girl. :-)
| by Anonymous | reply 154 | March 7, 2022 11:55 AM |
Wasnât there a period where Madonna was abusing some drug during her hardcore body building days? Not HGH but something in that family. It helped with keeping her body fat really low and caused a lot of vascularity. I wonder if her hands are the result of that at least to some degree.
Does anybody know what Iâm talking about?
| by Anonymous | reply 155 | March 7, 2022 12:01 PM |
Does anyone believe she drinks wine or smokes pot? After all these years as an orthorectic?
| by Anonymous | reply 156 | March 7, 2022 12:24 PM |
And darling, why do we think Priscilla Presley wears gloves? Liver spots sweetie!
| by Anonymous | reply 157 | March 7, 2022 12:45 PM |
[quote]Wasnât there a period where Madonna was abusing some drug during her hardcore body building days? Not HGH but something in that family. It helped with keeping her body fat really low and caused a lot of vascularity. I wonder if her hands are the result of that at least to some degree.
I know she was into B12 shots for an energy boost to endure her grueling workouts around the Hard Candy era. Maybe thatâs what youâre thinking of?
| by Anonymous | reply 158 | March 7, 2022 2:06 PM |
Madonna really looked great untill her mid/late 50s, then unfortunately she decided to do something to her face.... i never imagined she would have aged like this.
| by Anonymous | reply 159 | March 7, 2022 2:09 PM |
B12 shots. Right. That's what those shots were, vitamin B12 to pep her up.
| by Anonymous | reply 160 | March 7, 2022 2:16 PM |
Camille Pagliaâs summary of who Madonna has become was spot-on. She went from Amazonian feminist to professional victim. Madonna ended up like her peers. Itâs all downhill from here. Wait until her father croaks or one of her spawns turns her into a grandma. Camille brilliant you pointed out that everything went to hell b she joined that ridiculous Kabbalah cult. Madonna stopped rebelling against the Catholic Church and embracing fine works or art and instead opted for lazy/cushy Jewish mysticism. She collects art but doesnât embrace it. Instead she embraces grillz and fake asses.
| by Anonymous | reply 161 | March 7, 2022 2:22 PM |
[quote] Does anyone believe she drinks wine or smokes pot? After all these years as an orthorectic?
Sheâs already known to be a pill-popping alcoholic. Sheâs no doubt officially addicted to opioids thanks to breaking her hip.
| by Anonymous | reply 162 | March 7, 2022 2:23 PM |
Jesus, Mickey Rourke is looking BAD
| by Anonymous | reply 163 | March 7, 2022 2:27 PM |
That shape of sunglasses is wrong for anyone with her Satan-like, flared nostrils.
She needs to lay off of the oxy and the soy sauce.
| by Anonymous | reply 164 | March 7, 2022 2:36 PM |
I knew I recognized those hands from somewhere!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 165 | March 7, 2022 2:36 PM |
This is Madonnaâs attempt to be a disfigured eccentric genius a la Michael Jackson. What a laugh.
Sheâs about as genius as that dumb daughter of hers who hangs her ass out.
| by Anonymous | reply 166 | March 7, 2022 2:45 PM |
R166 Daughter? I thought that was her Puerto Rican dog walker!
| by Anonymous | reply 167 | March 7, 2022 2:50 PM |
A Puerto Rican dog walker would have better hygiene.
| by Anonymous | reply 168 | March 7, 2022 2:58 PM |
[quote] I know she was into B12 shots for an energy boost to endure her grueling workouts around the Hard Candy era. Maybe thatâs what youâre thinking of?
Itâs not the B-12 shots because I remember that as well. I could just be misremembering but I thought I had read an article somewhere back in the day that talked about some drug that was really popular amongst Hollywood people because it helped keep body fat down. As long as the person was exercising and eating right, of course. I also recall it was like HGH or some letters⌠some drug that was part of the typical juicerâs cocktail. oh well, not really important.
| by Anonymous | reply 169 | March 7, 2022 3:36 PM |
Why does she live in Portugal?
| by Anonymous | reply 170 | March 7, 2022 3:37 PM |
What drug? Is this like the pills Aniston was allegedly taking?
| by Anonymous | reply 171 | March 7, 2022 3:38 PM |
R170 Salty fish and cheap suppositories.
| by Anonymous | reply 172 | March 7, 2022 3:48 PM |
She's screwed with her face so much that her eyebrows are going up at the ends.
She looks like a fat Vulcan or Romulan. All she needs to do is her her ears pinched.
| by Anonymous | reply 173 | March 7, 2022 3:59 PM |
Maybe she was buying StarCaps from Nikki Haskell.
| by Anonymous | reply 174 | March 7, 2022 4:03 PM |
Rocco annoys me. I hate his fashion, he looks so silly.
| by Anonymous | reply 175 | March 7, 2022 4:07 PM |
Poor Madonna- somebody needs to send her away. She's a monster.
| by Anonymous | reply 176 | March 7, 2022 4:07 PM |
[quote]Somewhere Janbot is cackling.
That isn't cackling, it's choking on a pork rind.
| by Anonymous | reply 177 | March 7, 2022 4:21 PM |
[quote]Rocco annoys me. I hate his fashion, he looks so silly.
He is what is called a fop.
Still, better than being a slop like 99% of the people his age.
| by Anonymous | reply 178 | March 7, 2022 4:22 PM |
Rocco's lapels there are something else.
| by Anonymous | reply 179 | March 7, 2022 4:28 PM |
Madonna nibbled a humble salad and sipped an Evian water.
"I like to maintain a healthy lifestyle."
It's hard to believe that Madonna is 39 years old. She looks so young.
| by Anonymous | reply 180 | March 7, 2022 4:55 PM |
39? Yeah, maybe in her bra!
| by Anonymous | reply 181 | March 7, 2022 4:56 PM |
Steroid bloat, poor dear.
| by Anonymous | reply 182 | March 7, 2022 5:01 PM |
It boggles the mind that someone would suffer through ALL of those procedures only to allow herself to get as far as a pig.
| by Anonymous | reply 183 | March 7, 2022 5:01 PM |
R169 Human Growth Hormone?
| by Anonymous | reply 184 | March 7, 2022 5:20 PM |
[quote]It boggles the mind that someone would suffer through ALL of those procedures only to allow herself to get as far as a pig.
That's what happens when you've spent decades surrounded by people who will never say no or offer an honest opinion.
| by Anonymous | reply 185 | March 7, 2022 5:34 PM |
I guess she can afford shampoo anymore.
| by Anonymous | reply 186 | March 7, 2022 5:45 PM |
She needs neck liposuction.
| by Anonymous | reply 187 | March 7, 2022 5:47 PM |
[quote]She needs neck liposuction.
No, she needs to stay the fuck home.
The last thing Madonna needs is yet one more cosmetic surgery procedure.
| by Anonymous | reply 188 | March 7, 2022 5:49 PM |
Even Dietrich looked better when she was older than Madonna. Creepy, but better than Madge.
| by Anonymous | reply 189 | March 7, 2022 5:53 PM |
MORE plastic surgery! FULL Bride of Wildenstein.
Madonnaâs only value now is a freak show.
| by Anonymous | reply 190 | March 7, 2022 5:54 PM |
R190- Sad but true. She could have left one hell of a legacy, but she has only become a plastic surgery freak.
| by Anonymous | reply 191 | March 7, 2022 5:57 PM |
[quote]Even Dietrich looked better when she was older than Madonna.
Dietrich resorted to more old-school ways of looking younger, like taping back her face under a wig.
She didn't get implants in her face and butt and fill her mug full of plastic.
| by Anonymous | reply 192 | March 7, 2022 6:06 PM |
I kind of like Rocco's attempts to find himself even if he is going through a tasteful dandy phase. Don't you think you'd have suffered damage if you grew up with that narcissistic monster as your mother? Thank God his father his father finally stepped in to rescue him.
| by Anonymous | reply 194 | March 7, 2022 6:14 PM |
[quote] R169] Human Growth Hormone?
Yeah.
| by Anonymous | reply 195 | March 7, 2022 6:22 PM |
Guy Ritchie has long been known as a sharp dresser in a classic, bespoke way. Rocco is still young. It's good he now has a somewhat sane role model in his life.
| by Anonymous | reply 196 | March 7, 2022 6:30 PM |
Rocco is a good kid and flew halfway around the world to escape her. Rocco is like Ukraine to Madonna's Russia
| by Anonymous | reply 197 | March 7, 2022 6:36 PM |
First they came for Sarah Jessica Parker and her wrinkled horse face, and I did not speak out -- Because I was not a horse
Then they came for Madonna and her hands, and I did not speak out -- Because I was not a hand
...
| by Anonymous | reply 198 | March 7, 2022 6:59 PM |
Does Rocco have an English or American accent?
| by Anonymous | reply 199 | March 7, 2022 7:03 PM |
R14 how best to forestall crepey withered hands? Iâve only just turned thirty and mine are looking beaten up. Perhaps sleeping with lanolin in gloves?
| by Anonymous | reply 200 | March 7, 2022 7:08 PM |
Sunscreen. Unfortunately there is very little fat on top of the hands.
| by Anonymous | reply 201 | March 7, 2022 7:18 PM |
That might help, r200 but in the end you can only forestall it, not stop it. In the end you just have to grow a pair and accept. It's true: growing old ain't for sissies.
| by Anonymous | reply 202 | March 7, 2022 7:21 PM |
When youre an ugly person inside it will eventually show itself on your face as you age. Madonna is a classic example of the old saying that we get the face we deserve when grow older. She looks like a nasty old crone and all the cosmetic procedures in the world cant hide that. She is a bitter bitch and it shows on her face.
| by Anonymous | reply 203 | March 7, 2022 7:39 PM |
R203, old saying: the older you get, the more you get the face you deserve.
| by Anonymous | reply 204 | March 7, 2022 7:42 PM |
Sorry, r203, I didn't read your post carefully and merely repeated what you had already said.
| by Anonymous | reply 205 | March 7, 2022 7:45 PM |
R150 funny by stolen from Con Loli
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 206 | March 7, 2022 8:45 PM |
[quote]She needs neck liposuction.
Wouldn't she need a neck for that?
| by Anonymous | reply 207 | March 8, 2022 2:11 AM |
so, what should she be?
She was always a shallow imitator. How does one supersede that when everything they had to offer as an entertainer (mostly T&A and attitude in her case) is no more?
| by Anonymous | reply 208 | March 8, 2022 4:14 AM |
She looks like the fat bitch who works for Ginny in Accounting (but hates her), has a ferret, and whose calendar year is built around a small circuit of Renaissance Faires.
| by Anonymous | reply 209 | March 8, 2022 9:12 AM |
She should be a Grande Dame of Pop, like Debbie Harry, who has had quality work done and is about to tour at 76 years old. Not this embarrassing Sextette of her twilight years.
| by Anonymous | reply 210 | March 8, 2022 12:16 PM |
"She should be a Grande Dame of Pop"
Instead she's the Grande Dame of Poop
| by Anonymous | reply 211 | March 8, 2022 12:18 PM |
[quote] Why does she live in Portugal?
She doesnât. She lived there for like two years when she tried to turn her son into a football player. She lives in New York where her neighbors hate her.
| by Anonymous | reply 212 | March 8, 2022 2:05 PM |
^ That's because she takes over the whole street and won't allow cars to park on a public street in front of her house
| by Anonymous | reply 213 | March 8, 2022 2:12 PM |
Why else would you get rich?
| by Anonymous | reply 214 | March 8, 2022 2:18 PM |
I know sheâs obnoxious, vapid and delusional, but Iâll never understand the seeming global hate for this bitch, particularly the hate coming from the gay community. What has she done aside from hiding in her mansions and trolling social media like sheâs 18? What has she done to get such seething hate? Sheâs always been absurd and attention starved. Sheâs a fucking pop star, itâs what they do. But British radio stations refuse to play her music because sheâs âoldâ and sheâs mocked and wished death upon etc. Jesus. Iâve not seen the hate for Putin the way I have for Madge.
| by Anonymous | reply 215 | March 8, 2022 2:23 PM |
You must be new to Datalounge r215
| by Anonymous | reply 216 | March 8, 2022 2:30 PM |
"Why else would you get rich? "
To buy an estate somewhere where you don't have to contend with the "little people", but you can't commandeer a public street
| by Anonymous | reply 217 | March 8, 2022 2:32 PM |
I love the DailyMail. Donât care what you self-righteous cunts say. They get the scoop, photos and interviews. They do what other booth-toity publications refuse to do: INVESTIGATE and THROW MAGNIFICENT SHADE. And they fulfill their end of their PR partnerships quite transparently, which I appreciate. Own it.
The NYTimes would do a puff piece about Madonnaâs mini-UN adoption scam. The DailyMail goes for what weâre all here for.
Plus Rocco.
| by Anonymous | reply 218 | March 8, 2022 2:43 PM |
No, pushing the little people around IS the fun part.
| by Anonymous | reply 219 | March 8, 2022 2:56 PM |
We dont hate Madge more than Putin R215,we've just hated her longer.
| by Anonymous | reply 220 | March 8, 2022 8:24 PM |
[quote] but Iâll never understand the seeming global hate for this bitch, particularly the hate coming from the gay community.
She used gays for shock value, she steals, turned the music industry into a joke, and is the poster child of no-talents getting ahead. Sheâs the Trump of the music business. Sheâs a nasty piece of shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 221 | March 8, 2022 9:23 PM |
Debby Harry had talent, though.and a true artistic sensibility. Madonna had posturing and imposturing.
And she obviously doesn't have the wit to be this generation's Mae West.
| by Anonymous | reply 223 | March 9, 2022 12:15 AM |
With all the shit she's injected and implanted her poor auto immune system is probably freaking out. Her hands look like she's suffering from an inflammatory disorder.
| by Anonymous | reply 225 | March 9, 2022 12:46 AM |
I can honestly say she's never been lovelier.
| by Anonymous | reply 226 | March 9, 2022 1:24 AM |
