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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 18, 2021 3:50 AM |
David Beckham looks like shit with all those tattoos, he ruined his looks. I noticed the daughter isn't as cute as the sons and looks a little thick, how ironic would it be for Victoria to have to deal with an overweight child.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 10, 2021 1:00 AM |
Are they want is known as chavs?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 10, 2021 1:02 AM |
Brooklyn Beckham is the most worthless human being to have ever lived.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 10, 2021 1:03 AM |
These people are gypsies I assume.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 10, 2021 1:06 AM |
The tattoos are utter trash but I can read Chinese and Japanese and that calligraphy is phenomenal.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 10, 2021 1:07 AM |
They look like a comic book. Entitled trash.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 10, 2021 1:09 AM |
Chinese? Mandarin Cantonese .
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 10, 2021 1:09 AM |
Cruz looks like Sean Hannity.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 10, 2021 1:19 AM |
Mandarin, pre-1949, is easiest to read because it's the same characters as old Japanese which I do read fluently. Mao simplified Mandarin so modern Chinese looks broken to me but I usually know what it says. Cantonese is very different characters and I almost never can read it.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 10, 2021 1:26 AM |
You can’t take the boys out of the council estate but you can’t take the council estate out of the boys
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 10, 2021 1:27 AM |
Brooklyn’s mess looks like a bunch of clip art pictures drawn on there. His chest/torso would actually look better completely covered at this point, like Justin Bieber’s. (But Bieber would look better with no tats. He’s not ugly.)
Too bad the other two brothers got their mom’s nose. It really ruined their looks. Hopefully Romeo gets a nose job to fix it. He has potential.
You know as soon as youngest brother is able he’s going to join the tattoo party 🙄
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 10, 2021 1:34 AM |
And Beckham claims to be one-eighth a Jew. Fancy. Much more Romany than Jew in that boy. As for Vikky....
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 10, 2021 1:36 AM |
Jesus. I’d expect to find them in the gutter, passed out from low-quality injectables.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 10, 2021 1:37 AM |
nasty trash from the gutter.....sad
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 10, 2021 1:40 AM |
Hideous. Stop with the fucking ink. Just stop.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 10, 2021 1:40 AM |
Is their boy still marrying the uber rich bitch from NY?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 10, 2021 1:54 AM |
Did they ever say what mental handicap it is that Brooklyn has?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 10, 2021 1:57 AM |
Filed under Things No One Has Ever Said: "That guy would be so attractive if only he had more tattoos."
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 10, 2021 2:15 AM |
The tall one is cute, the other 2 look like major douchebags.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 10, 2021 2:16 AM |
[quote] The tall one is cute
Agreed. He also has the fewest tattoos. The smallest one follows. The middle one is nasty looking.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 10, 2021 2:22 AM |
Trashy AF, the whole family, circus people, freakin' gypsies.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 10, 2021 2:24 AM |
R27 Perhaps they understand English grammar better than you, though.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 10, 2021 3:51 AM |
[quote] And Beckham claims to be one-eighth a Jew.
How do you remove one-eighth of a foreskin??
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 10, 2021 5:13 AM |
They all have their mother's beady little black eyes and pig nose. Yuck.
There are a lot of physical flaws I can overlook, but dull beady squinty eyes will always be a deal breaker for me, even if the rest of the guy's face is perfect. I'd much rather have a Hugh Laurie type who's average-looking with beautiful expressive eyes.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 10, 2021 5:41 AM |
"Did they ever say what mental handicap it is that Brooklyn has? "
Yes, in layman's terms it's called dumb as a box of rocks and there's no known cure
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 10, 2021 5:47 AM |
[quote] Filed under Things No One Has Ever Said: "That guy would be so attractive if only he had more tattoos."
Must be a generation thing, are you older?
I'm yet to meet anyone younger than 40 who has a problem with tattoos.
I'm the only person in my group of friends who doesn't have one and I love them.
Dated a guy just because of his tats.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 10, 2021 5:51 AM |
Never forget that David has Brooklyn's name as a tramp stamp #classy
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 10, 2021 7:53 AM |
They don't even go to school!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 10, 2021 10:37 AM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 14, 2021 11:34 PM |
I miss that shady article from one of the UK tabloids about Brooklyn becoming a model after absolutely failing as a photographer. It was CUNTY. Posh and Becks had it pulled within a few hours.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 14, 2021 11:40 PM |
Gross.
Why the fuck do people ugly themselves up with such gross tattoos?
This is a fad I will never understand. It's so stupid. "I'm going to pay money to be in pain and mark up my body with ugly graffiti that will fade and sag and just get uglier over time" says only complete and total fucking psychopaths and morons.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 14, 2021 11:49 PM |
dad is shitty role model with all them crappy tatts he has.....nasty
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 16, 2021 10:00 AM |
Tiny nipples. And they frost their tips?
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 16, 2021 10:04 AM |
With the exception of Brooklyn, who has always been ugly, they used to be cute little kids.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 16, 2021 10:20 AM |
the family is known for having no class, mom and daddy are merely money grubbers.....and fame ho's.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 16, 2021 10:37 AM |
[quote] dad is shitty role model with all them crappy tatts he has
Oh, dear!
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 16, 2021 10:52 AM |
They’re disgusting tra$h, of course, but you are out of line with the racial and ethnic crap, R17. It makes you seem elitist, vulgar, and more than a little off.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 16, 2021 10:56 AM |
Romeo is beautiful and is signed to a top modelling agency. The other two are nothing special and their sister Harper is fat.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 16, 2021 10:59 AM |
[quote] They all have their mother's beady little black eyes and pig nose. Yuck.
Brooklyn in particular looks like he got walloped in the forehead with a frying pan
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 16, 2021 11:00 AM |
Victorian had large eyes in her 20s like Romeo has now. Botox has made them narrow. Weird how all these women prefer smooth foreheads over big, beautiful eyes.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 16, 2021 11:05 AM |
vicky and david each go their own way and have their own lovers.....known fact
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 16, 2021 11:07 AM |
Ink like this must be related to body dysmorphia. Certainly, if it’s genetic, their mother has major body issues that she apparently has passed on to these gaunt boys, while Beckham goads them on with this folly of inking. They all look terrible, especially over the hill Becks. Give me greasy, ripped Cristiano (with no tats!) over this tat trash any day.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 16, 2021 11:38 AM |
Christiano is gorgeous. I hope Romeo's agency forbids him to get chest and torso tatts. The fewer tatts, the more work.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 16, 2021 11:44 AM |
Looks like a side-show act 🎪 🤡 Freak show.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 16, 2021 12:56 PM |
sorry assed parents....pathetic.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 16, 2021 8:07 PM |
Just horrible. All of them.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 16, 2021 9:14 PM |
Victoria must hate having a blubbery daughter. You just know she wanted a Gigi or a Kendall who could be a catwalk queen.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 16, 2021 10:39 PM |
If Harper had a bit of a growth spurt, she'd be fine. And given how anorexic Posh has always been, it's amazing she's let the kid look a bit chunky without shipping her off to fat camp until she came home looking like a chicken bone.
That said, that outfit that kid has on...just no
There have been numerous stories indicating that they are loving (if perhaps overindulgent) parents, but it's interesting to see pictures of them taking their kids to fashion shows - almost as if their kids were their little pets or accessories rather than kids that have interests of their own.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 16, 2021 11:01 PM |
R63 Not even that, it's just them trying to help them make the connections to get modelling careers.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 16, 2021 11:16 PM |
Romeo is the only one signed to a model agency. Brooklyn and Cruz look like trolls.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 17, 2021 11:41 AM |
Little tramps, the fookin’ lot of ‘em.
Becks would of been better off with me. I mean, us. At home. In Manchester. Bit fookin’ warm in ‘ere, innit?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 17, 2021 12:05 PM |
The tragedy of hot young athletes is that they fall prey to every "now" fashion trend. Tom Brady did this too. Looking at Beckham over the years you can see this -- the knit hats, the chains, weird hairdos, and (most dreadfully) the heavily tattooed body.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 17, 2021 12:25 PM |
Are they courting us gay men with this picture?!
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 17, 2021 12:33 PM |
Anyone catch this post from Cruz? Just hanging with mum in her June Cleaver outfit. The Hurleys laugh at this.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 18, 2021 3:12 AM |
Can I ask a stupid question? (Better than anybody, Rose)
Do the Beckham kids have British accents?
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 18, 2021 3:50 AM |
