The almost gorgeous Tiffany Trump turns 30 today!

Would you like to wish her a happy birthday?

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by Anonymousreply 66October 14, 2023 10:28 PM

Happy birthday, you illegitimate fat whore!

by Anonymousreply 1October 13, 2023 8:48 PM

They keep her in the basement.

by Anonymousreply 2October 13, 2023 8:49 PM

Don't listen to that nasty hag at R1, Tiffany.

Vanky's on the rag, and being a total bitch!

by Anonymousreply 3October 13, 2023 8:49 PM

So her age has finally caught up to her IQ?

by Anonymousreply 4October 13, 2023 8:50 PM

Truly a national treasure as she tells us how much her father supports us.

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by Anonymousreply 5October 13, 2023 8:54 PM

Her mouth is so small, how does she suck cock?

by Anonymousreply 6October 13, 2023 8:54 PM

Notice that once she snagged her billionaire husband she dropped out of sight? Her and Mary are the only Trumps with any brains

by Anonymousreply 7October 13, 2023 8:55 PM

Daddy will never love you.

by Anonymousreply 10October 13, 2023 9:02 PM

R7 the difference is Mary was vehemently opposed to dump during his time in office while this cunt was shilling for daddy. Not the same.

by Anonymousreply 11October 13, 2023 9:07 PM

[quote] the difference is Mary was vehemently opposed to dump during his time in office while this cunt was shilling for daddy. Not the same

Another difference is that Mary is not Dump's daughter, but Tiffany is.

Tiffany has more to lose than Mary does, if she crosses DJT.

She has more at stake, if you will.

Look, Tiffany is Marla's daughter, and Marla no doubt taught Tiffany to play the long game.

Never burn bridges, especially when it comes to an inheritance.

However, now that Tiffany's financial future is secure, I wonder if she will be as supportive?

by Anonymousreply 12October 13, 2023 9:28 PM

Marla Maples turns 60 in a couple weeks.

October is a familial bimbo milestone month for them.

by Anonymousreply 14October 13, 2023 9:39 PM

R12 who cares? She’s an Eva Braun in my opinion. Now that she has money she has morals? PLEASE!!!

by Anonymousreply 15October 13, 2023 10:05 PM

WE LOVE HER! SHE'S A FRIEND TO THE GAYS EVERYWHERE!

by Anonymousreply 17October 13, 2023 10:26 PM

[quote] Her and Mary are the only Trumps with any brains

Maybe HER and Mary will share some brains with you.

by Anonymousreply 18October 13, 2023 10:31 PM

Well at least she’s starting to look less 🐷ish.

by Anonymousreply 19October 13, 2023 10:37 PM

I give her paper bag for head.

by Anonymousreply 20October 13, 2023 10:38 PM

Tiffany is such a trailer park name. It suits her.

by Anonymousreply 21October 13, 2023 11:41 PM

Only a face Kermit the frog would love.

by Anonymousreply 23October 14, 2023 12:11 AM

R6 i’m sure straight men like that.

by Anonymousreply 24October 14, 2023 12:44 AM

Tiffany's father in law might be a real billionaire. Might. Her father never was one. Or only momentarily. And will be broke, soon.

by Anonymousreply 25October 14, 2023 12:51 AM

Aggressively ugly. God damn the Trump gene pool is like those toxic coal ash ponds in Wyoming that kill thousands of migrating birds every year.

by Anonymousreply 26October 14, 2023 12:52 AM

She's really only 30? Wow.

by Anonymousreply 27October 14, 2023 12:54 AM

Hopefully, a gift certificate to a plastic surgeon will be one of her gifts.

by Anonymousreply 28October 14, 2023 12:55 AM

She is a graduate of Georgetown Law but put off the bar exam 3 years ago to support her daddy. 3 years is a long pause.

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by Anonymousreply 29October 14, 2023 1:18 AM

All of his spawn looks…off. Ivanka was downright homely before she got plastic surgery. But her nose and jawline are ridiculous looking. And her titties are larger than her pea sized head. The oldest boys have sloping foreheads and jacked up teeth. Barron looks…special. And Tiffany has a big face with smushed in features. Like the Jack Nicholson character in THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK right before he dies.

by Anonymousreply 30October 14, 2023 1:26 AM

She won’t ever pass the Bar!

by Anonymousreply 31October 14, 2023 1:32 AM

[quote]Daddy will never love you.

NOT TRUE! He sent me a case of Goya beans and six MyPillows for my birthday!

by Anonymousreply 32October 14, 2023 2:14 AM

Funny thing r32, he gave me the syph…oh, and my firstborn…

by Anonymousreply 33October 14, 2023 2:42 AM

She looks like a common puta.

by Anonymousreply 34October 14, 2023 2:42 AM

Imagine what she looks like without all that make up. It would be frightening.

by Anonymousreply 36October 14, 2023 2:48 AM

R12, it shows that when a divorce decree is also an NDA, that the people involved get vague and distant.

by Anonymousreply 37October 14, 2023 2:49 AM

Interestingly, Melania allows herself to be photographed beside Tiff and almost never beside Ivanka

by Anonymousreply 38October 14, 2023 2:55 AM

[quote]She looks like a common puta.

I am not common!

by Anonymousreply 39October 14, 2023 3:06 AM

I've seen more attractive people in a Picasso painting.

by Anonymousreply 42October 14, 2023 3:15 AM

She's not ugly. Tiffany didn't ask to be born into the mess that is Trump-world.

by Anonymousreply 43October 14, 2023 6:05 AM

I am pretty sure Melanoma and Trump are not together. I think Mel only appears at a limited umber of engagements for photo ops. She has probably already got her cash stashed and gone back to Slovenia. She is no fool. She knows most people hate Trump. Except for MAGAt fanatics.

by Anonymousreply 44October 14, 2023 6:15 AM

The sphincter-mouth genes are obviously quite strong on the Trump side. I wonder if she's as vacuous as her mother. I met Marla decades back when she was dating a casual friend of mine. The only thing I came away with from our couple minutes of talking was "completely brainless and needs to be told exactly what to do and say at all times by some man".

by Anonymousreply 45October 14, 2023 11:12 AM

[quote] She has probably already got her cash stashed and gone back to Slovenia.

She has no need to return to Slovenia. Her parents are now US citizens and well ensconced somewhere in New York state. I've heard she & Barron spend a great deal of time up there. I imagine they're flown in when the need arises for personal appearances with Trump

by Anonymousreply 46October 14, 2023 11:16 AM

Just when you think you've found a thread about Tiffany Lamps.

by Anonymousreply 47October 14, 2023 11:20 AM

Those ridiculous veneers don't do her any favors, that's for sure.

by Anonymousreply 48October 14, 2023 11:25 AM

Her eye makeup is so heavy and vulgar. Rich girls are supposed to know better than to tramp themselves up.

Has she taken and passed the bar exam yet?

by Anonymousreply 49October 14, 2023 12:04 PM

Tiffany’s mom has aged better than she deserves. There must be some advantage to being a completely oblivious airhead. Minimal stress and worry which is better for the skin.

by Anonymousreply 50October 14, 2023 12:21 PM

She's like a fat version of her homewrecking mother.

by Anonymousreply 51October 14, 2023 12:41 PM

Marla's mother was a knockout as well... Poor Tiff ☹️

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by Anonymousreply 52October 14, 2023 1:17 PM

Shame on those casting aspersions. What might YOU look like if you were the product of this union!?

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by Anonymousreply 53October 14, 2023 3:21 PM

She HAS to have had stylists. It has to be one of those rites of passage all shitbag families put their spawn through, right?

Can you imagine trying to do your job with one of those idiots in the chair? Can you imagine the control needed to keep the children from drawing all over their own faces?

I believe people like JOHN MCCAIN’S DAUGHTER Meghan McCain and Tiff believe that they accept the stylist’s work and then add their own signature something. By this time, the stylist is so exhausted they say, “You do you!” And then they leave quickly.

by Anonymousreply 54October 14, 2023 3:33 PM

Is she taking Ozempic so that her orange blob of diarrhea father will love her like he loves stick insect Ivanka?

by Anonymousreply 55October 14, 2023 3:44 PM

Should have kept her with the boxes behind the shower curtain at Mar a Lago.

by Anonymousreply 56October 14, 2023 3:46 PM

R52 Trump germs I mean genes are hearty.

by Anonymousreply 57October 14, 2023 3:47 PM

Melania isn't really living with Trump and she just renegotiated her prenuptial agreement a few weeks ago.

Tiffany probably didn't want to take the bar because she was afraid her father would ask her to represent him.

by Anonymousreply 58October 14, 2023 4:03 PM

@r55, No, middle-east billionaire husband said if she doesn't drop a few he'll go sleep with the camels 😏

by Anonymousreply 59October 14, 2023 4:15 PM

She probably looks better without that heavy makeup that makes her look queasy and such dark eye makeup on a fair face.

She’d benefit from a hairstyle for round faces. But heaven forbid the Trump women don’t try to hypersexualize themselves with long stringy hair

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by Anonymousreply 60October 14, 2023 4:15 PM

Daddy likes long haired bottle blondes. Its all about pleasing him. Tiffany wishes he wants to fuck her, like he ogles Ivanka.

by Anonymousreply 61October 14, 2023 4:18 PM

She has a snout and beady eyes. A pig face.

by Anonymousreply 62October 14, 2023 4:21 PM

She'll never be president.

by Anonymousreply 63October 14, 2023 9:50 PM

Tara Reid could play her.

by Anonymousreply 64October 14, 2023 9:50 PM

R52, great picture. Marla's mother is a perfect example of how to dress appropriately in middle age while still looking stylish.

by Anonymousreply 65October 14, 2023 10:26 PM

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