"Inside Sarah Paulson's Cozy Malibu Getaway"
I raced over here to post it cos I'm just DYING to hear your reckonings.
she looks just like that gurl from Sex & The City, the lesbian...that's who I thought it was at first.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 9, 2023 2:48 AM |
The inside looks like a sad Airbnb.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 7, 2023 1:45 PM |
I'm only half way through but so far my observation is that she has VERY bad taste.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 7, 2023 2:05 PM |
Every time she went into a different space I kept thinking maybe this will be better. But it wasn't.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 7, 2023 2:12 PM |
I might have enjoyed it but her motormouth was very off-putting. People who rapid fire yammer set my nerves on edge. And frankly, I don't enjoy most of these Hollywood types who show their houses to the world. Their grandiose descriptions of everything they bought and how or why they (or their designers) placed everything is very tiring. You bought a light fixture. So what? There's no need to claim it spoke to you and touched your inner spirit and told you that you simply must have it.
But on to that minuscule beach shack. I certainly hope it is indeed a getaway and not her full time residence. There's not much room for her and Holland to peg each other with their strap-ons. I will say though, I loved the bathroom. It was gorgeous. That sterile kitchen was an abomination. The bedroom wall covering was oppressive.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 7, 2023 2:34 PM |
My parents once rented a country cottage in England in the 1970s that hadn't been touched since the 1950s - this place reminds me of it.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 7, 2023 2:37 PM |
It's fine. The envelope is great; it's the furnishings that are a little boring and unsurprising for me. You'd think a little beach shack - no matter how many millions it likely cost - would have a bit more whimsy or personality.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 7, 2023 2:39 PM |
Is that a gas range? The sacrilege!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 7, 2023 2:43 PM |
It's cozy, but kind of cold. That bedroom with the patterned wallpaper and bedspread is kind of hideous but the colors work from a distance.
The whole place does kind of come off like a high end Marriot property.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 7, 2023 2:45 PM |
One thing that struck me was her comment about that loveseat. She said she couldn't find a thing anywhere on the market she liked so she had that one made. You can find that boring couch in any furniture store on the planet in the same boring grey fabric. There is not one thing special about that thing other than the fact that she probably paid 10 times what it's worth to have it made.
And she should be ashamed. A lesbian who doesn't cook? IT'S SIMPLY NOT DONE!! She should turn in her dyke card.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 7, 2023 2:52 PM |
It's small and modest. She's one of the poors.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 7, 2023 3:16 PM |
She looks like Judy Garland circa 1968.
And that’s exactly the kind of home she would have had at that point as well
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 7, 2023 3:16 PM |
I liked the idea of a compact beach retreat, but the interior is all too timid and contained and girly for me.
I hate the sterile white kitchen. If you don't cook, design a kitchen for what you do do in it: make drinks, maybe heat something up, keep some bowls of fruit and things to eat at hand, but no, she wanted the white science lab. It lacks only a centrifuge for preparing specimen slides. And if I didn't use a kitchen much, I would incorporate the few kitchen things I do use into the living room space. She's taken a small space and split it into two disparate halves.
The enclosed garden is tiny and private and lovely, the best thing about the place. It doesn't seem the house has much connection to it by way of glass walls or doors (or maybe I fast-forwarded through those bits.) The garden furniture and plantings could be better, but that's easily fixed.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 7, 2023 3:19 PM |
Carol Burnett is looking good for her age!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 7, 2023 3:20 PM |
How does the "can't cook" thing work out when you live in Malibu, I wonder.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 7, 2023 3:22 PM |
She hired a "DECORATOR" to do that?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 7, 2023 3:25 PM |
I prefer this Malibu house.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 7, 2023 3:35 PM |
The whole video was , Me me me, I, I, I, Nickey Kehoe, Me, Me, Me, Amy, Me, Me, Me, I, I, I, Nickey Kehoe ,Me, Me, Me, I, I, I,
I never cared for this woman, but now I hate her
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 7, 2023 3:39 PM |
[quote] Nickey Kehoe
I'd never heard of her before, but now I get it >>
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 7, 2023 3:42 PM |
[quote]I never cared for this woman, but now I hate her
I think I hate Nickey more >>
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 7, 2023 3:45 PM |
I feel as though Holland Taylor deserves a better living abode....
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 7, 2023 4:22 PM |
She only mentioned Holland Taylor once, when she said a painting was a gift from Holland.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 7, 2023 5:00 PM |
She's a bit too precious for my taste... she always looks like a lesbian Stepford Wife
She's also rather bland on screen. She owes her entire career to Ryan Murphy.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 7, 2023 5:25 PM |
r9, she probably just eats out
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 7, 2023 5:28 PM |
A friend worked with her a few years ago and said she was extremely intense - never stopped talking, VERY anxious.
I think she's a great actress, but I bet she's exhausting to be around.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 7, 2023 5:41 PM |
[quote]I think she's a great actress, but I bet she's exhausting to be around.
I KNOW she is, I just watched the video too.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 7, 2023 5:42 PM |
[quote] I feel as though Holland Taylor deserves a better living abode....
That old hag Holland doesn't deserve shit and neither does Sarah.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 7, 2023 6:18 PM |
Ugh the florid language “lovely, beautiful, like uhm, beautiful, beautiful…”
I do like the structure and the kitchen finishes. But her narrative is packed with “really beautiful “. The posts above are true, this gal is odd and full of herself, and the intimacy with her designer feels yucky and pretentious. But the little house is pretty cool, and she has some very nice fixtures set into the design, and some really cool fabrics.
She’s ok, talented, a little weird. I’d like that little gas range, and maybe a soaking tub.
It’s confusing when people admit that they never cook with some strange pride in that statement. That’s “a thing” I guess.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 7, 2023 6:50 PM |
[quote]It’s confusing when people admit that they never cook with some strange pride in that statement.
I always find it very off-putting, especially in a woman.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 7, 2023 6:57 PM |
If it’s a woman, it’s like saying “I have an active eating disorder”.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 7, 2023 7:46 PM |
It's also essentially bragging that you can afford to eat out all the time. It's pretty expensive not to know how to cook.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 7, 2023 8:01 PM |
Am I the only person who gets annoyed with youtube-based TF threads? I want pics, not a vid tour. But I know it's not all about me.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 7, 2023 8:04 PM |
Is somebody at AD keeping an eagle eye on DL's Tasteful threads now? OP's video has been yanked offline!
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 7, 2023 8:10 PM |
I don't know why some people are so weird about videos.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 7, 2023 8:11 PM |
[quote]Is somebody at AD keeping an eagle eye on DL's Tasteful threads now?
I wouldn't be at all surprised.
I've known this to happen several times over the years and what's the likelihood she has at least one DL friend who told her about this?
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 7, 2023 8:13 PM |
[quote]It's cozy, but kind of cold. That bedroom with the patterned wallpaper and bedspread is kind of hideous but the colors work from a distance.
LOL R8
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 7, 2023 8:16 PM |
I don't think it's because of us but why did it go private? So weird.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 7, 2023 8:16 PM |
She seems like a nice person, but this bird spends too much time in Ryan Murphy's cage.
He needs her a lot more than she needs him.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 7, 2023 8:17 PM |
[quote]I don't think it's because of us
I've known videos pulled because they were exposed to the DL slaughter. I've also known people come on here to respond to the cuntiness.
There's an actor who someone here said he'd fucked and that he was a bottom or something like that and he came on to say this never happened, gurl.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 7, 2023 8:19 PM |
I hate to admit it but I did rather like it. Except that operating room of a kitchen. I wonder why it was set to private? Did she get her feelings hurt by a comment? I cant stand this one note bitch anyway. I only enjoyed her on AHS in the Asylum one.Other than that,she stinks up the room.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 7, 2023 8:24 PM |
[quote]Other than that,she stinks up the room.
She's sure to get them to put it back on now.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 7, 2023 8:27 PM |
A slightly abbreviated version is on Twitter.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 7, 2023 9:36 PM |
she's "besties" with Pedro!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 7, 2023 9:38 PM |
It's on Instagram in full.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 7, 2023 9:42 PM |
DL said she was fucking Pedro years ago.
DL had some serious friend of Cherry Jones posters who used to provide a lot of dirt about her when she started cheating on her. This was back in the day. A lot of stuff was posted about her.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 7, 2023 9:46 PM |
[quote]Am I the only person who gets annoyed with youtube-based TF threads? I want pics, not a vid tour. But I know it's not all about me.
Agreed, R33. Same with news stories, I prefer to read than watch a video from start to finish, or in my case fast-forward through much of it. I can sum up a long news article in seconds. It's worse, actually, with houses and interiors: the host or celebrity guiding you through the your is usually at least a little tedious if not a long, painful exercise in embarrassment and mismatched interests. I usually don't care what some celebrity has to offer about the design process or "how great it was working with my friend and super talented designer." Just a few paragraphs of facts and a lot of quality photos.
I couldn't really give a fuck about Cindy Crawford articulating her design aesthetic, or Richard Gere's, or Rashida Jones' -- it's all exactly the same meaningless word scramble. Show me some photos and let me decide if the house is worth a look or not.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 7, 2023 10:39 PM |
R16, is that a house or a town?
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 8, 2023 12:01 AM |
Uh oh, she must have gotten wind of this thread. The OP video has been taken private.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 8, 2023 12:07 AM |
I would have paid her money if she would have taken that ill fitting thing she was wearing off and burned it.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 8, 2023 12:08 AM |
[quote]Uh oh, she must have gotten wind of this thread. The OP video has been taken private.
It's been posted elsewhere
here's the link.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 8, 2023 12:10 AM |
I guess she thought she was clever/cute when she said—- get out of my house! Gladly, you boring talentless cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 8, 2023 1:14 AM |
[quote] She’s a poet
But she don't know it 'cause her feet are longfellows
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 8, 2023 2:28 AM |
I think she looks good with her new haircut and color.
But I feel like she tries too hard to be feminine at times. Something inauthentic there.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 8, 2023 2:42 AM |
“Divine” and “lovely” somehow sound more like words you’d hear used by Holland Taylor.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 8, 2023 2:47 AM |
“Divine” and “lovely” — hey, those are MY words!
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 8, 2023 2:49 AM |
She is quite effective at cozying up to more famous female celebrities. Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Diane Keaton, Jessica Lange, etc.
There is something a little manipulative and calculated about her.
She was great as Marcia Clark though.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 8, 2023 2:52 AM |
For being in love or partnered with Holland, she refers to the house as "my" house not "our" house. Does Holland need her own space from Sarah?
And yes, she can't wait to name drop Cate, Jessica, Sandra & Diane whenever it suits her.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 8, 2023 3:05 AM |
It's her bolthole. It's not her main home for goodness sake, R59.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 8, 2023 8:48 AM |
Google Sarah Paulson Malibu House and it comes up right away on the AD site. Not rocket science.
It's giving me early 90's, NYC struggling actress, 5th floor walk up studio realness. By Nickey Kehoe.
Her "yard" was gravel. How nice for the dogs.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 8, 2023 11:06 AM |
They turned it back on the video @ OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 8, 2023 11:06 PM |
A Malibu house with out a view of the ocean? No thanks.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 8, 2023 11:45 PM |
we don't know if it has a view or not
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 8, 2023 11:53 PM |
Why are these artists so thoroughly superficial and self-impressed? And yet simultaneously deeply insecure and seeking affirmation. Why is everything FANTASTIC and WONDERFUL when they are all just more commodities? Does the decorator supply the beach hat? The 2 votive candle holders? It looks like everything is still for sale. It looks like a pop up shop. It's a pop up getaway house.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 9, 2023 12:03 AM |
What’s wrong with everyone here? She’s smart and funny and talented and clearly doing well enough to afford a beach a terre! Paulson is house proud and I understand her enthusiasm for the choices she made with her designer. I bet she’s a blast to hang out with.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 9, 2023 12:26 AM |
R66 I’m not sure about that (unless you’re a movie star, she seems like the type who would probably ignore anyone outside the business). That said, I give her a lot of credit for making it without nepotism or family connections. That’s no easy task. Especially with a face like that. She’s talented and I’m glad she’s able to buy herself a nice house.
Also she seems to treat Holland Taylor well.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 9, 2023 1:13 AM |
These people don't even decorate their homes themselves. They hire people to design "a look".
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 9, 2023 2:48 AM |
