Historic Cliff house in Big Sur California.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 22, 2023 8:09 PM |
Can you show it to us w/out having to sign in to realtor.com?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 20, 2023 10:32 PM |
House or banquet facility? Very nice but I'd worry about the next mudslide/earthquake.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 20, 2023 10:34 PM |
I didn’t have to sign in to see the photos. But it looks like a restaurant with beds.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 20, 2023 10:34 PM |
Obviously a stellar location with no neighbors but it’s very brown.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 20, 2023 10:35 PM |
R4 I’m using an old iPad right now. Don’t people usually post a photo at the top of the thread, at least?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 20, 2023 10:37 PM |
If I had $25 million to spend on a house in California this would be on my short list. It's breathtaking
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 20, 2023 10:41 PM |
It's spectacular. The location, OMG.
Maybe I'd be afraid it might fall into the ocean in a shaker. It's too big for my taste. I don't like the open floor plan of the sitting rooms, where everyone can see everyone else on different floors, that's institutional-feeling, like a college reading room.
Everything else I loved. E.g., the lack of window treatments on the bedrooms. The sun rises in the east, so no one's bothered by too bright mornings in CA. And everyone wants to see the sunset.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 20, 2023 10:43 PM |
25 Mil for a 2 bed 2 bath? Yeesh
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 20, 2023 10:45 PM |
It looks like a set from a 90s erotic thriller, with Sharon Stone running down the stairs in lingerie to escape her abusive killer husband, played by Antonio Banderas, who killed his assistant/mistress (played by Lara Flynn Boyle)., and now plans to off Sharon.
Sharon’s cop ex boyfriend (Bruce Willis) would save her by throwing Antonio to his death over the balcony (or did he die….).
The movie would be highly controversial for its sex scene between Stone (full tit and minge on display) and Willis (his cock obscured by the shower door’s frosted glass).
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 20, 2023 10:53 PM |
Wow. It’s like in a movie. Huge 180° views but completely private, no neighbors.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 20, 2023 10:53 PM |
I get that the ocean views are the entire point, but still, I could enjoy it just as much maybe 20 feet back.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 20, 2023 10:54 PM |
I’d sleep out on the deck every night and fall asleep to the sound of the ocean and wake up bathed in sunshine.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 20, 2023 11:01 PM |
It's a long way from anywhere on a highway that's frequently blocked by rock slides.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 21, 2023 2:08 AM |
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 21, 2023 2:12 AM |
Have vertigo and despise cliff houses. I don't mind a solid house set back from a rocky coastline or cliff, however. In Irish farmhouse set back from a seaside cliff is OK.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 21, 2023 3:22 AM |
It’s beautiful. But $25 million seems nuts. It’s a vacation home for a couple. Someone will correct me if I’m wrong, but it would’ve difficult to host a big event there because no hotels in the immediate area? So you couldn’t even have ten people over for thanksgiving?
I might be confused about the location.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 21, 2023 3:38 AM |
What the hell is that white...thing...on its own little rocky promontory to the northwest? Is that a sculpture? If I'm forking over $25 million for the house, I want the removal of that ugly thing included in the purchase price.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 21, 2023 6:36 AM |
[quote]it would’ve difficult to host a big event there because no hotels in the immediate area?
Actually there is a Hyatt a few miles up the road with a similar view. Kind of dated, was been there over 100 years then remolded in the 70's, then remolded when the hotel chain took it over. Rooms start at 600 a night.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 21, 2023 7:29 AM |
That house has been there a long time it looks like, all you folks worried about earthquakes and it falling off into the ocean need to stop clutching your pearls so much, it's cutting off the oxygen supply to your brain.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 21, 2023 7:39 AM |
If I had 25 million to buy a house on the coast of California, it wouldn't be in Big Sur. And don't get me wrong... I love Big Sur, it's one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen. But it's too remote, and as someone upthread mentioned it's roads get blocked periodically and you're really stuck there.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 21, 2023 8:10 AM |
Generally structures built into solid rock don't get damaged in earthquakes. It's houses built on fill or sandy ground that get leveled. I wouldn't like to live there year 'round for all the reasons listed above. But if I had the dough to drop 25 million on a vacation home, that would be towards the top of my list.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 21, 2023 9:35 AM |
[quote]If I had 25 million to buy a house on the coast of California
If you had $25M to spend on a bolthole for occasional weekend relaxing, you's probably have at least another $400M of net worth available to spend on your serious living
but yeah, I wouldn't want it either
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 21, 2023 2:37 PM |
If I had enough to maintain it and not worry, I'd be glad to be there. People would leave you alone.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 21, 2023 8:34 PM |
Any house in that price range on the coast or in a big city is going to have a small crew to maintain it. If you have 25 million to drop on a house, that's probably not much of a second thought. You think Anderson Cooper or any of those other rich east coast queens clean and fix things around their own house?
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 21, 2023 9:44 PM |
It must be quite challenging to find people to do any kind of service work in that area since it's very sparsely populated, very expensive, and a very long drive to even a small population center (the Monterey Bay Area or the San Luis Obispo area.)
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 21, 2023 10:23 PM |
Carmel is right op the road from that. It's not that remote. Thousands of people drive down it every day, it's a big bucket list road trip for people. Yes, it's not like living in NYC. But it's not exactly rural either. If you pay them enough they will come. Besides, most workers like that in NYC probably have a longer commute time in reality.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 21, 2023 10:31 PM |
Sure. Lots of service workers can afford to live in Carmel.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 21, 2023 10:32 PM |
It has a spectacular setting. I agree 100% with r15, as I basically imagine it nightly with a YouTube of ocean waves on my TV!
But I also agree with r13! Maybe a wee bit set inland more?
I wouldn't have wanted to be on the construction crew!
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 21, 2023 10:35 PM |
You dont think there are any service workers in Carmel? Who's serving the food? Who's cleaning the toilets?
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 21, 2023 10:35 PM |
Where would my dogs poo? Over a cliff into the water?
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 21, 2023 10:38 PM |
Service workers can make a lot of money. Tree trimmers, plumbers, and even plain "handy men" are in demand in my area. They can charge quite a bit.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 21, 2023 10:40 PM |
[Quote]You dont think there are any service workers in Carmel? Who's serving the food? Who's cleaning the toilets?
The Mexicans!
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 21, 2023 10:42 PM |
Where do you live where you think service people wont travel for work? Most of the ones I know in LA for example live way out the fuck edge of the city. On of the security guards in my building travels 1 1/2 hours each way every day for a shitty low paid job. You do what you have to when you are on the lower end of the cash spectrum.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 21, 2023 10:42 PM |
Pretty bloody fabulous....but a bit toooooo stoney for me.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 21, 2023 10:42 PM |
Even the bedrooms are open concept.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 21, 2023 10:43 PM |
There are fewer Mexicans up in northern CA Kelly!
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 21, 2023 10:44 PM |
Hard pass. Doesn't appear to be a Wawa nearby.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 21, 2023 10:55 PM |
It’s spectacular, one of a kind. I don’t care that it’s miles from anywhere. I’d live there year ‘round.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 22, 2023 4:25 AM |
I love Big Sur and have spent a lot of time there; Still, $25 million is insanely overpriced, and wildfires are just a matter of time.
R15, that's a lovely romantic vision, but you'd wake up shivering and soaked in heavy ocean mist, shrouded in fog more often than not.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 22, 2023 4:47 AM |
Since a small regular ranch house or not so special two bedroom house in any livable part of California is always over half a million, this house doesn’t seem that expensive in relative terms considering the vertiginous beauty of Big Sur.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 22, 2023 5:06 AM |
It's overpriced and was designed to be a hotel lobby. Here's what sold for $24.5 million on Highway 1 near Big Sur recently, much more value. Average prices along the California coast have quintupled in the last quarter century. The sellers are asking nearly twenty times what the property sold for in 1997, and the AD piece shilling the place indicates the property improvements were last done in the early 90s.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 22, 2023 5:26 AM |
Holy shit it's absolutely stunning. I could move right in today and live there the rest of my life. It's even quite nicely decorated.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 22, 2023 5:34 AM |
I can't believe for all of that you only get two bedrooms and two bathrooms. That seems completely inappropriate. I would expect at LEAST four bedrooms and 4.5 bathrooms.
I mean, 25 million! I'm going to need ROOMMATES!
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 22, 2023 5:37 AM |
Stunning location but the house is not what I'd call historic at all. It is also very brown as R5 says, and it would do nothing for me if it wasnt for the location
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 22, 2023 5:37 AM |
The postmates or uber eats dude is going to want a HUGE tip...
You think Domino's delivers?
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 22, 2023 5:38 AM |
I just imagine a group of really hot guys living naked there and no neighbors to worry about or to tsk-tsk.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 22, 2023 5:44 AM |
Now this I would spend $25 million for...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 22, 2023 5:46 AM |
[quote] Taktsang
Wasn't that the name of one of the tribes on "Survivor"?? (I'm only sort of joking)
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 22, 2023 6:28 AM |
Also....don't carry anything small, that you value, out onto that deck (as cool as it is). Like your car fob/house keys.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 22, 2023 6:46 AM |
People who can purchase a $25 million dollar house for a weekender don't eat Dominos R51. They have their own chef.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 22, 2023 6:51 AM |
Well, if Domino's doesn't deliver, I'm not interested.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 22, 2023 6:54 AM |
There was no possibility anyway R58. We all know you're so grossly obese that if you were to walk around the outside gardens of the house, the cliffs would start crumbling into the sea and then the entire house, gardens and cliffs would break off and drop down...
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 22, 2023 6:58 AM |
Gorgeous! But I would also be afraid it would fall into the sea a la House of Usher.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 22, 2023 7:32 AM |
You think Beyonce and Jay-Z haven’t demanded that an underling fetch them a large Domino’s, r57? Or Dump or Musk , for that matter. I bet Musk and Dump tip in autographed 8x10s of themselves.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 22, 2023 7:41 AM |
R62 - all of those people you have listed are bottom of the barrel trash. Who cares about any of them?
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 22, 2023 7:47 AM |
No but but the house burst into flame and fell into the whatsit r62.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 22, 2023 8:02 AM |
Looks like the house used for classic Sean Cody's "Big Sur Getaway."
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 22, 2023 8:35 AM |
R11 haha! When I saw the view of the ocean from the upstairs I was reminded of Basic Instinct!
Yeah you'd have to go outside to have sex or wank since there's no doors on the 'bedrooms'. And no privacy to have alone time or break wind without embarrassment. Sometimes walls are good.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 22, 2023 9:50 AM |
[Quote]you'd have to go outside to wank
Hence the choice of decking.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 22, 2023 11:20 AM |
[quote]it looks like a restaurant with beds
Fat whores rejoice!
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 22, 2023 11:28 AM |
It does look like something out of a movie, though I was thinking the Mount Rushmore scenes in North by Northwest. It also looks like something Brad Pitt would buy because he likes the architecture of it, but never actually live in it
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 22, 2023 11:31 AM |
[quot] that's a lovely romantic vision, but you'd wake up shivering and soaked in heavy ocean mist, shrouded in fog more often than not.
When you are young gay man you always want warm weather to take your cloths off, when you are old, you look for excuses to cover it up. Cold weather is your friend.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 22, 2023 12:24 PM |
R59, the joke is on you, I'm tall and skinny and have an enviable metabolism.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 22, 2023 4:29 PM |
I do not like that metal grating on the deck. I have a fear of heights and don't need evidence of how high up I am and as someone mentioned dangerous for dropping things through it.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 22, 2023 4:48 PM |
[quote] Parking Features: Off-Street Parking, Parking Area, Uncovered Parking
Maybe people who can afford $25,000,000 don't care if their (more than likely brand new, leased) cars are out in the elements, but all that, and it doesn't even have a garage.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 22, 2023 8:09 PM |