Stanley Tucci in an 80s Levi's commercial

This has gone viral on Twitter over the last few days. I think overall it's gotten about 50K retweets, this is just one poster who shared it....

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by Anonymousreply 1September 5, 2019 10:20 PM

I would so buttfuck him. Even today.

by Anonymousreply 2September 5, 2019 10:22 PM

I want to lick him everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 3September 5, 2019 10:23 PM

R2 - I wouldn't, not with those glasses that he's been wearing lately.

by Anonymousreply 5September 5, 2019 10:30 PM

Super Italian genes there

by Anonymousreply 6September 5, 2019 10:43 PM

He was ugly then and he’s ugly now.

by Anonymousreply 7September 5, 2019 11:13 PM

God! I so want to pound his hot ass! He’s hotter than hell.

by Anonymousreply 8September 5, 2019 11:17 PM

I wonder if he tricked in his day

by Anonymousreply 9September 6, 2019 2:12 AM

He is in at least one episode of Miami Vice. I haven't seen it in 30 years but I remember how hot he was.

by Anonymousreply 10September 6, 2019 3:19 AM

Wow, he went from super young and hot to this in a short time

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by Anonymousreply 11September 6, 2019 3:40 AM

I have always used after Tucci. I had a hookup once with someone who looked just like him. I ate his furry taunt ass. I saved his picture from Growlr.

by Anonymousreply 12September 6, 2019 8:35 AM

Miriam Margolyes suggested that straight actors are better at playing gay characters. Tucci agreed.

by Anonymousreply 13September 6, 2019 8:39 AM

and yet we never actually see the jeans

by Anonymousreply 14September 6, 2019 9:18 AM

Saw him buck naked on Broadway.

by Anonymousreply 15September 6, 2019 9:57 AM

Yes. And his dick size too, R16.

by Anonymousreply 17September 6, 2019 12:25 PM

My types are young Tucci , Chris Meloni and Brian Bloom.

by Anonymousreply 19September 6, 2019 12:53 PM

Well it was hard to get an accurate measurement when I jumped on the stage with the tape measure, he was squirming too much.

by Anonymousreply 20September 6, 2019 1:04 PM

He was naked in the play he did with Edie Falco where he (IRL) briefly left his wife for Edie.

by Anonymousreply 21September 6, 2019 1:21 PM

[quote] My types are young Tucci , Chris Meloni and Brian Bloom.

Dark, hairy, virile, hot. And amazing eyes.

Yeah, sign me up!

by Anonymousreply 22September 6, 2019 1:21 PM

He's always been sexy as hell

by Anonymousreply 27September 6, 2019 1:53 PM

Why no booty shot in the commercial??

by Anonymousreply 28September 6, 2019 1:56 PM

He's John Krasinski's brother-in-law. He's married to Emily Blunt's sister.

by Anonymousreply 29September 6, 2019 2:12 PM

R11 - I totally use Adam Russo as a porn substitute for my Tucci fantasies! 😆

by Anonymousreply 31September 9, 2019 7:32 AM

So am I going to have to go the Lincoln Center and watch that play he was in with Falco to see his dick?

I've always wanted a leaked photo from the play to turn up with him nekkid.

For those who saw the play, was it impressive. Cut or uncut? You know, all the standard DL celebrity penis questions.

by Anonymousreply 32September 9, 2019 8:16 AM

He is an ITALIAN who was afflicted with the Irish curse, r32.

by Anonymousreply 33September 9, 2019 9:32 AM

He’s repulsive. So is his queeny acting style.

by Anonymousreply 36September 9, 2019 8:15 PM

He's' a terrific actor and nice guy. I remember meeting him at a party long ago at an very upscale Italian restaurant after the opening of his film Big Night (I think). The flick was about a couple of brothers and their friends opening a restaurant. The chef at the fancy restaurant where the party was held was the technical (food/chef) advisor for the film. Yes he is of small stature, but he was handsome and nice as can be. Since then he has proved to be a pretty versatile and competent actor too.

by Anonymousreply 37September 9, 2019 8:25 PM

R35, unfortunately, the proof was a once in a lifetime experience. It was a small stage show and no camera allowed. But I was there, and now, I am here, reporting back what I saw from the cheap seat.

by Anonymousreply 38September 9, 2019 9:46 PM

He claims 5'8, is he that tall?

by Anonymousreply 40September 11, 2019 7:10 AM

did he always have a receding hairline?

by Anonymousreply 41September 11, 2019 7:35 AM

I'd lick his hairy asshole

by Anonymousreply 42September 12, 2019 2:06 AM

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