Shh..Jersey Shore: Family Vacation is on

I love Pauly. He is so cute. He looks great.

by Anonymousreply 80June 30, 2018 9:53 PM

Hopefully The Situation will get that melanoma on his face checked out soon.

by Anonymousreply 3April 6, 2018 1:41 AM

Shh.. I have R 3 blocked.

It’s kind of Real Housewivesy. I wonder if Andy Cohen is pissed about not creating this show.

by Anonymousreply 4April 6, 2018 1:56 AM

I got blocked for that? Wow, a bit sensitive. DL may not be the right place for you R4. Good luck.

by Anonymousreply 5April 6, 2018 3:01 AM

I think Vinny needs to come out.

by Anonymousreply 7May 15, 2018 7:15 PM

Vinny is a big 'ol momma's boy.

by Anonymousreply 8May 15, 2018 7:17 PM

Vinny is closeted, I agree.

by Anonymousreply 9May 15, 2018 7:20 PM

I met Vin's mama. Nice woman. He definitely has the Italian disease of mama love.

by Anonymousreply 10May 15, 2018 7:21 PM

Vinny’s anxiety and depression is his closetedness. He just needs to accept himself. It’s painfully obvious. He’s torturing himself. He’s also too old to be in the closet. The closet is kid stuff.

by Anonymousreply 11May 15, 2018 7:24 PM

[quote] The closet is kid stuff

delusional

by Anonymousreply 12May 15, 2018 8:08 PM

I have to catch up. I missed last week’s.

by Anonymousreply 15May 22, 2018 3:07 AM

Last week's episode was fantastic!

by Anonymousreply 16May 22, 2018 3:08 AM

I’ve been enjoying them much more this time around.

by Anonymousreply 17May 22, 2018 3:09 AM

Pauly is just adorable and so charismatic. Ron is hot and f’stupid...just how I like ‘em. Too bad he’s hung like a mosquito.

by Anonymousreply 19May 22, 2018 3:25 AM

He is. He is so cute. Why no girlfriend at this point in his life?

by Anonymousreply 20May 22, 2018 3:28 AM

Is Mike still a jerk?

I like JWOWW. She’s my favorite.

I’m glad that Sammy went away. She’s the worst. Even worse than the awful Angelina.

by Anonymousreply 21May 22, 2018 3:34 AM

Ronnie clogs all the terlets

by Anonymousreply 22May 22, 2018 3:36 AM

what does Deena's breath smell like?

by Anonymousreply 24May 22, 2018 3:45 AM

Those guys are just gross.

by Anonymousreply 26May 22, 2018 3:52 AM

[quote]Is Pauly gay, perhaps?

Yes. Pauly, Vinny, Ronnie, and Mike are all gay and currently in the closet.

by Anonymousreply 27May 22, 2018 12:55 PM

None of them look "great". Vinny is the only one whose skin color is normal.

Pauly with that hair at 40? Come on.

Jenny is a wax figure.

Snookie's mouth/teeth are fucked.

by Anonymousreply 31May 22, 2018 2:41 PM

I think Pauly is playing “Pauly on Jersey Shore”. His hair was different on that E! show.

by Anonymousreply 32May 22, 2018 3:15 PM

Jenny cannot even move her face. It actually looks painful for her to talk.

by Anonymousreply 33May 22, 2018 3:28 PM

I assume Pauly D's hole is squeeky clean. I don't believe the same can be said for Ronnie...

by Anonymousreply 34May 29, 2018 2:54 AM

r34, Ronnie's hole is full of treasure as proven by the many toilets he's clogged on national television.

by Anonymousreply 35May 29, 2018 2:57 AM

Ronnie just uses too much toilet paper.

by Anonymousreply 36May 29, 2018 3:11 AM

Why isn't there a photo of Vinny's huge penis? Not one?

by Anonymousreply 37May 29, 2018 3:15 AM

Vinny needs to come out asap.

by Anonymousreply 38May 29, 2018 3:19 AM

Ronnie and Vinny are the best looking ones on the show. Having said that, Vinny is more marriage material and Ron is snort coke with and have hate sex with. He makes my booty twitch.

by Anonymousreply 39May 29, 2018 3:20 AM

Vinny's not gay...he's Italian

by Anonymousreply 40May 29, 2018 3:20 AM

Ron always looks bloated and sweaty, and he doesn't even have the body anymore.

by Anonymousreply 42May 29, 2018 3:21 AM

I like Pauly a lot but I’m concerned about the dark patches on his face. Ronnie too.

by Anonymousreply 43May 29, 2018 3:24 AM

Coke and being in the closet causes that.

by Anonymousreply 44May 29, 2018 3:28 AM

I thought it was always Mike the Snitchuation who DL pegged as gay?

by Anonymousreply 46May 29, 2018 3:31 AM

Didn’t Paulie get mixed up with Aubrey ODay, the woman who fucked Trump Jr? Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 47May 29, 2018 3:31 AM

pauly and ronnie are fug.

by Anonymousreply 49May 29, 2018 3:39 AM

The one girl looks like she’s had a ton of work.

by Anonymousreply 50May 29, 2018 3:41 AM

Good Lord. I tried watching 20 minutes of that show. I lost 10 I.Q points

by Anonymousreply 53May 29, 2018 5:43 AM

I went from 80 to 70, myself.

by Anonymousreply 54May 29, 2018 5:45 AM

who has the cleanest hole?

by Anonymousreply 55June 1, 2018 2:43 AM

Wasn’t there some aside or outtake where you could hear Ronny whisper/ask Vinny when he could get more of his huge dick?

by Anonymousreply 56June 1, 2018 3:11 AM

Yes, r56 - in your dreams

by Anonymousreply 58June 1, 2018 3:14 AM

r58 Being bi and gay and lesbian and gay and lez sex were pretty big topics around the cast mates and a bit in the show; MTV certainly suppressed a lot of talk about it; no need to get so offensive, phh.

by Anonymousreply 59June 1, 2018 3:25 AM

When did the guys ever talk about that, r59? The girls? Yes, all the time.

by Anonymousreply 60June 1, 2018 3:26 AM

Pauly is bi, has been since he lived in RI.

by Anonymousreply 61June 1, 2018 3:33 AM

I just flipped past and that Awful Angelina is back. She’s had a ton of plastic surgery, of course. This show is so dumb.

Didn’t the original fans outgrow these people? Who watches this reboot?

by Anonymousreply 62June 1, 2018 3:45 AM

Does Pauly still have a Prince Albert? That is not a turn on.

by Anonymousreply 63June 1, 2018 6:09 AM

Vinny has no chemistry with chicks. I saw him on that Food Network Food Truck Race, and his “flirting” with female fans who recognized him felt forced.

by Anonymousreply 64June 1, 2018 6:17 AM

Vinny has a girlfriend, but she lives in Sicily.

by Anonymousreply 65June 24, 2018 6:54 PM

No he doesn't. Vinny and Pauly are in a relationship and have basically come out on the show.

Vinny said last episode "I better not get you an engagement ring" and a few episodes ago when Vinny came out dressed as a woman and jumped into Pauly's arms Pauly said "Now we can finally tell everyone ..." and J-Woww let out a knowing screech laugh.

Ginny's family would disown him if they found out he was gay.

by Anonymousreply 66June 24, 2018 7:03 PM

It was always Mike and Ronnie who were hooking up (when Ronnie was cheating on Sammy, which was pretty much all the time). Vinny and Pauly didn't seem to be into doing that all that much. Hmmmm.....

by Anonymousreply 67June 24, 2018 7:21 PM

I'm glad Sammy didn't come back. Could not go another round with the Ronnie drama.

by Anonymousreply 68June 24, 2018 7:44 PM

Ronnie seems to be the only one who is still stuck in the time period of the original series.

by Anonymousreply 69June 24, 2018 7:47 PM

Why would the reboot of Jersey Shore take place in Miami instead of.....wait for it.....at the Jersey Shore? They probably couldn't get a filming permit this time since the cast brings down the reputation of that fabulous place.

by Anonymousreply 70June 24, 2018 7:48 PM

Vinny's mom seems like a sweetheart. I think she'd be supportive if he came out.

by Anonymousreply 71June 24, 2018 8:04 PM

Vinny's uncle, OTOH, may or may not be supportive - no one would ever know, since no one can understand what the fuck he is saying.

by Anonymousreply 72June 25, 2018 1:31 AM

Ronnie seems deeply troubled

Mike is still an awful person

Nicole is boring

by Anonymousreply 73June 25, 2018 1:44 AM

Vinny and Pauly yet again made reference to their on and off gay relationship last episode. This was their biggest coming out.

by Anonymousreply 74June 30, 2018 8:52 PM

Ronnie won't be back for the second season, which starts in August.

by Anonymousreply 75June 30, 2018 9:06 PM

good, sick of Ronnie's tears and monster shits

by Anonymousreply 76June 30, 2018 9:13 PM

[quote]Ginny's family would disown him if they found out he was gay.

Ok, it’s been a while since I saw this, so who the fuck is Ginny? And why does a guy have a girl’s name?

by Anonymousreply 77June 30, 2018 9:31 PM

[quote]Ronnie won't be back for the second season, which starts in August.

Hmm....maybe that means Sammi will return.

by Anonymousreply 78June 30, 2018 9:33 PM

That’s what I was thinking—which is annoying. I like just them.

by Anonymousreply 79June 30, 2018 9:52 PM

Are any of them reading any good books?

by Anonymousreply 80June 30, 2018 9:53 PM

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