Science: Your Scrotum Isn't Pretty

A German study has some stunning ideas.

Conclusion

Ultimately, it was barely possible to identify a “beautiful” scrotum; we must instead speak of the least ugly.

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May 11, 2023 12:14 PM

R1 When you click on the blue text it takes you places.

by Anonymous

reply 2

May 5, 2023 12:24 PM

Clearly, the authors are not gay men.

I've seen plenty of very attractive scrotums on men.

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reply 3

May 5, 2023 12:25 PM

I have always found them beautiful.

by Anonymous

reply 4

May 5, 2023 12:26 PM

I disagree with their conclusions.

Here you go, R1.

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May 5, 2023 12:26 PM

Beauty is in the eye and tongue of the sucker.

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May 5, 2023 12:28 PM

Growing up, I was mesmerised by the variety in the locker rooms. Often inches from my face as I often took the bottom locker on purpose so all the guys standing on the benches could be closely inspected.

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May 5, 2023 12:28 PM

They looked a four scrotums?

"It would be advisable for future research in this area to use a larger selection of scrotums in order to provide a broader spectrum for assessment."

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

"We extend our especial thanks to the four men who were willing to allow us to photograph their scrotums for the study."

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reply 8

May 5, 2023 12:31 PM

They are utilitarian pouches, Jesus didn't exactly have beauty in mind when He was designing them six thousand years ago.

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May 5, 2023 12:33 PM

"Women perceive a prominent, large penis as a measure of masculinity..."

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May 5, 2023 12:34 PM

Some of those tight brown ones I see in Mexican porn are super appealing, they make my whore mouth water, especially when they're dripping with sex sweat.

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May 5, 2023 12:36 PM

R10 good find. The guy doing the inspection is hot. I got hard when he slapped the impertinent dude at the end of the line.

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May 5, 2023 12:44 PM

It sounds like this article was written by a very heterosexual male because us Homos we like cocks and balls very much and find them at times most beautiful!

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May 5, 2023 12:55 PM

The study was commissioned by the Deutscher Verein lesbischer Männerhasser.

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May 5, 2023 1:15 PM

Münchner Institut für ahnungslose autoritäre und gruselige Eugenik Sozialwissenschaft

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May 5, 2023 1:23 PM

This one is pretty enough, IMO:

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May 6, 2023 12:10 AM

Hogwash!

I bet this anti-men article was written to 'boost' women's self-esteem, because people are often saying how ugly a woman's vulva/vagina is but tend to be complimentary about a man's penis/scrotum, especially if he's circumcised and has silky, loose balls.

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May 11, 2023 11:18 AM

Men hear this nonsense from women who are taught to think --or at least to say-- that men's dicks and balls and even their body hair is yucky, ugly, shameful.

It's all to perpetuate the idea that women are sweet and beautiful and virtuous while men are gross and gruesome and untrustworthy. All to shape boys and girls and men and women into fitting fulfilling their appropriate stereotypes.

What are little boys made of?

Snips and snails

And puppy-dogs’ tails,

That’s what little boys are made of.

What are little girls made of?

Sugar and spice

And everything nice,

That’s what little girls are made of.

Here's a longer version of the nursery rhyme (which dates to the early 19thC) from a Walter Crane book, 1877:

1. What are little boys made of? / What are little boys made of? / Frogs and snails and puppy-dog's tails, /And that are little boys made of.

2. What are little girls made of? /What are little girls made of? / Sugar and spice and all that's nice, / And that are little girls made of.

3. What are young men made of? / What are young men made of? / Sighs and leers, and crocodile tears, / And that are young men made of.