Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost are married!

Man, does she love hopping from man to man!

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by Anonymousreply 131November 5, 2020 1:50 PM

R1, So? Half don't. Half do.

by Anonymousreply 2October 29, 2020 7:48 PM

She’s our generation’s Liz Taylor.

by Anonymousreply 3October 29, 2020 7:50 PM

35 and already on marriage number three.

by Anonymousreply 4October 29, 2020 7:51 PM

I give this 15 minutes.

I think she's a pro and a solid (if not dazzling) talent. I also think she might be a soulless ghoul.

He's a charming but lightweight comic talent, and I don't predict a long or significant career for him. But according to sources, he's a genuinely nice guy who is way out of his league.

by Anonymousreply 5October 29, 2020 7:52 PM

How did a guy who looks and sounds and acts like that get ScarJo? She could have had anyone.

Shit like this is why incel lunatics harass then attack pretty women, deep down thinking they deserve a shot.

by Anonymousreply 6October 29, 2020 7:53 PM

[quote]She’s our generation’s Liz Taylor.

I thought Lindsay Lohan was our generation's Liz Taylor.

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by Anonymousreply 7October 29, 2020 7:55 PM

What’s going on with his face? Isn’t she worried about him bringing home the COVID from work?

by Anonymousreply 8October 29, 2020 7:55 PM

This will end in tears. For Jost.

by Anonymousreply 9October 29, 2020 7:56 PM

[quote] I give this 15 minutes.

Maybe 5 weeks, tops.

by Anonymousreply 10October 29, 2020 8:04 PM

She peaked with Ryan Reynolds.

by Anonymousreply 11October 29, 2020 8:25 PM

I actually think they might have a shot; she didn't do well when Ryan had the bigger career than her. I wonder what's ahead for Colin after SNL.

by Anonymousreply 12October 29, 2020 8:27 PM

I didn’t know she split with RR. Where have I been???

by Anonymousreply 13October 29, 2020 8:27 PM

R12 ummmm he didn’t have the bigger career lmao.

by Anonymousreply 14October 29, 2020 8:29 PM

I bet he wakes up every morning wondering how he managed to get Scar Jo. And she knows it, and she loves it.

by Anonymousreply 15October 29, 2020 8:29 PM

Colin will probably make an unsuccessful movie or two, then an unsuccessful sitcom on streaming or cable. And circle the funny-guy drain for the next decade or so.

It's become the template for men from SNL.

by Anonymousreply 16October 29, 2020 8:31 PM

A friend of a friend slept with her when she was still married to RR.

by Anonymousreply 17October 29, 2020 8:33 PM

You should never have more marriages than you do nominations. It's bad form.

by Anonymousreply 18October 29, 2020 8:35 PM

He ruined SNL. I stopped watching when he took over the new and became head writer.

by Anonymousreply 19October 29, 2020 8:36 PM

R17, she seems a bit nympho. Didn't she and Sean Penn go off to a bathroom during some WH event?

by Anonymousreply 20October 29, 2020 8:58 PM

She’s got all the wifely qualities of Angelina Jolie.

by Anonymousreply 21October 29, 2020 9:01 PM

There was also a story that she fucked Benicio Del Toro in a hotel elevator during a press event, and everybody knew about it.

by Anonymousreply 22October 29, 2020 9:03 PM

She told a story for some odd reason about having sex with Benicio Del Torro in an elevator at an Oscar party.

Plus she had a nude photo she sent someone get hacked.

I think she has issues.

by Anonymousreply 23October 29, 2020 9:04 PM

Good for Jost. I mean, who doesn't enjoy having a deep, gravelly voice whisper sweet nothings in their ear every night.

by Anonymousreply 24October 29, 2020 9:07 PM

I used to live across the street from her grandma. SJ was very devoted & good to her. Here’s hoping the third time is the charm.

by Anonymousreply 25October 29, 2020 9:08 PM

She fucked Benicio Del Toro too!? Alright, now I'm jealous.

by Anonymousreply 26October 29, 2020 9:09 PM

I can't find it on youtube but there was that odd interview she did with Natalie Portman when they were promoting a film. Portman is talking and Scarlet is staring at her and leaning in getting closer and closer like she is so stoned she can't figure out who or what Portman is.

by Anonymousreply 27October 29, 2020 9:10 PM

Lindsay Lohan isn’t anyone’s anything.

by Anonymousreply 28October 29, 2020 9:10 PM

I would do the same but God deemed otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 29October 29, 2020 9:11 PM

She fucked Del Toro when she was still a teenager and he was 38 or something.

I actually love her as an actress.

by Anonymousreply 31October 29, 2020 9:14 PM

Jost was a dorm mate of Mayor Pete's at Harvard.

(so start hypothesizing.)

by Anonymousreply 32October 29, 2020 9:21 PM

The Del Toro in the elevator story is true.

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by Anonymousreply 33October 29, 2020 9:22 PM

^ She was 19, her was 37.

by Anonymousreply 34October 29, 2020 9:24 PM

She’s fucked Chris Evans, Hemsworth and Jeremy Renner.

by Anonymousreply 35October 29, 2020 9:30 PM

Jeremy Renner? Oh please.

The only thing Jeremy "did" was Scarlett's hair, in all likelihood.

by Anonymousreply 36October 29, 2020 9:40 PM

She’s the A-level Melissa Benoist.

by Anonymousreply 37October 29, 2020 9:43 PM

R35 Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking.

by Anonymousreply 38October 29, 2020 10:01 PM

[quote] Jost was a dorm mate of Mayor Pete's at Harvard.

Then his terrible impression of Pete on SNL is even more unforgivable

by Anonymousreply 39October 29, 2020 10:01 PM

So Colin has seen Pete bare-assed?

by Anonymousreply 40October 29, 2020 10:10 PM

Scarlett must be pregnant

by Anonymousreply 41October 29, 2020 10:21 PM

I love it that Scar Jo is a slut. She's using her looks like most of us would.

by Anonymousreply 42October 29, 2020 10:22 PM

Looks, name from stardom, and money.

by Anonymousreply 43October 29, 2020 10:37 PM

Scar Jo is overrated. Especially her looks. Short stubby legs and a pig nose with pointy chin. Never thought she was anything special....

by Anonymousreply 44October 29, 2020 10:45 PM

If I were in ScarJo's Manolos, I'd be fucking every bit of primo dick that came my way while I was still young and hot. We only go around once.

by Anonymousreply 45October 29, 2020 11:19 PM

Married Reynolds in 2008, divorced in 2011. Married Dauraic in 2014, divorced in 2017. Married Jost in 2020..... will she finally break her 3 year pattern?

by Anonymousreply 46October 29, 2020 11:50 PM

R27 The Other Boleyn Girl

by Anonymousreply 47October 30, 2020 12:01 AM

Not long after her post-Oscars elevator sting with BdT, she was a guest on Letterman. Paul Schaeffer's Band played "Love in an Elevator" for her entrance.

by Anonymousreply 48October 30, 2020 12:11 AM

I bet she fucked Colin Firth.

by Anonymousreply 49October 30, 2020 12:30 AM

Chris Evans and her have fucked many times. They’ve known each other since very young. Chris also fucked Liz Olsen.

by Anonymousreply 50October 30, 2020 1:01 AM

What happens when a pretty girl marries a carton of milk? Let’s watch and find out...

by Anonymousreply 51October 30, 2020 1:15 AM

Did she sit on Harvey Weinstein's misshapen lump of a penis?

by Anonymousreply 52October 30, 2020 1:19 AM

ScarJo is on record saying she doesn't believe that humans are even designed to be monogamous. I think she's another one that loves the idea of romance, and gets off on having a man commit to her and her alone. And then, after she's sealed the deal, she feels trapped. Very similar to Drew. Except, I think Drew's fear of commitment comes from a more humble, wounded and fearful place, while ScarJo just seems entitled, defiant and strident about defending her rights to freedom and independence.

Welp, good luck Colin. You're a very cute guy. Wish ya the best.

by Anonymousreply 53October 30, 2020 1:24 AM

One day, she's gonna wake up and realize she married a guy whose mouth opens sideways and was born on Staten Island.

by Anonymousreply 55October 30, 2020 1:32 AM

Wasn't she fucking another guy when they started dating? Some older entertainment lawyer?

by Anonymousreply 56October 30, 2020 1:35 AM

Honey if I looked like that I'd have a male harem.

by Anonymousreply 57October 30, 2020 1:51 AM

ScarJo 30 years from now...

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by Anonymousreply 58October 30, 2020 1:52 AM

He's handsome, he's famous, and he's smart enough to have gone to Harvard. Doesn't hard for me to see why she would want him. She's much richer than he is, but at least she knows he's rich enough on his own that he's not just after her money.

by Anonymousreply 59October 30, 2020 1:53 AM

[Quote] A friend of a friend slept with her when she was still married to RR.

That is shocking considering she's talked about not believing in monogamy.

[Quote] I can't find it on youtube but there was that odd interview she did with Natalie Portman when they were promoting a film. Portman is talking and Scarlet is staring at her and leaning in getting closer and closer like she is so stoned she can't figure out who or what Portman is.

I think it was on here someone that said they fucked and ScarJo became obsessed with her. And that Natalie was the reason she went after Sean Penn.

by Anonymousreply 60October 30, 2020 12:28 PM

Natalie and ScarJo didn’t fuck 🙄

by Anonymousreply 61October 30, 2020 12:46 PM

As mentioned upthread, I think the problem with her and Ryan was a clash of the egos. Each one has to have top billing in the relationship. As long as their partners are willing to let them have that, things work out (in Ryan's case anyway). Blake Lively has been pretty content staying home having kid after kid.

by Anonymousreply 62October 30, 2020 1:16 PM

R60 I wasn't judging or anything, just sharing one of the few bits of gossip I had about her.

by Anonymousreply 63October 30, 2020 1:23 PM

Ryan was jealous of her career taking off, meanwhile he still had flop after flop.

You all are making shit up. He didn’t gain respect until Deadpool, years after they divorced.

Almost everything he touched flopped. Actually, The Proposal was his only hit at that point and that is because of Sandra, not even him.

She got a multi-picture, multi-million dollar contract with Marvel while he was still getting flops.

by Anonymousreply 64October 30, 2020 1:24 PM

I think she's a great actor and btw she hates being called ScarJo. I'm interested to see how many husbands she ends up having. If I were her, I'd be an insatiable slut. I wonder if Colin J ost is into the degrading cuckold stuff. He seems the type. He also seems like that type of straight guy who is super into crossdressers, so he lucked out with getting with a hyper-feminine woman.

by Anonymousreply 65October 30, 2020 1:34 PM

R63 don't worry about it. I was being sarcastic.

by Anonymousreply 66October 30, 2020 1:38 PM

If she’s gonna be a slut, do that in your 20s and early 30s. Once you hit mid 30s it’s time to stop being a whore.

No one respects a whore in her 40s and up. They let it slide when you’re young.

by Anonymousreply 67October 30, 2020 1:39 PM

She’s been in many movies. Hope she had sex with more costars than mentioned in this thread. The most interesting thing about Jost is his hair...almost as mesmerizing as Jeff Glor’s Tina Turner wig like hair. I digressed.

by Anonymousreply 68October 30, 2020 1:48 PM

She is not a great actor. She's a block of wood in every movie. I don't care how acclaimed she is.

by Anonymousreply 69October 30, 2020 2:01 PM

R69 agree, and I actually like her. But not as an actress. She’s always stiff. Always.

by Anonymousreply 70October 30, 2020 2:03 PM

I like Jost. I think he's really cute, and really smart. I also think he meets up with all of his buddies in their parent's respective basements every night, high-fiving that he bagged Black Widow.

by Anonymousreply 71October 30, 2020 3:32 PM

I'd fuck Jost in a heartbeat

by Anonymousreply 72October 31, 2020 3:53 AM

She always looks distracted in her movies. Like any minute she's going to start chatting with a member of the crew who is out of frame.

by Anonymousreply 73October 31, 2020 4:40 AM

I’m hoping she’s pegging the hell out of him every night.

by Anonymousreply 74October 31, 2020 4:47 AM

What a exciting couple!!!😴😴😴

by Anonymousreply 75October 31, 2020 4:53 AM

When asked why she started dating Colin, she said she's a sucker for a Wallace & Gromit smile.

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by Anonymousreply 76October 31, 2020 4:57 AM

Facially he's cuter than her. She's rather plain, but she has blonde hair and a nice figure so she's hailed as a beauty. She seems obnoxious to me.

by Anonymousreply 77October 31, 2020 5:39 AM

My friend saw her hang out at a bar in Manhattan. She was with a group of friends. My friend said she drank a light beer, I think it might have been amstel light...can't remember. She looked very good in person and great figure.

by Anonymousreply 79October 31, 2020 6:03 AM

I wonder if she's missing Ryan...after all his liquor biz is very successful! Like over 600 million successful! Of course, he only gets a cut but still...it's a lot.

Colin must have a magic tongue. He's ugly.

She wears the pants in the relationship and she will be popping out a kid in the near future.

by Anonymousreply 80October 31, 2020 6:05 AM

[quote] What’s going on with his face?

He has derp face. Even though I don’t know what derp means, it just seems to fit.

by Anonymousreply 81October 31, 2020 6:05 AM

I had the opportunity, but I love my wife!

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by Anonymousreply 82October 31, 2020 6:07 AM

Remember how she was tricked into an audition for a Mission Impossible film that was really an audition to be Mrs. Tom Cruise number three? She stormed out in tears and made a big scene leaving the office. Her agents leaked the story to the press and it was the beginning of Tom's downfall.

by Anonymousreply 83October 31, 2020 6:12 AM

[Quote] I wonder if she's missing Ryan...after all his liquor biz is very successful! Like over 600 million successful! Of course, he only gets a cut but still...it's a lot.

I don't think so. Seems like he prefers a woman in the kitchen with a dinner plate.

by Anonymousreply 84October 31, 2020 6:44 AM

Love a sexy fat fit man. He seem like the kind of guy who will giggle uncontrollably every time you touch his hairy asshole.

by Anonymousreply 85October 31, 2020 6:51 AM

[quote] He also seems like that type of straight guy who is super into crossdressers, so he lucked out with getting with a hyper-feminine woman.

She pings to me. Her speaking voice, etc. Very attractive woman.

by Anonymousreply 86October 31, 2020 6:51 AM

I would be extremely keen to see Jost in a jockstrap.

by Anonymousreply 87October 31, 2020 6:53 AM

I don't understand this union. What are each of them getting out of this? She doesn't have to get married a third time. Couldn't they just date? Or even move in together? He's going to end up a divorcee. And she won't give a shit when it happens. They don't need each other's money. It's just odd.

So he's her daughter's step-dad now? Like he needs that extra challenge in his life?

by Anonymousreply 88October 31, 2020 7:01 AM

She peaked beauty wise in Iron man 2, she's looked gaunt and paunchey ever since.

by Anonymousreply 89October 31, 2020 7:10 AM

R77 She has those plump pillow lips that all straight guys seem to love. And she's got a very nice figure.

I agree her acting range is very limited.

In real life I've heard she's rather coarse and reportedly swears like a sailor. She's definitely likes being "one of the boys".

by Anonymousreply 90October 31, 2020 1:49 PM

Living with Ryan Reynolds would be like living with a 12 week old puppy. Endless manic energy with the inevitable shitting on the carpet incident to brighten your day

by Anonymousreply 91October 31, 2020 2:00 PM

Colin is attractive but seems to have limited range of talent. I suppose SNL is a good paycheck. His little film Staten Island was funny. Why doesn't he write more films and make some big money? Probably because: range of talent.

by Anonymousreply 92October 31, 2020 2:06 PM

Colin must posting in this thread. He is NOT handsome. He is bland looking like vanilla. thousands of men like him walking around midtown.

by Anonymousreply 93October 31, 2020 2:14 PM

Do you thinks she sees this as her Arthur Miller/ Marilyn Monroe marriage?

by Anonymousreply 94October 31, 2020 2:22 PM

[quote] And she's got a very nice figure.

No, she doesn’t. She’s short and fat, like a Russian housewife. She’s not the leggy tall supermodel body type like Margot Robbie.

by Anonymousreply 95October 31, 2020 5:31 PM

[quote] Colin is attractive but seems to have limited range of talent. I suppose SNL is a good paycheck.

Then why is he quitting SNL? What else can he do?

by Anonymousreply 96October 31, 2020 5:32 PM

They’ve been dating for three years. This might work out. I think Colin is hot, though. I fantasize that they have an open relationship and share hot celebrities with each other, so my judgment may be flawed.

by Anonymousreply 98October 31, 2020 5:40 PM

Financially, these two do not inhabit the same universe. ScarJo is slumming, basically.

ScarJo made $20 million for BLACK WIDOW, plus part of the back end profits. She made $35 million (+ back end) for AVENGERS: ENDGAME.

By contrast [quote]According to Celebrity Net Worth, first-year cast members make $7,000 per episode. With 21 episodes a season, that adds up to a seasonal income of $147,000. Second-year cast members make $8,000 per episode (or $168,000 per season). By a cast member’s fifth season, they’re up to $15,000 per episode (or $315,000 for a season).

Jost is head writer and a senior cast member, so he's probably making somewhere around $500-700K/year. SNL is regarded as a "springboard" to movies and more lucrative TV opportunities, but it's never been a place for multi-million dollar paychecks.

by Anonymousreply 99October 31, 2020 5:45 PM

I doubt she sees it as her Jayne Mansfield/Mickey Hargitay marriage.

by Anonymousreply 100October 31, 2020 5:47 PM

Dear God, he's got Chimpanzee face in the OP photo.

by Anonymousreply 101October 31, 2020 5:48 PM

Y'all saying she's slumming, but remember. She has that HUGE back tattoo. That's a lot to process for a clean-cut Staten Island bro like Colin. So one could say that HE is slumming as well.

They are a weird match. Period.

by Anonymousreply 102October 31, 2020 5:50 PM

And we can't forget about the rib tattoo (click the link)

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by Anonymousreply 104October 31, 2020 5:53 PM

That is repulsive, R103.

She'll have that lasered off before she's 50.

Actors/models/performers shouldn't defile their bodies like that.

by Anonymousreply 105October 31, 2020 5:54 PM

Is that a puppy or a lamb on her back? And why?

by Anonymousreply 106October 31, 2020 5:55 PM

Colin is adorable, yet I’m wondering how he will age.

by Anonymousreply 107October 31, 2020 5:55 PM

Has either of them filed for divorce yet?

by Anonymousreply 109October 31, 2020 10:31 PM

That charm bracelet tattoo is tacky. Look at the last pictures at R104. The way the charm lays sideways to mimic movement is so tacky. I wonder why she didn’t get a necklace tattoo with dog tags too. 🏷. And the pastel sunset on her forearm is just gross.

by Anonymousreply 110November 1, 2020 1:28 AM

Well, once you've had young Jonathan Rhys-Meyers when you're twenty, everything else must seem like bland colourless time-killing.

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by Anonymousreply 113November 1, 2020 11:23 AM

More JRM x ScarJo.

They would have made such gorgeous kids.

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by Anonymousreply 114November 1, 2020 11:57 AM

If anything, Scarlette Johansson is the one out of Colin Jost league. She is not an attractive woman. She just has a good makeup team. Without makeup, she is a regular looking woman at best. She will fit in perfectly if she go to wallmart without makeup.

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by Anonymousreply 115November 1, 2020 12:08 PM

poor colin, her a biddy, i give it a yr most

by Anonymousreply 116November 1, 2020 12:46 PM

R115 in the left-hand photo she looks exactly like the trashy, chainsmoking, anorexic and unemployed breeder Frau daughter of my ex-Boss. Also somewhat like the adjacent-popular and plain theatre geek girls from my old highschool. That pointy chin, high hairline and limp flat hair are...something.

It's the combination of her styling, attention to skin care/rejuvenation, big fleshy lips, straight nose and big white Invisaligned teeth in conjunction with a sprinkle of personality doing the heavy lifting. Stripped of everything and in bad light, she's basically a semi-pretty babyface in a hometown diner-waitress way, but nothing special. It's actually kind of a relief to see how regular she looks.

Her smile is very cute and winning no matter what, though. I'm a lesbian 5 (with humour) who can be a little picky, and I sure wouldn't say no.

by Anonymousreply 117November 1, 2020 1:32 PM

Any clues why they would marry at this particular time? Isn’t it the longest ( and already toughest recovery) run of SNL? Is she pregnant with a COVID baby from all the fucking? Is he pregnant with a butt baby from all the pegging?

by Anonymousreply 118November 1, 2020 1:49 PM

R36 that is such a hilarious visual, and probably did happen.

Jeremy probably wants to get married now, too, the jealous queen.

by Anonymousreply 119November 1, 2020 1:51 PM

She wants to have another kid before she gets too old. After she has the kid, she'll take a good look at this fuggo and file for divorce.

by Anonymousreply 120November 1, 2020 2:22 PM

She could have bought the sperm of the handsomest men in showbiz. I don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 121November 1, 2020 2:35 PM

Scarlett is perfectly pleasant looking, but very common, with large, dough-y features. She looks better in motion onscreen than in still photos, IMHO.

She's definitely had her nose trimmed down but kept the somewhat bulbous shape, which is probably wise--she'd be unrecognizable otherwise. I'm also thinking something minor with the jawline/chin.

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by Anonymousreply 122November 1, 2020 2:38 PM

she had alot of face surge, the nose...oy

colin is a sweetie, loved by all of the SNL cast.

by Anonymousreply 123November 1, 2020 2:42 PM

Will she hyphenate, or just be known as Scarlett Jost? Josthansson?

by Anonymousreply 124November 1, 2020 4:22 PM

(R121) I do. They’re assholes.

by Anonymousreply 125November 1, 2020 6:42 PM

she looks like a pretty version of gaga, hardly a stunning beauty.

by Anonymousreply 126November 2, 2020 3:56 AM

He makes her laugh. I'm sure she thinks he's adorable. Hey, they are both cute and set for cash. They may truly just enjoy being cozy together and binging on Netflix.

Having said that, I think she will divorce him by the time their future child is two years old.

by Anonymousreply 127November 2, 2020 4:05 AM

If Colin is making $500 to $700K a year on SNL, why is he quitting? He will never find a job that pays as well.

by Anonymousreply 128November 2, 2020 6:13 AM

oh colin u dupe, u will be bored with her surgically altered cooch and face in no time, and her voice....god, would curdle tit milk.

by Anonymousreply 129November 2, 2020 7:20 AM

r128 - He's quitting SNL because he just "came" into a pile of money.

by Anonymousreply 130November 2, 2020 2:16 PM

Scarlett is just itching to get that divorce attorney on the phone, I bet.

She is rich as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 131November 5, 2020 1:50 PM

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