Russell Crowe and His Ex Wife

What a tacky bitch she was when they were together! Too thin, too blonde, implants too big (look like she's since had them downsized), overdone nosejob, and wearing Spice Girl style platform shoes does not make a petite person look taller without making them look stupid! How did this pair ever make it to the big events like AAs, etc? Even in his "prime" he looked like a werewolf.

He's a big fat oaf now, but peruse her instagram and some shots show she has had bad work done. Really bad.

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by Anonymousreply 27April 7, 2023 10:21 PM

How could Russell be 59! He was so damn good-looking.

by Anonymousreply 2April 7, 2023 1:53 PM

He was really sexy back in the day. Never knew he had a Barbie wife. And yes, petite women with platform shoes look like Minnie Mouse.

by Anonymousreply 3April 7, 2023 2:06 PM

He never did much for me.

Now he does - he makes my sexuality want to shrivel up and die in a corner.

by Anonymousreply 4April 7, 2023 2:20 PM

Crowe was hot in Gladiator.

by Anonymousreply 5April 7, 2023 2:22 PM

I could have sworn there was some press in the past where she was bad-mouthing him. Or was it that she took him for everything she could in the divorce?

by Anonymousreply 6April 7, 2023 2:29 PM

He was always unattractive in my opinion.

by Anonymousreply 7April 7, 2023 2:30 PM

He can be charming. He's an actor after all. He visited my office one time which is swamped with lesbians and even they were charmed.

by Anonymousreply 8April 7, 2023 2:31 PM

Russell had a serious drinking problem and when he was intoxicated he had a r eal bad temper. He and his ex wife dated for a very long time before they married and they were always off and on. I think he may have roughed her up when he was d runk. Then he'd go on the wagon, and stay sober for a long time then he'd fall off the wagon. It has been a long haul for them. There's love t here but they cannot be together. I wonder how their sons turned out.

by Anonymousreply 9April 7, 2023 2:31 PM

There's love there but they cannot be together = Rona Barrett

by Anonymousreply 10April 7, 2023 2:33 PM

That fling with Meg Ryan, was it real? There always seemed something off about it for me.

by Anonymousreply 11April 7, 2023 2:36 PM

They had a dud movie to promote.

by Anonymousreply 12April 7, 2023 2:38 PM

April 9, 2018: Crowe recently celebrated the split by putting up 200 personal items he acquired during their nine years together in an auction called “The Art of Divorce.”

The 53-year-old actor purged his sizable collection of movie memorabilia, clothing, artwork, watches, furniture and guitars in the cheeky sale. The most expensive piece in the collection was a 1890 Leandro Bisiach violin Crowe used in his 2003 movie Master and Commander, estimated to be worth between $110,000 and $140,000.

The auction took place at Sotheby’s Australia on April 7. That date is of particular significance to Crowe, according to the website, as it’s “both the actor’s birthday and wedding anniversary.”

“Consisting of 226 items, the sale realised over $3.7 million with 144.5% sold by value,” Sotheby’s Australia shared on its website after the auction.

by Anonymousreply 13April 7, 2023 2:44 PM

That was a sweet post from his ex wife. It’s nice seeing their relationship is still amicable and life can go on without pointless drama.

by Anonymousreply 15April 7, 2023 5:06 PM

The two things I remember Crowe for are 1) throwing a phone at a hotel clerk (allegedly?) and 2) him trying to hold in laughter when he sat next to Joan Rivers when she was on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, talking about her dry vajayjay.

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by Anonymousreply 17April 7, 2023 5:14 PM

A lot of acclaimed actors were or are just unhappy drunks who once were handsome matinee idols but could not handle the fame nor their own egos. See also many of Crowe's heroes, including Richard Harris, Oliver Reed, Alan Bates, Peter O'Toole, Richard Burton, Marlon Brando, and Sean Connery; see also Johnny Depp, Nicholas Cage...

by Anonymousreply 18April 7, 2023 5:17 PM

Oliver Reed was dying of cancer when Ridley Scott hired him for Gladiator. He did it as a favor to Russell.

by Anonymousreply 19April 7, 2023 8:37 PM

Oliver Reed was practically unhireable for the later years of his life.

by Anonymousreply 20April 7, 2023 8:39 PM

He's in his daddy bear years.

by Anonymousreply 21April 7, 2023 8:50 PM

She'll always be Alf Stewart's long-lost daughter to me.

by Anonymousreply 22April 7, 2023 8:53 PM

Thank for this scathing snark about some "never was", who nobody on DL has thought about, well, ever! And never needs to. Keep up the good work!

by Anonymousreply 23April 7, 2023 8:53 PM

Water seeks his own level, op. She fulfilled her duties including producing man children while remaining a size two.

by Anonymousreply 24April 7, 2023 8:54 PM

She looks like Joan van Ark had a bowel movement.

by Anonymousreply 25April 7, 2023 9:22 PM

Yes, she does look like Joan Van Ark.

by Anonymousreply 26April 7, 2023 9:27 PM

[quote] She looks like Joan van Ark had a bowel movement.

Now there's an image to take em through my weekend.

by Anonymousreply 27April 7, 2023 10:21 PM

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