Raiders Owner Mark Davis - Who's Had Him?

I don't even know where to begin......

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March 1, 2021 11:47 PM

He looks like what I imagine most DL's look like, but better.

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March 1, 2021 11:51 PM

KILL IT WITH FIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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March 1, 2021 11:51 PM

Why are so many rich men SO FUCKING UGLY?

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March 1, 2021 11:53 PM

The ginge mullet really is special.

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March 1, 2021 11:54 PM

Honestly, he needs to borrow one of his mom’s wigs.

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March 1, 2021 11:56 PM

I can count 500 million reasons why I love him so.

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March 1, 2021 11:58 PM

It’s as though Moe Howard and Danny Bonaduce had a love child.

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March 2, 2021 12:02 AM

He should hook up with Mia Farrow, they would make a cute couple.

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March 2, 2021 12:06 AM

Good God Miss Agnes. Is he mongoloid?

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March 2, 2021 12:32 AM

His father Al Davis was no beauty either. I think the Mom is doing pretty good! She is like 88 or 89.

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March 2, 2021 12:33 AM

He has to cut his own hair, no professional would do that to a client. Well maybe if they never tipped.

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March 2, 2021 12:34 AM

Now there is a man that needs a hat.

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March 2, 2021 12:35 AM

Certainly looks like his "half-baked plan" blew up in his face.

Literally.

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March 2, 2021 12:37 AM

YUM-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!

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March 2, 2021 12:41 AM

When he visits his home in Palm Desert, Calif., Davis drives a $12-a-day rental car from the airport to save the $50 cab fare.

Until nine months ago, when back surgery forced him to change his diet, Davis would spend Thursday nights with Raiders' fullback Marcel Reese and ex-Raider George Atkinson at Hooters for $12.99 all-you-can-eat-wings night. "They never charge us," Davis told Keown, "but it just feels better to say you're getting all you can eat for $12."

In the mid-'80s, Davis invented the muff-style hand warmers and the slogan was, "Real Men Wear the Muff."

Davis wears a fanny pack.

Davis has a "2003 Nokia push-button phone with full texting capability."

Davis drives a 1997 Dodge Caravan.

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March 2, 2021 12:44 AM

I think he was the original model for Mr. Potato Head.

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March 2, 2021 12:45 AM

Looks like he has Trump dick.

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March 2, 2021 12:49 AM

He looks like he needs a labcoat and to stand beside Roddy McDowall in ape makeup.

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March 2, 2021 12:50 AM

Everything has been handed to him his entire life. Next!

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March 2, 2021 12:56 AM

He seems like a wholesome guy with a touch of, "who done it, and why?"

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March 2, 2021 1:02 AM

He's got a head like a bastard hog.

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March 2, 2021 4:43 PM

Fuck you and your accuracy, R3.

*Drapes tasteful black cloth over mirrors*

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March 2, 2021 4:47 PM

He looks a beet with hair.

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March 2, 2021 4:53 PM

Can someone PLEASE take the bowl and scissors away from his mother!!!!

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March 2, 2021 5:15 PM

I prefer the Mark Davis that does straight porn.

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March 2, 2021 5:20 PM

This is what happens when straight rich men can buy women all their life.

God damn - what mirror does he have? He has access to personal trainers, chefs, plastic surgeons, hair and makeup people.

This just isn't acceptable.

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March 2, 2021 5:24 PM

It's a hard look to pull off, but he does with style and flair.

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June 22, 2021 10:35 PM

Are those veneers? Surely he wouldn't care if he had jacked up teeth?

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June 22, 2021 10:41 PM

How did Bucky Larson become owner of the Raiders?

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June 22, 2021 10:44 PM

Looks like Captain Kangaroo.

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June 22, 2021 10:48 PM

Any woman who fucks or sucks this ugly blob of sewage, has fully earned whatever money and gifts she gets.

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June 22, 2021 10:52 PM

He rather famously (to Raiders fans anyway) has gotten his hair cut by the same barber in Palm Springs - with the same cut - for years now.

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June 22, 2021 10:54 PM

He looks like a character Will Sasso would play on MadTV

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June 22, 2021 10:55 PM

Well, hey r42, when you find perfection you stick with it.

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June 22, 2021 11:39 PM

The Heaven's Gate cult left him behind when the Hale-Bopp meteor took them.

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June 23, 2021 1:01 AM

I DETEST whoever does his hair…

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June 23, 2021 2:16 AM

Proud grandson of Doctor Cornelius.

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June 23, 2021 2:27 AM

He looks like he has no eyes! Is he one of the “black-eyed kids”, all grown up?

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June 23, 2021 2:45 AM

LOL...what IS that?! Christ...LOL.

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June 23, 2021 2:47 AM

If he shaved a ring on the top of his head he’d look like a friar. He’s definitely from Central Casting.

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June 23, 2021 2:52 AM

He’s always reminded me of BoJo, and BoJo reminds me of Mark Davis. The two are interchangeable, in my mind.

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June 23, 2021 3:02 AM

Mark Davis is a very unattractive man; however, he could look just a tad better with a different haircut parted on the side like a regular man's haircut. I'm sure people have told him he looks utterly ridiculous with those hideous short bangs.

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June 23, 2021 3:04 AM

^^The stupid gray goatee stubble also looks hideous. He's 66.

What does he think of his gay football player?

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June 23, 2021 3:12 AM

Willfully and defiantly hideous.

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