Just curious, but does anyone here think they've had sex yet? If yes:
1. Does she suck his big cock? He must be very hung if he takes after Charles. 2. Do you think she licks his ass? He ass looks very round and firm. 3. Do you think they're into any kinky stuff, like watersports, role-playing, feet, etc?
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 6, 2018 12:51 AM |
Do you honestly believe there is any possibility that they won’t have smashed yet?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 28, 2017 10:00 AM |
Harry's far too emotionally damaged to satisfy OP's fervent prurience. The sex is middlingly Millennial (fuck-cum-grab smartphone) and neither seems mature or imaginative enough for experimentation outside of the blandly customary. While I'm sure a blow job or three have been gratefully received, Harry is still balking at reciprocation (you want me to do what WHERE‽‽‽).
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 28, 2017 10:17 AM |
Please, they are fucking like rabbits- as well they should. TG Diana was around long enough (and I don't mean just to instill sex talk- just a more normal outlook than what Charles got).
I hope Meaghan is spreading those ass cheeks and chowing down like a Sizzler all you can eat.
And I'll bet he can lick her pussy raw.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 28, 2017 10:28 AM |
Miss Markle UNDOUBTEDLY is a noble virgin, waiting virtuously for the prince to deflower her as he will assiduously try to plant an heir to the throne into her pure womb.
lolololol
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 28, 2017 10:33 AM |
I hope she is sniffing and licking that slightly hairy, musky ginger starfish
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 28, 2017 10:46 AM |
I have it on good authority that Smegs & Hairy enjoy toe sucking.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 28, 2017 11:18 AM |
Well, considering his father once wished to be a tamon shobed in his lover’s twat...
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 28, 2017 11:27 AM |
And *shoved. My coffee hasn’t kicked in yet.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 28, 2017 11:30 AM |
Of course they've had sex. What is this 1887? Yeah, she's blown him and he's gone down on her (try not to vomit DLers). He's probably fucked her in the ass too. They will have done all the standard straight people stuff. Except no one licked anyones ass, straight girls aren't big on doing that.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 28, 2017 11:51 AM |
Considering she's been married before......
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 28, 2017 11:53 AM |
R10, Excuse me? How would you know about straight girls?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 28, 2017 11:57 AM |
It's a beard marriage. Harry is taking it up the bum from some uni buddy and Megs is doing the lady love with some Scandanavian chick she met in her stripper days.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 28, 2017 12:05 PM |
R12 got the last 6 months I've worked with a team of 7 women aged in their 20s & 30s and have learnt way more than I have ever wanted to about straight sex. It's been an eye opener.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 28, 2017 12:18 PM |
R15, please elaborate. :-D
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 28, 2017 12:34 PM |
R15, OK but please remember not all straights think alike.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 29, 2017 3:29 AM |
I bet she pegs him. It’d be a waste if she doesn’t.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 29, 2017 3:32 AM |
He is definitely into feet and light femdom
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 29, 2017 3:40 AM |
I bet he dresses in his Nazi uniform and pretends that he is an SS guard when along comes a young Jewess who pleads with him to save her and she will do anything for him.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 29, 2017 3:45 AM |
She’ll be having the first child by February next year. These royal fiancés are given the full inspection before any marriage is permitted. She’s already 36, I bet the eggs have been extracted, fertilised and are waiting in a freezer to be implanted back in after the wedding in May.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 29, 2017 3:55 AM |
No, they definitely don't r17.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 29, 2017 4:03 AM |
R19, Do tell.
He's definitely into very androgynous looking female bodies. That is without any real natural curves.
I've reported on DL before that I've met on multiple occasions the professional pair of extremely petite, young, teen looking "college student" escorts hired for Prince Harry in Vegas, At that particular time they lived in the same weekly where I unfortunately had a temporary residence, due to a personal emergency situation.
Also met other men for a casual lunch date who coincidentally stated that they had hired them. One portrayed herself as a "good girl." She falsely claimed to be majoring in psychology at UNLV. She could not name her classes, times, or specific career goals.
The other girl admitted to being a "bad girl" and appeared to be an alcoholic. She thought nothing of ordering 3 drinks and no food on a date with an older Japanese man. I later met the same very kind, respectful gentlemen solely for lunch.
Another good bud of mine met both of them at a hotel. He said they gave a very creative story of how they happened to have the hotel room for one hour. He's very well-educated and caught them in repeated lies about their college background and career goals. We both laughed as he knew I would get what he was trying to imply. Of course he used protection.
Both girls had eating disorders to maintain their required small bodies. They also consistently lied about their ages and occupational goals. One candy bar was considered a day's caloric consumption. I saw them buying them out of the machine at the residence.
Sad as they were very attractive. If not on coke and under a pimp's control they could have been living in such a better environment.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 29, 2017 4:05 AM |
R18, what does peg him mean?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 29, 2017 9:48 AM |
Harry is not cut. For awhile I wondered if he is gay, and if he is the whole Megan Markle marriage would just be for appearance.
R24 that is when a woman uses a dildo on a man.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 29, 2017 8:43 PM |
Meggy gurl is all for appearance, I don't think they are doing any fucking. That is why he likes the fact that she can pretend well in public. They "might" have "sex" to produce children or a child. Even if they hooked up sexually it might be a bisexual type because homeboy gives me bi vibes for years.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 29, 2017 8:52 PM |
Of course they have had sex. She went away to Africa on a vacation with him after knowing him for less than two weeks.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 29, 2017 9:42 PM |
OP—- if you’d have asked if William has had sex with her then the answer could possibly have been no.
Harry has done every one of the most perverted and degrading sex acts imaginable with her. You don’t become a Duchess that easily
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 29, 2017 9:53 PM |
Interesting. There are pics that show Kate being a lot more flirty, friendly, affectionate and generally having much more chemistry with Harry than with her own husband. This was all before Meghan came into the picture. Wonder how this will change relationships.
R28, Have heard Royalty and the Super Elite and wealthy get bored rather easily and therefore seek out more and more perverse pleasures including swinging among themselves. Aren't they all at least somewhat bisexual? There was a book by a cute American from a solid middle-class family who married a titled Belgian nobleman and moved into his circle. She described life in his sphere including watching her husband screw other women in front of his friends' mates.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 30, 2017 4:24 AM |
R28, Would you recommend any books or films detailing reality?
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 30, 2017 4:25 AM |
R28, Is that the real reason why Prince Andrew married Fergie?
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 30, 2017 4:27 AM |
[quote] She thought nothing of ordering 3 drinks and no food on a date with an older Japanese man. I later met the same very kind, respectful gentlemen solely for lunch.
Maybe he should try hiring an older, more respectful prostitute next time.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 30, 2017 4:59 AM |
I doubt they've gotten kinky (yet), but I don't doubt that they've had sex. Meghan is playing the long game, and knows that you withhold (for at least the beginning) until the marriage is final. And Harry has heard enough about his family's scandals to wait until they're married to start pushing for the wilder sex.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 30, 2017 5:16 AM |
[quote]I hope Meaghan is spreading those ass cheeks and chowing down like a Sizzler all you can eat.
That is exactly what we advised.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 30, 2017 10:16 AM |
She has fucked Harry with a strap-on several times already.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 30, 2017 10:20 AM |
Princess Michael, you're SO witty, my dear.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 30, 2017 10:56 AM |
R23 That's a great story, but does anyone believe Prince Harry hooks up with residential hotel prostitutes?
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 30, 2017 11:08 AM |
He has rung her love button until she saw STARS, babylove!
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 30, 2017 11:09 AM |
Harry wouldn't have committed if she wasn't all that in bed. Not that it will prevent him from ultimately cheating on her, but he seems like he's too into sex to get with someone who isn't a fellow freak.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 30, 2017 11:43 AM |
R28 here—
You wouldn’t b live all the sexual perversion that goes on.
There are stories of Fergie blowing tennage Willam and Harry and Andy joking about it with Charles.
I’ve no doubt Harry and Kate have fucked
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 30, 2017 6:31 PM |
Tell us more of your interesting fiction R28/R41.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 31, 2017 12:05 AM |
[quote]I’ve no doubt Harry and Kate have fucked
Don't be ridiculous.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 31, 2017 12:13 AM |
R42, R43, All you have to do is look at pictures published in the Daily Fail, even if you don't believe English posters gossipy comments. Body language over the years is very revealing.
One could say Kate was trying to make William jealous or to get back at him for his many extra-marital affairs. That still wouldn't cover Harry's protective response towards Kate. Now since there are those of us who believe William and Harry are only half-brothers it's not as shocking as one might think. Don't you think the Windor clan have participated in super elite swing parties together on more than one occasion? After all Charles and Camilla were papped at the Rothschild's party?
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 31, 2017 12:58 AM |
[quote] Just curious, but does anyone here think they've had sex yet?
Oh my GOD no!!!
They're not even MARRIED!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 31, 2017 1:01 AM |
Harry and Kate don't give me a sexual vibe together, they seem more like a brother and sister or very close cousins who can completely relax and let their guards down around one another. And for what it's worth, I imagine Me-again has indulged Harry's every sordid sexual fantasy and then some. I bet if Phillip ordered her to polish the royal knob she'd be down on all fours hoovering that thing like no tomorrow.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 31, 2017 1:23 AM |
Read the linked autobiography when it 1st came out. Yes it's about the Belgian and not British super elite nobility. If you read the reviews you'll get a hint of the sexual expose detailed in the book.
Tell me if you think they're all really het. Seems to me marriage is a mere expectation to produce titled offspring, and to get an attractive and interesting swing partner. Incest is considered normal and a way of introducing one's children to the various pleasures of the flesh.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 31, 2017 1:57 AM |
He's a red hair so he smells "funny" "down there," to start with and he's uncut so he doesn't wash properly. That means he is one nasty mutha fucka and oral sex is out, even for a down market like her.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 31, 2017 2:11 AM |
R48 just because a man is not cut that does not mean that he does not wash or use soap and water on his genitals. Men who have a foreskin are a lot more apt to wash their genitals and keep them clean, while cut men are not, and let's be honest, a lot of women do not keep their genitals clean or wash them correctly either.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 31, 2017 2:28 AM |
R47 find a much better example than that.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 31, 2017 2:38 AM |
That book is about a random baron in Belgium who is never followed by the press, is never on TV, and probably can’t be blackmailed, because who cares?
There’s a large and weird jump from “they can’t all be het” to “perhaps they practice incest with children.”
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 31, 2017 4:34 AM |
I can't find the quote for you I was seeking. It describes in detail a naked pool party where everyone is required to participate. Afterwards the Baron from one of the then top Houses of Belgium sexes each of his best friends' wives in turn with the men directing and commenting on all of the action. Not het behavior at all. This is all about sexual competition and performance. A power play because the Baron outranks the rest of them. Yes the Baron's wife is present at the time. Her views are not relevant.
At another time the wives of the super elite gather to corner the Baron's American wife in a sexual encounter in her bedroom. Women's sexual permission for these so-called fun and games is never considered,
Of course the Baron's friends repeatedly complain that they likewise can't fuck his wife in front of him, as she's not cooperative with their ideas of a good time. After all isn't he dressing her and showing her off for their pleasure as well?
The Baron is shown as being obsessed with getting her a boob job while getting her to maintain her petite figure. Her makeup must always be perfect. What des that tell you?
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 31, 2017 6:18 AM |
That you're a moron, r52.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 31, 2017 9:47 AM |
R53, Well then I hope at least you've gotten a good LOL off of my efforts. Have a very Happy New Year. I had to cancel all of my very romantic New Year's plans. Stuck in bed, alone, with a bad cold/virus eating homemade chicken soup.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 31, 2017 9:54 AM |
R52, R55, Thanks. Hope you're feeling better soon.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 31, 2017 10:29 AM |
Most straights are beyond boring when it comes to sex. Oooh, she went topless. Oooh, I bought her Victoria Secret panties. etc
Boring
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 31, 2017 11:21 AM |
R48 needs to get laid, preferably by a sexy ginger shagging his bum into pieces
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 31, 2017 11:47 AM |
Megan slobbers all over that big ginger boner as often as she can.
(PS: Keep it under your hat, but I'm giving Megan a collection of expensive golliwog dolls for the wedding!)
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 31, 2017 1:24 PM |
R56, There are straights today that are very, very open-minded, and those that are almost anti-male and even into shaming men. Like, "ewww, he has a foot fetish. I would never wear that too bed." Some women dress for other women. Savvy women dress for men.
(That's why those of us in the former category have more than our share of opportunities, if we want them, despite our age and less than perfect 10 appearance. Smart hets learn the truth eventually.)
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 31, 2017 8:44 PM |
Harry is long and thick. Ginger dudes are always thick and bulbous, always.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 31, 2017 8:47 PM |
Not true r60. I've seen plenty of gingers with tic tac dicks.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 31, 2017 8:52 PM |
R61
As there aren't many redheads, I need to ask you there questions:
Do you have a redhead fetish?
Or are you just a slut having it off with literally anybody (and therefore with quite a few redheads as well)?
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 1, 2018 12:48 AM |
The latter scenario, r62.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 1, 2018 7:47 AM |
Both of those whores are down for whatever. That's why they married each other.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 1, 2018 8:05 AM |
Megan is pissing on Harry’s chest even as we speak.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | January 1, 2018 8:28 AM |
R64, R65, Now are you two guessing or do you have inside info?
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 1, 2018 8:44 AM |
Upper class British people don't know how to wash properly. The old stereotype of the rural estate with dogs running around and the place stinking is absolutely true.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 1, 2018 9:18 AM |
when generic = prurient yet unimaginative
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 1, 2018 10:33 AM |
How the fuck would anyone know r66? People are just guessing/joking/making fun. Try to keep up.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 1, 2018 12:53 PM |
He's fucked everywhere but the pussy.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 1, 2018 3:48 PM |
Bits of faeces and dirty toilet paper cling to the strawberry blond pelt smothering Harry's bright pink rosebud. Meghan tentatively pokes her tongue into his crack before madly lapping with wild abandon. His sweat leaves streaks in the makeup on her face. When she's done, he is clean. One less task for Harry's valet to attend to later.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 1, 2018 3:59 PM |
I am responsible for cleanup on Harry's cock and balls. Smells like pussy and cum. While he doesn't ask for rimming, I know my duties.
I am dedicated to serving.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | January 1, 2018 4:05 PM |
Kate was known to go to edgy parties herself...
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | January 1, 2018 4:20 PM |
It is well known that Sparkle was a yacht girl who was paid to play.
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 1, 2018 4:32 PM |
One look at them and I can tell they bang like a screen door in a hurricane. I'm surprised they were dressed long enough for the official photos.
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | January 1, 2018 4:36 PM |
Why do these rich guys try to turn whores into housewives? Makes no sense. Don't they care that their friends or their friends dads bought and paid for that ass they're wedding?
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 1, 2018 4:38 PM |
[quote]Now are you two guessing or do you have inside info?
R64 hasn't even figured out that they're not actually married yet, but you wonder whether she has "inside info"?
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 1, 2018 5:37 PM |
R73, What kinds of "edgy parties?" Kate seems so much more reserved. Guess appearances are deceiving. Or is it like, anything's on the table if it's to snare a prince and a Royal Title for herself?
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 2, 2018 10:01 AM |
R76, According to the slew of autobiographies by paid professionals post Heidi Fleiss', it's the concept that "you had to pay for it but I get it any time I want for free."
Or as Madame Claude used to say, "a number of her former 'employees' ended up listed in Brooks' (sp) Peerage. They knew what they were doing." So the 'employees' were apparently open-minded enough to do anything that was asked of them. Then to look the other way while their boss strayed with others. Meanwhile most of their associates could guess at what they were experiencing in bed. Or so the new husband was assuming with pride. In one way the former "employee" would make the perfect beard.
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 2, 2018 10:10 AM |
I agree r75, that relationship is 90% lust. They touch each other constantly, the way people do when they wish everybody else would fuck off so they can just have sex. Let see if they still like each other after all passion dies down.
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 2, 2018 12:45 PM |
Look, Maggie Markup has been through Hollywood, or should I say, H'wood has been thru her. Check out bachelor Harry's many trips to the island where pedophile Jeffrey Epstein parks his yacht. It's a very active smuggling island. Victoria's Secret shoots there because they are basically a high-end escort agency (as all modeling offices are). Harry & Megan are down for who/whatever. I predict frequent vacations to the Caribbean Islands (sex & drugs and no paparazzi).
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 3, 2018 10:12 AM |
wonder if she lets him rub his huge cock between her boobs and then shoots his splooge all over her face.
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 3, 2018 3:21 PM |
I'm sure she's gotten plenty of pearl necklaces.
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 3, 2018 4:04 PM |
No, we decided to be PURE until we exchanged marriage vows!
- model Miranda Kerr, trying to delay having sex with her pasty-white, tech-geek billionaire husband.
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 3, 2018 4:10 PM |
She might be going all out in the bedroom. But things will slow down after the wedding, and especially after she has her security baby. Too much sex will interfere with her sleep. If she doesn't get enough sleep, she won't look perfect in the paparazzi photos, and her metabolism will slow down. She will not allow Harry to fuck with her appearances, fame, and social schedule as a Duchess.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 3, 2018 4:34 PM |
I bet Megan sucks Prince Harry's cock like a champ. She probably sucks his balls and licks his butt as well. Not sure about watersports or poo or anything like that though.
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 6, 2018 12:51 AM |
