PICKLE Is Summer's Big Flavor- NYT

Two CHUNKY FRAU's holding up their favorite high calorie PICKLE flavored items.

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by Anonymousreply 30August 3, 2022 3:36 PM

True to form, mother and daughter both have "frau hair"--long, bleached-out, shapeless, blowsy peroxide blonde, with dark roots.

by Anonymousreply 1August 2, 2022 1:56 PM

R1- That's a good descriptive word-blowsy

by Anonymousreply 2August 2, 2022 2:07 PM

I just noticed that the daughter FRAU is wearing a Let's Go Clubbing t shirt- she's probably a FAG HAG too and has a whole stable of SCENE QUEENS she loves or loved to go clubbing with- ewww.

by Anonymousreply 3August 2, 2022 2:11 PM

I’ve bought the brand of pickles mentioned in the article, Grillo’s. They’re good, but you know…they’re pickles.

by Anonymousreply 4August 2, 2022 2:14 PM

OP would you rather the fraulein be some MAGA lunatic or a fundamentalist mommy blogger? Attack her horrible roots and stupid pickle products all you want - but if she’s a hag with some gay friends that she loves - that’s not something to shit on these days. We will need all the hags AND their mothers when the Supreme Court comes for us.

MARY!!!!

But agreed - the gay clubbing friends should really book her a hair appointment - cut and color.

by Anonymousreply 5August 2, 2022 2:25 PM

There isn't a scene queen in New York who would be seen with a hag wearing a "let's go clubbing" shirt.

by Anonymousreply 6August 2, 2022 2:27 PM

Grillo’s! Love ‘em, but they’re so expensive. My local grocery wants $9.97 for a tub. Target prices them at $7.29. I usually just settle for Claussens.

by Anonymousreply 7August 2, 2022 2:29 PM

PICKLES? Did somebody call me?

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by Anonymousreply 8August 2, 2022 2:33 PM

R7- In The Bucaneers ( 1995) there was a family named Claussen.

by Anonymousreply 9August 2, 2022 2:33 PM

Costco has them r7. That’s the only place I buy them, because the price is ridiculous. I think they are $5.99 for a bigger tub than Safeway or Target carry. .

by Anonymousreply 10August 2, 2022 2:35 PM

I bought a bag of Ruffles Spicy Pickle potato chips. They weren't good. They were hot. Not spicy. I tried to eat them a few different times and then just threw them out.

by Anonymousreply 11August 2, 2022 2:38 PM

I am quietly munching on the new Pringles Mexican Sweet Corn chips. Tastes like crunchy corn on the cob.

by Anonymousreply 12August 2, 2022 2:39 PM

I'm still mad that Vlasic discontinued these in favor of more bullshit pickles with sugar. The brine had a such a good flavor I'd drink it straight from the jar.

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by Anonymousreply 13August 2, 2022 2:42 PM

Sorry, my post was meant for the Cognitive Decline from Eating Processed Food thread.

by Anonymousreply 14August 2, 2022 2:52 PM

Why did you put an apostrophe on "fraus," OP? Why?

by Anonymousreply 15August 2, 2022 2:59 PM

The Pickle-flavored bagged salad is actually very good. Yes, I'm a lazy whore and I don't like to cook.

by Anonymousreply 17August 2, 2022 3:42 PM

My mother makes an excellent dip with cottage cheese, pickle juice, and pickles. It's only half blended, so it still has a chunky texture. Great with chips, and popular at parties.

by Anonymousreply 18August 2, 2022 3:46 PM

Even the word itself is adorable!

by Anonymousreply 19August 2, 2022 5:12 PM

I wish John Waters would direct one more film so he could work that "Let's Go Clubbing" t-shirt into it.

by Anonymousreply 20August 2, 2022 5:14 PM

Blue Diamond's spicy dill pickle almonds are pretty good.

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by Anonymousreply 21August 2, 2022 5:19 PM

^^^ Really? I am glad to hear you say that. I have seen these in the store and wondered about them. Sounds odd, but worth a try. What do you eat them with? Beer and sandwiches?

by Anonymousreply 22August 2, 2022 5:38 PM

Way too salty. Have you tried any of these products? The taste is salty, none of these products taste like a pickle. Pickles have a tasty sour, vinegar tang and a satisfying crunch.

by Anonymousreply 24August 2, 2022 6:03 PM

R22, they go with just about anything. I make a little snack tray with nuts, crackers, cheese, olives, meats etc when my partner gets home from work. We usually have it with beer, wine, or a cocktail.

by Anonymousreply 25August 2, 2022 7:13 PM

^^^ Like this? How sweet.

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by Anonymousreply 26August 2, 2022 7:18 PM

Has anyone tried the pickle beer?

It’s like 12 bucks for a six pack

by Anonymousreply 27August 2, 2022 7:51 PM

Yes, like that, R26. I'm an avid home cook and do wear an apron from time to time.

by Anonymousreply 28August 2, 2022 8:03 PM

I love bread and butter pickles. I blame the hot chicken craze for this "new" pickle craze.

by Anonymousreply 29August 2, 2022 8:06 PM

I liked those, too, r13. Pickles with sugar are an abomination against god! May bread and butter pickles rot in hell!

by Anonymousreply 30August 3, 2022 3:36 PM

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