Did your high school have mandatory penis inspection day?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 7, 2020 4:21 AM |
‘Mandatory penis inspection’ letter turns out to be high school senior prank
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 5, 2020 3:55 AM |
R1 Thank you, Amelia Bedelia.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 5, 2020 3:57 AM |
What was that about the “member of the faculty?”
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 5, 2020 3:58 AM |
Dated: March 2019. That's a job for me. I've had lots of practice and I'm good at it.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 5, 2020 3:58 AM |
Oh course it was just a prank, they would have to wait until their Ivy League college freshman year to have their penis inspected.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 5, 2020 4:01 AM |
Yeah, they did nude photos, sorry I mean posture photos, of students for like a century. I wonder if they archived all those photos somewhere?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 5, 2020 4:05 AM |
R7 Most were shredded by the Smithsonian.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 5, 2020 4:09 AM |
Awww, that's no fun at all.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 5, 2020 4:11 AM |
R9 Well if you’re going be that sad here are at least a few.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 5, 2020 4:21 AM |
Definitely looks look a Tripp, right?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 5, 2020 4:22 AM |
I remember at school there being a rumour that when you got to a particular year (I can't remember which one) there was a 'cough' test which involved a doctor cupping your balls and asking you to cough. We had no idea what this was for and all feared it - but it never happened.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 5, 2020 9:20 AM |
In 8th grade, all the guys on the football team had to do the "cough" test r12 described. This was 1985, so I doubt they still do it.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 5, 2020 7:24 PM |
Never understood what the turn your head and cough test was looking for.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 5, 2020 11:19 PM |
Christ, are some of you moron?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 5, 2020 11:31 PM |
R14. The cough was just to distract the patient from the grope, I've been told. I thought the actual inspection was to look for hernias, I thought.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 5, 2020 11:33 PM |
Do you need moms to volunteer to inspect the penes? I am happy to help! I have many experiences inspecting penes of all shapes and sizes.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 5, 2020 11:35 PM |
R15 buys latex gloves by the gross.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 5, 2020 11:37 PM |
If I had a dollar for every time I had to go through another penis inspection at school...
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 5, 2020 11:47 PM |
In completely unrelated news, I’m relocating to North Monterey County and getting a job in the school system there.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 5, 2020 11:51 PM |
I was always scared that the girls would somehow see. They never locked the door and I always had nightmares the door would open and female teachers/female classmates would be there while my pants were down having my penis inspected.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 7, 2020 2:20 AM |
I am in charge of penis inspection for ninth graders. I look forward to it every year. Last year I identified some very promising penises, and I expect them to go on to do great things.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 7, 2020 2:21 AM |
R22 what information is actually recorded, and who sees the information? They always took notes during mine but I never got a good look at my chart.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 7, 2020 2:24 AM |
Loved the "taste test." Especially when Mr. Watson, the hot science teacher, allowed us to reciprocate.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 7, 2020 2:32 AM |
Not only boys have penises and not all boys have penises.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 7, 2020 2:34 AM |
They had to do something to keep the boys occupied while the girls were learning about the monthly joys of being a woman.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 7, 2020 2:36 AM |
Turning the head to the left and coughing was to put pressure on the abdominal wall in the scrotum and see if there was a "push through" which might indicate a hernia. I do remember standing line and have a "dr" do the hernia test... in school.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 7, 2020 2:37 AM |
[quote] what information is actually recorded, and who sees the information? They always took notes during mine but I never got a good look at my chart.
We are looking for the following:
Taste
Color
Elasticity
And personality
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 7, 2020 2:38 AM |
R28 And why exactly did the public schools need this info?
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 7, 2020 2:39 AM |
It was for your file. I don't know what they did with it, I just collected it for the authorities.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 7, 2020 2:42 AM |
It goes in your permanent record, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 7, 2020 2:43 AM |
HOLY SHIT!!!!! DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN????!!!! Heads will role, in this environment I don't know what they are thinking? Inspecting minors' genitals is foul!!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 7, 2020 2:46 AM |
Why did the Smithsonian shred the pics? The article has a paywall.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 7, 2020 3:04 AM |
But I give 'happy ending'.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 7, 2020 3:15 AM |
R35 has been taught by Masters.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 7, 2020 3:25 AM |
Penis inspection day, 11th grade. I'll never forget. I won "Most Enthusiasic!"
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 7, 2020 3:27 AM |
Pity the fool who forgot to wear clean underwear on penis inspection day.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 7, 2020 4:12 AM |
Yes, R32, heads will “role”.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 7, 2020 4:21 AM |
