The "stand-up comic friend" in this anecdote related by Bougas must be Oswalt:
[quote]I lived in Hollyweird for 30 years and, in that time, must have had about a dozen such celeb-involved mishaps. The most notable of these had to be when a stand-up comic friend of mine had just netted a TV pilot at Universal studios. He figured he could stand to knock off a couple of pounds before the taping, so he called me one day to see if I'd accompany him on a week or two of daily walks around Lake Hollywood. [...]
[quote]One of the very prominent landmarks along the trail was the fabulous former home of legendary 1930's gentleman gangster, Benjamin "Bugsy " Siegel. It had recently been purchased, with much media fanfare, by gap-toothed fag-hag and Pop sensation, Madonna. To the horror of the surrounding upscale neighborhood, she promptly painted the once dignified, classic stucco estate to resemble a garish circus tent. As we passed the colossal eyesore each day, we'd usually just cluck our tongues or toss off a token caustic comment without breaking stride.
[quote]On one magic occasion, however, my comedian friend was particularly wound up and, in a booming voice groomed by years of stage performing, decided to elaborate on the theme. As Madonna's new palace loomed into view, he suddenly cocked his head, gazed toward the towering estate and boldly declared, "Can you just imagine what kind of foul, repugnant activity currently transpires in Bugsy's former home up there? That magnificent estate that once rang with the sweet strains of skilled orchestras and greeted the senses with the aroma of fine cigars and imported brandy is now the lair of that shrieking mindless whore and her mincing contingent. I can just see that pale, monstrous slag lying in her tacky fuck chamber, furiously pressing a buzzer to summon Phillippe, one of her army of scrawny chestnut colored dancer fag; she orders him to prepare her a Coconut milk enema ...The little slave fruit meekly protests: (in a high pitched voice) "But meessa Maydonna, You hade the Cock-a-nuts enayma jes lassa night...do you tink it so wise to meelk washa yoo bunga so very much?".
[quote]Without missing a beat, yours truly leapt in and took the story over :
[quote]"Yeah, and in that instant, Madonna's face registers discontent and her horrible fanged mutant pussy begins to noisily fart and grumble. It suddenly springs from beneath the silken bed sheets, snapping ferociously, just an inch from poor Phillippe's nose...he shrieks and flees in horror down the hall, screaming, "Yase, Yase, Maydonna, I weel do it ... I weel do it at wonce !" We both start chuckling and I add in a serious tone, " Now, y'know what that liitle friggin' Phillippe needs to do; before he makes his way to Madonna's bedroom, he ought to snag a big raw bloody steak from the kitchen ... that way if he ever feels compelled to challenge the logic of the mighty Slut Goddess, he can first toss the slab of meat to that horrible snapping demon cunt of hers to keep it busy."
