Not Timmy Chalamet walking around with his 3rd leg practically hanging out!

That’s a lot of bulge! But why are his pants so low?

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by Anonymousreply 23April 28, 2024 7:31 PM

A Complete Unknown…. it’s what Miss Chalamet will be in two years.

by Anonymousreply 2April 28, 2024 12:34 AM

Cock and crotch should never be that divergent in location.

by Anonymousreply 3April 28, 2024 12:36 AM

Because he has no ass to hold the pants up, Rose!

by Anonymousreply 5April 28, 2024 12:55 AM

That’s what belts are for

by Anonymousreply 6April 28, 2024 12:56 AM

I'd have walked right past him without a second look. SMH

by Anonymousreply 7April 28, 2024 1:53 AM

FUG in ill-fitting clothes. NEXT.

by Anonymousreply 8April 28, 2024 1:55 AM

That seems staged. Even the pedestrians seem like extras. He acts self-conscious and has bad posture.

by Anonymousreply 9April 28, 2024 3:30 AM

I think Timmy is beautiful, but I couldn't care less about his "3rd leg".

by Anonymousreply 10April 28, 2024 3:31 AM

The camera work is too crisp and steady and he looks up at the beginning to find the camera person. Also, did the chick run into a pole?

by Anonymousreply 12April 28, 2024 7:09 AM

In the Eiza Gonzales photos you can see he’s the typical tall, hung skinny guy… you can see his boner through his trunks

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by Anonymousreply 14April 28, 2024 7:27 AM

R14, is that when Timmy supposedly got a boner from making out with Eiza González in the pool?

by Anonymousreply 15April 28, 2024 7:33 AM

It was more than making out. And yeah, this is totally staged, almost as bad as him being "caught" in a bookstore looking at Dune and Dylan books. He's a Kardashian now, what else do you expect?

by Anonymousreply 16April 28, 2024 7:39 AM

I bet he can suck his own dick. But he never has to.

by Anonymousreply 17April 28, 2024 12:27 PM

It’s easy when you have an average white guy dick on a teeny tiny little body.

by Anonymousreply 18April 28, 2024 12:48 PM

OP: Do you see what I see?

The rest of us: Actually, OP, no I don't.

by Anonymousreply 19April 28, 2024 12:58 PM

R17 Well he certainly need not look his best.

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by Anonymousreply 20April 28, 2024 1:03 PM

85-90% of paparazzi encounters are the result of the celeb calling the paps. Of course this is staged.

by Anonymousreply 21April 28, 2024 1:53 PM

Go away, Timmy. We’ve had sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 22April 28, 2024 2:09 PM

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