Noah Thompson wins American Idol

America may not always get it right, but it sure did tonight, GO NOAH!

by Anonymousreply 68May 27, 2022 8:01 AM

Good for him! It also shows that horny teenage girls are the ones voting: He’s a great singer no doubt and everyone wants his dick.

by Anonymousreply 1May 23, 2022 4:58 AM

Is he a cute white boy with a guitar? (Haven't seen Idol in years...)

by Anonymousreply 2May 23, 2022 5:00 AM

No, R2. He's married with a toddler. He still qualifies as a cute twink. Has a strong Kentucky accent.

by Anonymousreply 3May 23, 2022 5:02 AM

This show is 100% fake. Always hated everything about it but especially fucking Katie Perry. Huge cunt of nothing.

by Anonymousreply 4May 23, 2022 5:21 AM

American Idol was ABCs top ranked show this season and already renewed for next season.

by Anonymousreply 7May 23, 2022 5:30 AM

Holy cow he's a horrible singer. And Melissa sounds roughhhhhh. I saw her a few years ago and she sounded great. Not sure what happened to her voice.

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by Anonymousreply 8May 23, 2022 5:40 AM

Oh, that's what he's on? I drive through some little town in Kentucky last week and his name was plastered everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 9May 23, 2022 6:18 AM

Sorry R6, but nobody wants a fat cow as the AI winner.

by Anonymousreply 10May 23, 2022 6:25 AM

He was the worst singer in the top ten. I think the voters look at personal story rather than true talent. Having a baby and not auditioning in his own without his best friend are heart-tuggers. He says he missed his son terribly and regrets the amount of time he spent on the show rather than with his baby boy. What is he going to do with a signed music contract and the expectation of being in the road for the next couple of years?

by Anonymousreply 11May 23, 2022 6:27 AM

R8 OMFG. Like the kids wanna hear that washed up, carpet munching titbag. Her (Melissa's) songs were extremely stalkerish. Her listeners/fans all have restraining orders against them.

by Anonymousreply 12May 23, 2022 6:46 AM

There’s someone named Hunter Girl? WTF? Is there also a Hawk Girl or Spider-Man?

by Anonymousreply 13May 23, 2022 6:54 AM

It’s not about merit. It’s about popularity with the show’s voters. It seems they prefer country as a genre and white as a skin color.

by Anonymousreply 14May 23, 2022 6:57 AM

Was his baby mamma even named? He never mentions her, so I assume they’re not together as a couple.

by Anonymousreply 15May 23, 2022 6:59 AM

Both finalists looked fat. Is this Plus Size Idol?

by Anonymousreply 16May 23, 2022 7:10 AM

Noah looks like if fat Lee DeWize mated with gay David Archuleta.

by Anonymousreply 17May 23, 2022 7:12 AM

R14 Grotesque black crippled tranny dykes should always win.

by Anonymousreply 18May 23, 2022 7:21 AM

His girlfriend & was there on the show tonight R15.

by Anonymousreply 19May 23, 2022 7:22 AM

I'm not into Country, but HunterGirl has a pleasant voice I could live with.

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by Anonymousreply 20May 23, 2022 7:32 AM

The Headline should read "Upcoming Sean Cody model wins American Idol!"

by Anonymousreply 21May 23, 2022 8:10 AM

R4- what did Perry do to you? She has a strong singing voice and is a successful entertainer.

by Anonymousreply 22May 23, 2022 8:40 AM

Good God, he won? He's not very good.

I prefer The Voice over AI. The judges are better and the talent is much better.

by Anonymousreply 23May 23, 2022 10:22 AM

Huntergirl? Give me a break. Go get a real fucking name.....As for Noah = Hillbilly who will be unknown a year from now. Like Just Sam and Laine Hardy....yawn...

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by Anonymousreply 24May 23, 2022 11:05 AM

Miss Seacrest was fawning all over this guy.

by Anonymousreply 26May 23, 2022 11:17 AM

This shit show is still on the air ?

by Anonymousreply 27May 23, 2022 11:28 AM

American Idol is still a highly rated show. smh

You can gauge what is popular in the mainstream by seeing what is unpopular/unheard of on the DL.

by Anonymousreply 28May 23, 2022 11:50 AM

Is he singing country? if not, he is not going to have a "career".

by Anonymousreply 29May 23, 2022 11:54 AM

R22 Kate Perry is beyond annoying. She is a horrible "singer", has no range whatsoever and I just fucking hate her cunt.

by Anonymousreply 30May 23, 2022 11:56 AM

Next Season we need to Hate Post this American Idol BS...

by Anonymousreply 32May 23, 2022 12:23 PM

Leah Marlene was by far my favorite. She is such a talented musician and on some songs has a unique pitch-perfect Dolly-like voice. Her Dad is a rocker with Canadian band Honeymoon Suite so she grew up with rock. Had she been country she probably would’ve won.

After this performance by Hunter Girl though, I think Leah was edged out. The country vote is strong.

I will make it a point to follow both gals though. As well as Nicolina and Lady K. This season had a lot of talent.

Noah was boring but he’s a cute country guy so he won - just like the two prior winners, Chayce Beckham and Laine Hardy.

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by Anonymousreply 33May 23, 2022 12:35 PM

Besides Adam Lambert and Smelly Clarkson, AI has never launched anyone.

by Anonymousreply 34May 23, 2022 12:37 PM

Wow, that was a really lousy performance, r8... awful.

by Anonymousreply 35May 23, 2022 12:54 PM

The show may be highly rated, but that doesn’t translate to record sales. No one in at least 10 years who has won Idol has any kind of music career.

by Anonymousreply 36May 23, 2022 1:06 PM

Most people with careers out of American Idol didn't actually win.

Carrie Underwood

Jennifer Hudson

Clay Aiken

Chris Daughtry

Adam Lambert

Kellie Pickler

David Archuleta

Scotty McCreery

Phillip Phillips

by Anonymousreply 37May 23, 2022 1:25 PM

"American Idol was ABCs top ranked show this season and already renewed for next season."

Being a network's top-rated show means nothing today compared to even just 22 years ago when Idol debuted.

It Idol '22 got 4 million viewers, then Idol '00 must have had 30 million viewers.

by Anonymousreply 38May 23, 2022 1:30 PM

R37: Carrie Underwood won season 4. Her competitors Constantine Mauroulis went onto Broadway and Bo Bice does successful rock gigs.

Phillip Phillips won season 11.

But to add to your list: Gabby Barrett came in 3rd on season 15 and became semi-successful but she married rival contestant Cade and they are Dugger-like Fundies. It is a mystery why AI promotes them.

Lauren Alaina (runner up season 10) became very successful in country.

Anyway, here is my gal Leah Marlene. Her range is amazing. It’s a shame she couldn’t do any Dolly or Heart songs. She’s only 20 and I believe she’s alluded to lesbianism and autism so maybe that’s why flyover-state voters had trouble with her. She’d fit right in with DLers. I look forward to following her music.

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by Anonymousreply 39May 23, 2022 2:28 PM

I vote on whether I think the guy is cute and Noah definitely fit the criteria.

by Anonymousreply 40May 23, 2022 4:00 PM

I liked Fritz. He was earnest.

by Anonymousreply 41May 23, 2022 4:14 PM

What a boring top 2. Jay, Nicolina, Christian, Fritz, and Leah were all way better than them.

by Anonymousreply 42May 23, 2022 4:37 PM

R24

Just Sam was a refreshing winner after the WGWG craze. Unfortunately, the Idol contract fucked her over.

by Anonymousreply 44May 23, 2022 5:01 PM

R39

They’re promoting so many of the cuntry singers because Idol has gone full blown cuntry. Cuntry singers are cheap and easy to promote.

Every other genre of singer will fall when there’s a cuntry singer amongst the finalists. It doesn’t matter how good they are, they will fall.

by Anonymousreply 45May 23, 2022 5:11 PM

Last season would’ve been Chayce and KKKaleb in the final 2 without the KKKaleb controversy.

by Anonymousreply 46May 23, 2022 5:16 PM

They vote for anyone who can out-twang Luke.

by Anonymousreply 47May 23, 2022 5:57 PM

Has Jada expressed her outrage that all the finalists were white? Will the SJWs force the show to guarantee at least one black finalist next year?

by Anonymousreply 48May 23, 2022 7:17 PM

No, R44 Just Sam should not have made top 10. She is not mainstream, looks freakish.

by Anonymousreply 49May 23, 2022 7:23 PM

Willie should have won last season. But voters choose the white men over anyone these days. Just Sam and Maddie were the exceptions. Like LaPorsha losing to a white man stealing black soul music was absurd when she had the best performances of the season.

by Anonymousreply 50May 23, 2022 7:26 PM

People are actually watching this show?

by Anonymousreply 51May 23, 2022 7:47 PM

He is the epitome of "meh."

by Anonymousreply 52May 23, 2022 7:48 PM

I actually wish they would ban the girls, make it just guys. All I care about is that a cute guy wins.

by Anonymousreply 53May 23, 2022 11:46 PM

We lost Dakota Hayden too soon.

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by Anonymousreply 54May 23, 2022 11:49 PM

So evidently Miss Seacrest had a boner during last night’s show. They made him change underwear during commercials so that his boner for the winner wasn’t so obvious.

by Anonymousreply 55May 24, 2022 12:09 AM

My favorite non winner was Haley Reinhart. She should have won, but came in 3rd against the country kids, Scotty and Lauren.

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by Anonymousreply 56May 24, 2022 2:17 AM

Bring back Paula , Simon and Randy and I’ll watch.

by Anonymousreply 57May 24, 2022 2:24 AM

Noah seems like a good, wholesome country boy.

by Anonymousreply 58May 24, 2022 2:29 AM

R58

That’s what people thought about Laine Hardy, Caleb Kennedy, and Cecil Ray.

by Anonymousreply 59May 24, 2022 2:36 AM

When do Noah & Huntergirl start filming their starring roles in their new feature film?

by Anonymousreply 60May 24, 2022 2:47 AM

Of the 2, I’d take Noah over “Huntergirl”…she seems like a nice girl, but I don’t find her voice very interesting.

I would have liked a Leah, Nicolina, and Jay final 3. Those 3 had the best performances of the season.

Jay in particular with his sublime “Lilac Wine”…

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by Anonymousreply 61May 24, 2022 3:04 AM

R8 That woman has been gargling with razor blades.

by Anonymousreply 62May 24, 2022 3:07 AM

The fuck kind of trainwreck was that?

by Anonymousreply 63May 24, 2022 3:14 AM

[quote]ay in particular with his sublime “Lilac Wine”…

R61, that was perfect. Thanks for the link.

by Anonymousreply 64May 24, 2022 3:29 AM

so the top ranked tv show on ABC only picked up 4 million viewers, how much do they charge for the advertisement? It used to be a million dollars for 30 seconds but that was during the heyday with 20 million viewers watching idols.

A quick question, do network tv charge more or less for ads than10 years ago, or the rates stay the same even though the numbers of the viewers are much smaller these days.

by Anonymousreply 65May 24, 2022 3:42 AM

Noah was the perfect choice. Thankfully, the fat cow didn't win.

by Anonymousreply 66May 26, 2022 11:11 PM

R66, that's a terrible thing to say about Katy Perry.

by Anonymousreply 67May 27, 2022 2:13 AM

Has Miss Seacrest had him yet?

by Anonymousreply 68May 27, 2022 8:01 AM

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