Nicolas Fairford...creams himself over Downton Abbey

Were his teeth always this iffy? His videos are still boring AF.

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by Anonymousreply 73December 17, 2022 6:01 PM

How did/does anyone give a shit about this show?

About as realistic as The Care Bears Movie.

by Anonymousreply 1August 20, 2022 12:14 AM

He's so fake. I'm surprised no one has outed his real background. Unless they have and I've just missed it.

by Anonymousreply 2August 20, 2022 12:22 AM

Didn't he just put out a video about how he's retiring from YouTube?

by Anonymousreply 3August 20, 2022 12:40 AM

Meth teeth. I dislike his work and him but I am still sad to say that he’s not long for this world. He’s partying way too hard and obsessed with his own degradation.

by Anonymousreply 4August 20, 2022 12:42 AM

R3 I may be wrong, but I think it was one of those clickbait video titles... e.g. "I'm leaving" as the title, then when you watch the whole video what he really meant was "I'm leaving for two weeks, then I'll be back!"

by Anonymousreply 5August 21, 2022 8:55 PM

I agree thar he is boring, but here's the sad thing.

I admire what he is doing his best to accomplish, because although he's not built in the gay-ideal shape, he is young and quite pretty, and he could spend his life making dumb music reaction videos for YouTube and getting fucked on OnlyFans. He is cute/pretty and I'm sure he would appeal to men with a certain kind of fey-gay fetish and become wealthy very quickly, and he'd quickly amass enough followers to get a lucrative home-design book deal.

He's taking the high road, pretentious as he is, and there's something to be said for that these days.

by Anonymousreply 6August 21, 2022 9:09 PM

Back in the beginning I didn't find his videos quite so pretentious. It was all about living well on a budget; having beautiful things that you made yourself. Now he takes himself so god-damned seriously! In the entire video he said maybe four things -and just repeated himself over and over (and over, and over, and over...). Did anyone else notice that he mentioned hanging with the cast several times, but not one single picture or video shot of anyone but himself and the other "influencers" at the event. Too much aspiration and not enough inspiration...

by Anonymousreply 7August 21, 2022 9:22 PM

^^ Yes, his motto should be "We promise, but don't deliver!"

by Anonymousreply 8August 21, 2022 11:55 PM

He hasn't been to Italy in four years and only spends six days?

I don't have a youtube channel or a line of candles and I go more often than that and stay longer.

by Anonymousreply 10August 22, 2022 1:11 AM

He gives low-born rent boys a bad name.

by Anonymousreply 11August 22, 2022 1:46 AM

R9 His sister's wedding......did he do the floral arrangements and table settings? How does he explain his 'career' to people he meets and does everyone assume he's on Only Fans on the downlow?

by Anonymousreply 12August 22, 2022 10:24 AM

R10, Italy is a three hour flight from Scotland. You don’t need to spend weeks there because it is easy to get to any time.

by Anonymousreply 13August 22, 2022 10:44 AM

For someone well-versed in skincare, I’m surprised he doesn’t use an anti-shine cream or powder.

by Anonymousreply 14August 22, 2022 10:47 AM

Does his breath smell of pillow?

by Anonymousreply 15August 22, 2022 10:55 AM

I think those teeth are incompatible with blowjobs (giving or receiving).

by Anonymousreply 16August 22, 2022 10:57 AM

Stop trolling him about his teeth. They are distinctively British and you're likely to shame him into running down to Miami to get a £300.00 set of dentures like Donkeytooth Yiannopoulos got. Janky real teeth > 3-D printed falsies that glow in the dark.

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by Anonymousreply 17August 22, 2022 11:59 AM

dear GAWD she repeats herself

by Anonymousreply 18August 22, 2022 12:43 PM

R29 It (he) is so tragically -- almost disarmingly -- ridiculous. I'm rooting for him as I cringe mightily.

by Anonymousreply 20September 3, 2022 10:56 PM

As YouTubers go, there's worse. That River creature somebody insists on pimping here, for example. He's trying to do something loads are people are trying to do. Give him a little slack from trying to do it with some dignity.

by Anonymousreply 21September 3, 2022 11:07 PM

It's always amusing how catty bottoms get when another bottom who's even more pretentious than they are comes along.

by Anonymousreply 22September 3, 2022 11:07 PM

Very similar to any Real Housewives showdown ^^^

by Anonymousreply 23September 3, 2022 11:09 PM

Frankly, he was fun for awhile, but now I cannot stand this sanctimonious bore.

And I am still pissed that he went inside my mother in Myrtle Beach and wiped his massive cock on the curtains.

by Anonymousreply 24September 3, 2022 11:11 PM

Why can't he leak some dick picks? I want to see that pasty white foreskin.

by Anonymousreply 26September 6, 2022 8:01 AM

I don't really mind this guy, he seems harmless enough. And surely no truly pretentious person would admit to being a Downton Abbey fan?

by Anonymousreply 27September 6, 2022 9:10 AM

How exactly is Nicolas related to the Queen?

by Anonymousreply 28September 6, 2022 10:33 AM

Either that is the largest floral ginger jar lamp I've ever seen, or every thing else in the room is tiny...

by Anonymousreply 29September 6, 2022 10:38 AM

What's the tattoo on NF's arm, just below his left hand?

by Anonymousreply 30September 6, 2022 10:40 AM

he is still trying to make it happen, op too!

It didn't happen and it won't happen 😏

by Anonymousreply 31September 6, 2022 10:45 AM

I don't really expect Nicolas to cook - he used far too little cheese and I think his tiny apartment would smell of onions for days (that recipe consisted mostly of the bottled sauce).

But I think he could increase viewership if he'd show us his chubby little pussy lips...maybe rubbin' one out...while whispering the name of the big Italian man who pounded him in the dark on his vacation...

by Anonymousreply 32September 6, 2022 11:05 AM

Where is Nicolas in the line of succession to the throne?

by Anonymousreply 33September 6, 2022 11:06 AM

He does have that contented look of one who has been freshly fucked.

by Anonymousreply 34September 6, 2022 11:08 AM

Oh papà, per favore, fottimi

by Anonymousreply 35September 6, 2022 11:11 AM

[quote]And surely no truly pretentious person would admit to being a Downton Abbey fan?

Hear, Hear!

by Anonymousreply 36September 6, 2022 11:35 AM

If Nicolas were like 10 years younger, and Prince George 20 years older, they'd make a really cute couple.

by Anonymousreply 38September 6, 2022 9:46 PM

He should team up with Aaron Shock and create a Downton Abbey inspired flat. Out ‘n Down Low.

by Anonymousreply 39September 6, 2022 10:04 PM

He obviously puts the accent on, as he tries to do RP, but regularly slips up on certain words.

For example, in the Cotswolds video above, he says "afternoon" in the northern English way - ie "aff-ternoon" rather than "arf-ternoon".

by Anonymousreply 40September 7, 2022 12:56 PM

Is this guy really trying to come across as posh? He seems more like he's going for a general refinement, I don't really hear attempts at a genuine posh accent.

by Anonymousreply 42September 7, 2022 9:37 PM

I am sure he is devastated by the death of his fellow queen.

by Anonymousreply 43September 9, 2022 12:27 AM

His channel had gotten really boring. The novelty has worn off. I think other people feel the same because it took him over a month just to get another thousand subscribers.

by Anonymousreply 44September 11, 2022 8:48 AM

R42 Maybe "posh" was too strong, but he's obviously trying to eliminate any hint of regional accent which doesn't always work as he lets his northern tones seep through at times, presumably when he forgets to suppress it.

He's a social climber essentially; the recent video was a classic example of that. He aspires to be upper middle class and seems to think such people spend all their time in the Cotswolds in quaint farm shops and eating cream teas at stately homes. While some do, the recent video came across like he was trying to tick off a bingo card and hence appears fake.

by Anonymousreply 45September 11, 2022 5:21 PM

He and Oh-Mad Scabies should meet and screw.

by Anonymousreply 46September 11, 2022 6:48 PM

A personal tribute to his mother, the Queen.

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by Anonymousreply 47September 18, 2022 7:06 PM

I don’t mind his teeth, I think people in his region are being forced to go to Turkey because even the private dentists are overbooked for over three years.

If you wants to hang in the Cotswolds he needs to develop some equestrian skills- just my opinion. I wouldn’t mind if he uploaded some pictures of something hanging

I find him cute, but if he’s just a plain old narcissist then all the cuteness gets cancelled

by Anonymousreply 48September 18, 2022 7:29 PM

Nicolas Fairford and Omid Scobie are human fleshlights to douchebros.

by Anonymousreply 49September 19, 2022 9:58 AM

I think he was outside Westminster Abbey with his nose pressed against the glass half-wondering why he wasn't sitting with the invited guests.

by Anonymousreply 50September 19, 2022 11:09 PM

He's always doing something related to afternoon tea.

by Anonymousreply 51September 19, 2022 11:13 PM

He looks terrible in his newest video. Grieving, bad lighting, fillers and Botox is making our Niccy boy look rather bloated:

Watch his first videos and compare. You be the judge!

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by Anonymousreply 52September 23, 2022 4:11 AM

That floppy haircut is doing him no favors.

by Anonymousreply 53September 23, 2022 4:22 AM

Preparing for a gentleman caller.

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by Anonymousreply 54September 25, 2022 11:04 PM

His hair is starting to morph into a Karen haircut, also known as the Kate Gosselin circa 2008.

by Anonymousreply 55September 25, 2022 11:20 PM

Don't care what the teeth look like from behind.

I'd give him a thorough Gronkin', but he might get upset that I wrinkled or stained something.

by Anonymousreply 56September 25, 2022 11:21 PM

LOL

She's a fey Martha Stewart.

by Anonymousreply 57September 25, 2022 11:45 PM

R54 He's so pretty! All the dreams Datalounge has about turning a straight guy gay, he could actually fulfill them if he tried. Dataloungers are never going to forgive him his beauty and youth.

by Anonymousreply 58September 25, 2022 11:45 PM

R58 He's really not that pretty, sorry.

by Anonymousreply 59September 27, 2022 5:56 AM

[quote] He is cute/pretty and I'm sure he would appeal to men with a certain kind of fey-gay fetish and become wealthy very quickly,

Has he met Richard Madden yet...?

by Anonymousreply 60September 27, 2022 6:07 AM

R60 If Dickie takes on Lace Boy, I might see if I can hang onto Froy myself.

by Anonymousreply 61September 27, 2022 6:36 AM

Nic has a video out where he attempts to make a seasonal vahz out of a pumpkin, but because of his limitations (no car) can only find a squat, unshapely pumpkin that doesn't lend itself to long-stemmed flowers. He makes the most of this predicament, creating a memorable centerpiece for a meal of cheezy scones. Bravo, Nic!

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by Anonymousreply 62October 24, 2022 6:03 PM

I'd still throw Nicki over the settee and fuck him senseless 😜

by Anonymousreply 63October 24, 2022 6:36 PM

R63 Don't get cum on the doiley!

by Anonymousreply 64October 24, 2022 6:42 PM

^ Nicki would never let that happen

by Anonymousreply 65October 24, 2022 6:45 PM

[quote]Meth teeth. I dislike his work and him but I am still sad to say that he’s not long for this world. He’s partying way too hard and obsessed with his own degradation.

I think you're mixing him up with Nikocado Avocado.

by Anonymousreply 66October 24, 2022 7:00 PM

Meh. In my day he could have been a high living whore in London, enjoying the beneficence of several wealthy gentlemen.

by Anonymousreply 67October 24, 2022 7:00 PM

He doesn’t know how to say basil…Fawlty pronunciation.

by Anonymousreply 68October 24, 2022 7:20 PM

[quote] a meal of cheezy scones

You do not want to know what he used for cheese in those scones, believe me.

by Anonymousreply 69October 24, 2022 7:47 PM

She's a wannabe Martha Stewart (from the old days, on Sunday mornings, when Martha was at the top of her game).

Alas, she doesn't have the talent. She is relaxing to listen to, however.

by Anonymousreply 70October 24, 2022 10:23 PM

R65 Of course not, he'll have some lovely kerchiefs handy to catch the mess, as well as rinsing himself on the bidet toilet until his pink hole is once again clean enough to placate mommie dearest.

by Anonymousreply 71October 25, 2022 12:21 AM

He's still saving the most interesting subject and storyline; The transition to the trans woman she really is. Don't waste any more of your (and ours) time Nicoline. You'll enjoy your neovagina lots more than your preparation-heavy, dirty bussy and messing the linen every time

by Anonymousreply 72December 17, 2022 2:28 PM

R72 This thing keeps making a sticky mess on my pressed cotton - it has to go!

by Anonymousreply 73December 17, 2022 6:01 PM

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