I'll go first. Bethesda, MD- Leafy and beige.
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 18, 2020 1:36 AM |
The Woodlands, Texas - Trees covering up million dollar McMansions on random golf courses.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 6, 2020 2:22 AM |
Clear Lake, Texas - Nasa nerds with guns
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 6, 2020 2:23 AM |
Arlington, Ma - Crunchy liberal densely populated
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 6, 2020 2:25 AM |
Bethesda : Unbearably dull and cunty. Conservative Country Club denizens who only pretend to be liberal.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 6, 2020 2:25 AM |
Old Greenwich Connecticut: Even the fully-manicured hybrid poodles eat caviar!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 6, 2020 2:36 AM |
Edina MN - Cunts with money.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 6, 2020 2:51 AM |
West Des Moines, like Edina but in Iowa.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 6, 2020 2:53 AM |
Plano Texas. Fucking whitebread “Christian” Republicans who don’t give a shit about anything other than themselves.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 6, 2020 2:56 AM |
Torrington, CT—rural, rundown, remote and depressing
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 6, 2020 2:58 AM |
Ankeny, Iowa. If pumpkin spice were a city...
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 6, 2020 2:58 AM |
Daly City, CA - Fog and Filipinos
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 6, 2020 3:16 AM |
Mountain View California - If Steve Jobs had diarrhea every day for 100 years.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 6, 2020 3:24 AM |
Harvey, IL basically the Newark or Compton of Chicago.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 6, 2020 3:24 AM |
R10... FYI also known as Skankeny!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 6, 2020 3:25 AM |
Naperville, Ill. They're thinking of changing the name of the town to Frau City, Ill.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 6, 2020 3:27 AM |
Alexandria, VA - weird blend of northern charm and southern efficiency
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 6, 2020 3:28 AM |
The Woodlands, Texas - midpoint between the poors on FM 1960 and the poors in Conroe.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 6, 2020 3:32 AM |
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma - the 7th circle.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 6, 2020 3:34 AM |
Ferguson, MO. It’s a real riot!
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 6, 2020 3:35 AM |
Irvine, CA
Beige stucco, white people, flat land and flat feelings.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 6, 2020 3:38 AM |
Mississauga, ON. The mother of all suburbs.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 6, 2020 3:42 AM |
Decatur, Georgia — aka Dickhater; politically and socially progressive compared to most cities in the South. It’s an LGBT haven and the home of the Indigo Girls.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 6, 2020 3:53 AM |
[quote]Oklahoma City, Oklahoma - the 7th circle.
And what exactly would OKC be a suburb of?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 6, 2020 3:55 AM |
Glendora, CA - LAPD cops living with "perfect" families in smoggy white suburbs, bad dye jobs, divorced evangelicals going to SUV churches.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 6, 2020 3:58 AM |
Cologny - happy few, luxurious, quiet yet vulgar.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 6, 2020 4:22 AM |
Not to be pedantic, but only R5, R15 and R19 described suburbs in a sentence. And R22 managed to slip one in there at the end. The rest of you are just using a bunch of phrases.
Sentence = Noun + Verb + Object
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 6, 2020 4:23 AM |
Watts - Naomi do not live here!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 6, 2020 4:25 AM |
R24 sounds like Iowa without smog!
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 6, 2020 4:27 AM |
Sarcelles est le supermarché des grosses bites de rebeu.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 6, 2020 4:27 AM |
Rockville, Maryland, aka North Bethesda.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 6, 2020 4:28 AM |
*Insert random suburb in Quebec to offend Québécois to bring them down to earth*
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 6, 2020 4:29 AM |
R29, I never studied French, but I know enough to know that you used a complete sentence there.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 6, 2020 4:30 AM |
Charlottesville, Virginia (albeit not a suburb): Liberal preppies whose favorite color is madras.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 6, 2020 5:39 AM |
White Bear Lake, MN - We only pretend to be happy.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 6, 2020 5:50 AM |
Alexandria VA—khaki capital of the universe
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 6, 2020 6:47 AM |
I’ve been to White Bear Lake MN!
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 6, 2020 6:47 AM |
Fuck you, R26.
Is that enough of a sentence for you?
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 6, 2020 6:52 AM |
FYI North Bethesda isn't leafy, it's lushly landscaped...and it's not beige, it's neon rainbow bright!
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 6, 2020 7:04 AM |
Franklin, Wisconsin is an over-developed swamp.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 6, 2020 7:14 AM |
Santa Barbara, CA, where the old people come—to visit their parents.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 6, 2020 7:26 AM |
Your Tesla never travels faster than 15mph in Bellevue, WA
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 6, 2020 2:02 PM |
R26. a sentence does not need an object. You should know.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 6, 2020 2:20 PM |
Maplewood NJ - hipsters and gays living in a suburban version of Brooklyn because they have kids.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 6, 2020 2:43 PM |
R40 Santa Barbara is not a suburb.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 6, 2020 2:48 PM |
Giza, one of the world's craters of civilization and home to its most famous and spectacular ancient monuments, is a dump.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 6, 2020 2:59 PM |
Friendswood is neither friendly, nor in the woods. Discuss.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 6, 2020 3:06 PM |
R33, shouldn't that be "Charlottesville, Virginia, where a future governor can wear blackface and get away with it."
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 6, 2020 6:13 PM |
R8, with charming neighbors such as you and your certainly much older and wealthier husband, I cannot imagine why.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 6, 2020 6:15 PM |
Acton, Massachusetts - Incredibly academically competitive and high-pressure environment.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 7, 2020 2:54 AM |
R36, what took you to White Bear Lake?
My husband and I lived there for five years. Between the apartments beside and above ours, we went through probably a dozen neighbors. I’ve never heard so much fighting in my life!
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 7, 2020 6:56 PM |
Belvedere, CA. Somewhere has to be better than Tiburon.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 7, 2020 8:50 PM |
Hingham, Massachusetts. The prettiest Main Street in America.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 7, 2020 8:54 PM |
Actually R8, PLano has seen huge influx of CAers and Asians from LA, corporate cash infusions, so it is a bipolar town with yuppie driving out rednecks.
Anyway, Palm Springs - Death Panel.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 7, 2020 9:05 PM |
R43, we're practically neighbors. Summit, NJ - Where the anorexic/bulimic wives of portly Wall Street execs jog and do yoga.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 7, 2020 9:16 PM |
Clayton, MO: inner ring suburb, beautiful residential areas, more class A office space in it's small downtown than downtown St. Louis, excellent proximity to shopping. public transportation and public parks and anchored on it's east end by a major university.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 7, 2020 9:19 PM |
55 posts and nary a clever reply.
OP did set the tone though.
As if "leafy and beige" would not apply to just about any upscale suburb
Leafy suburb = crisp white shirt = trademark of hack writers everywhere
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 7, 2020 9:28 PM |
R56 your off-topic reply had me envious of your sparkling wit and razor sharp cleverness. NOT!
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 7, 2020 9:33 PM |
r50 I once had speakers from White Bear Lake. Sorry to hear about all those shitty neighbors, Ernst.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 7, 2020 9:59 PM |
Why do people like r26 destroy threads? You're a thread Nazi, r26.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 7, 2020 10:27 PM |
White Bear Lake, MN is where, in the early '60s that lady murdered her adopted child.
Her family and neighbors all knew she did it and yet she got away with it!
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 7, 2020 10:58 PM |
Newport Beach, CA - I'm a middle-aged, right leaning, privileged, white divorcee with a water view and more wine than I can drink!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 7, 2020 11:55 PM |
[R31], they're permanently offended. And nothing can bring them down to earth. They're horrible, just 'orrible.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 7, 2020 11:58 PM |
The Main Line - Philadelphia, PA - unpleasant people and underwhelming food.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 8, 2020 12:01 AM |
r26 = pussy smells so bad she has to live in the country, away from other humans and animals.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 8, 2020 12:02 AM |
El Segundo, CA - Where the sewers meet the sea.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 8, 2020 1:27 AM |
Marin County, CA - Former hippies, entitled yuppies, and their insufferable children.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 8, 2020 1:28 AM |
Bodega Bay, CA. - Where the dirt meets the sea!
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 8, 2020 2:47 AM |
Concord, Mass - Acton's charming colonial neighbor with a heckuva cheese shop!
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 8, 2020 3:16 AM |
Scottsdale, AZ -Douchebags, boob jobs and golf
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 8, 2020 3:29 AM |
Interesting, R58.
I worked in Forest Lake about 15 minutes away. Everyone in WBL said FL was trashy, the FL people said WBL was stuck up. Both were a little right.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 8, 2020 3:34 AM |
Sewickley, PA - Entitled enclave with too many country clubs, surrounded by mill towns.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 8, 2020 3:38 AM |
Wilton Manors, FL - Where you can recognize the gay-owned homes by their illuminated landscaping.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 8, 2020 3:41 AM |
Wilton Manors, FL - Where you can recognize the gay-owned homes by their illuminated landscaping.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 8, 2020 3:41 AM |
*Have no idea how that posted twice, though it is not unlike Wilton Manors to repeat itself.
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 8, 2020 3:43 AM |
Evanston, IL - Learned, liberal elite living in frozen mansions.
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 8, 2020 3:49 AM |
Well, I'm gonna borrow this from Harry Shearer who has been on radio forever:
Santa Monica, CA: Home of the homeless. (that's Harry--it's great).
Santa Monica, CA: Mecca of disappointed tourists everywhere. But the weather used to be nice.
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 8, 2020 4:02 AM |
Alameda, CA: It’s where hipsters go to breed.
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 8, 2020 4:04 AM |
Darien, CT. Stuck between Norwalk and Stamford. Greenwich's little brother.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 8, 2020 4:13 AM |
Lakeside, California. It is the redneck, trashy, deplorable, Alabama of San Diego. But we go to church for 1 hour a week so we're perfect people.
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 8, 2020 4:35 AM |
Falls Church Virginia, the shitty little city.
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 8, 2020 4:41 AM |
Edmond Oklahoma, upscale Christian rednecks.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 8, 2020 6:11 AM |
mclean va: horsey and haughty.
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 8, 2020 9:17 PM |
Plano, TX was never anything more than people in big houses who were mortgaged to the max.
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 17, 2020 2:59 AM |
Anthem, AZ: we're not Scottsdale - but we think we are!
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 17, 2020 3:09 AM |
Fountain Hills, AZ: "Our impressive fountain was once the largest in the world."
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 17, 2020 4:07 AM |
Gaithersburg, MD is NOT “Potomac-adjacent”.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 17, 2020 7:17 AM |
R86 Or Gaithersburg MD : Simultaneously Trashy AND Snobby.
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 17, 2020 9:18 AM |
Roslyn, NY: the Jappiest JAPs who’ve ever Japped
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 17, 2020 9:45 AM |
Lexington, Mass: Norman Rockwell meets Lululemon.
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 17, 2020 6:46 PM |
The Villages, FL - Old, nasty Republicans with lots of STDs and chain restaurants galore.
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 17, 2020 6:52 PM |
A lot of these are just angry people venting about their neighbors whom they do not like. Well, guess what...
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 18, 2020 1:06 AM |
Mountain Brook, Alabama, nicknamed "The Tiny Kingdom," considers itself the old-money suburb of Birmingham, which is laughable since Birmingham was founded in 1870. They have a fetishistic obsession with the "right" country clubs, charitable organizations, debutante balls, fraternities and sororities, etc. The Mountain Brook accent sounds like a Southern variation on Locust Valley Lockjaw.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 18, 2020 1:34 AM |
Hialeah, FL: "¡Ay coño!"
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 18, 2020 1:36 AM |
