Keep your legs closed to other men slut. It will grow back in two weeks. Just grind your ass against the couch until it’s back like a cat in heat.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 7, 2021 7:41 PM |
Hw won't be able to tickle your mussy :(
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 7, 2021 7:42 PM |
throw all his stuff into the street!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 7, 2021 7:43 PM |
Did you inform him that there will be no sex until the beard grows back? Make sure that you do, and also be sure to tell him how bad he looks, and that he has no chin.
Then come back here and tell us how he reacted
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 7, 2021 7:46 PM |
So fuck him from behind till it grows back.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 7, 2021 8:00 PM |
This shit happened to me too! Low key traumatizing. It will return to normal in 1 week or so when the beard starts growing back.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 7, 2021 8:03 PM |
Go on a very expensive vacation and charge it to his credit card. When you come back his beard will have grown back.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 7, 2021 8:12 PM |
Covers those Nasolabial folds too.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 7, 2021 8:14 PM |
[quote] Keep your legs closed to other men slut. It will grow back in two weeks.
I advise you to keep your legs close to him until his beard grows back. If it doesn't grow back, find a replacement with a chin.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 7, 2021 8:17 PM |
that’s a damn shame but hysterical
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 7, 2021 8:19 PM |
That’s a deal breaker. Kick him to the curb.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 7, 2021 8:34 PM |
[quote] he looks like shit
Put him in the toilet.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 7, 2021 9:07 PM |
Smother him in his sleep. It's the kind thing to do.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 7, 2021 9:08 PM |
Is your boyfriend named Pete?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 7, 2021 9:09 PM |
This is your fault.
You always dig around for photos of a man you're planning on dating when he didn't have a beard just so you know what he's hiding.
Always.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 7, 2021 9:12 PM |
staple a merkin to his chin.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 7, 2021 9:13 PM |
Is your BF's name Mutt? This sounds like a story line from Schitts Creek. Alexis was upset he didn't ask her before shaving. (Mutt did look hot with the beard, but with that body it didn't really matter.)
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 7, 2021 9:39 PM |
What does "like no chin" mean?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 7, 2021 10:09 PM |
