Miss Piggy: abusive, mercurial, prone to fits of envy, possessive to a degree that surpasseth amphibian understanding and yet a complete flirt; yet she was also a committed performer with a professional resume that many actresses would envy. There was vulnerability there and expressed in a way that made me think that she had to be based on actual stage divas.
Lucy Van Pelt: just as bad as Miss Piggy, minus the talent, and unable to take "no" for an answer. She harassed Schroeder for literally fifty years and I always wondered how the hell she ever got into his house as often as she did (I guess the fact that Schroeder was so obsessed with practice meant that he never bothered to tell his parents not to let her in when she visited). Lucy had her vulnerable moments as well and Schroeder was not above making very ungentlemanly comments to her, so she got as good as she gave overall.
Daisy Duck: miles away from the other two and often presented as the voice of reason/only sane girl by Carl Barks and the cartoons, on her off days she clearly had a dark side/temper as bad as Donald and strung him along by dating his worst rival, the insufferable fuck known as Gladstone Gander. Interestingly, although he portrayed her mostly with sympathy, Carl Barks hated her and considered her "a loose woman" and "a shrew", possible for the two aforementioned reasons.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 5, 2020 10:37 AM |
Petunia Pig was in no way toxic. She was Frau-adjacent, but other than her only cartoon appearance, where she was indeed toxic, she was a completely decent person much put-upon by the eccentricities of her loopy friends.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 5, 2020 5:15 AM |
Teela was shady as fuck and don’t get me started on her predecessor who threw balls of light.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 5, 2020 5:28 AM |
I left off Olive Oyl and Veronica Lodge...
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 5, 2020 5:43 AM |
Lucy Van Pelt no one's girlfriend. She harassed little gayling Schroeder into being her boyfriend but the boy was not having it.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 5, 2020 6:11 AM |
Lois Lane is one jerk! Always getting into trouble expecting Superman to swoop in and save the day.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 5, 2020 6:27 AM |
I hate Lois Lane. Vicki Vale = fine. Lois Lane = cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 5, 2020 6:31 AM |
I found Sally Brown more annoying than Lucy.
How about that little tramp Smurfette?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 5, 2020 7:25 AM |
I hated Smurfette. But to give her her due, she wasn't;t ever anyone's girlfriend.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 5, 2020 7:53 AM |
Foghorn Leghorn found Miss Prissy to be insufferable.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 5, 2020 9:06 AM |
Miss Prissy the hen who was always after Foghorn Leghorn.
And OP, DON'T YOU DARE SAY A WORD AGAINST MISS PIGGY!!! She is everything we wanted to be as gaylings, from her sass to her style to the man's hand up her ass.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 5, 2020 9:23 AM |
Among super-hero girlfriends, the Silver Age Iris West, girlfriend of the Flash, was the coldest, most emasculating bitch there was.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 5, 2020 9:32 AM |
Lorna Dane AKA Polaris. Crazy greenhead with daddy issues.
How appropriate that one of her many codenames was Pestilence.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 5, 2020 10:26 AM |
Lorna was usually lovely, R16 - she just had the odd wobbly moment.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 5, 2020 10:37 AM |
