Mike Johnson's Christmas Card

Where's the adopted black son?

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by Anonymousreply 42February 17, 2024 2:18 AM

he has a lovely guest house in the fields

by Anonymousreply 2December 26, 2023 7:58 PM

He's in his 2 bedroom condo waiting for his white daddy to cum over & ride his hard black cock.

by Anonymousreply 3December 26, 2023 8:02 PM

Is this a "When You'll see it, you'll shit bricks !" photo ?

by Anonymousreply 4December 26, 2023 8:06 PM

Maybe "Nestor" is his roomate!!

by Anonymousreply 5December 26, 2023 8:08 PM

You bitchy queens... We keep our black son in the backyard!

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by Anonymousreply 6December 26, 2023 8:14 PM

feel so sorry for those kids because they think it is normal the way they are being raised. Also when the big discovery about him that is going to take him out of the speakership comes out, the kids will have to deal with that too. If he had just stayed quiet no one would have found out. These Republican men are so stupid

by Anonymousreply 7December 26, 2023 8:22 PM

In the back doing the chores to earn his keep.

by Anonymousreply 8December 26, 2023 8:22 PM

The boy in the cream-colored sweater looks mean.

by Anonymousreply 10December 26, 2023 8:28 PM

Gross family. Sharing jerk off alerts with your midget, elfin dad if you're one of the white sons. Being guilted into promising to remain pure and controlled by your midget, elfin dad until you can be controlled by your (most likely) midget, moronic husband if you're one of the daughters. Being ridden and hidden by an evil midget who tries to pass you off as his child, to stay in the closet while he destroys democracy, if you're the black "son". The horrid wife, who "counsels" gay kids straight.

The only silver lining in this photo is they aren't holding firearms.

by Anonymousreply 11December 26, 2023 8:29 PM

Talk about being the black sheep on the family....not even included in the pic??

by Anonymousreply 12December 26, 2023 9:52 PM

What is that blond boy doing up behind him?

by Anonymousreply 13December 26, 2023 10:06 PM

Why does the guy standing behind him look like he's wearing some sort of chastity device?

by Anonymousreply 14December 26, 2023 10:09 PM

The boy on the left has a lantern jaw.

by Anonymousreply 16December 26, 2023 10:16 PM

Are the two girls tasked with looking after their brothers?

by Anonymousreply 17December 26, 2023 11:17 PM

[quote] Mike Johnson's Christmas Photo Raises Questions

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by Anonymousreply 18December 26, 2023 11:23 PM

Which son, in the photo, is he on the joint porn snitch app with?

by Anonymousreply 19December 26, 2023 11:25 PM

[quote]House Speaker Mike Johnson posted a family Christmas photo on social media without his adoptive son, Michael

R18 The son adopted him? Oh dear, Newsweek.

by Anonymousreply 20December 26, 2023 11:43 PM

Dad and the eldest son to his right have smelling cookies face for days.

by Anonymousreply 21December 27, 2023 12:41 AM

Given eldest son's daddy issues, I think I may have a chance with him. Anyone have his email?

by Anonymousreply 22December 27, 2023 12:49 AM

That quote on the card is frightening

by Anonymousreply 23December 27, 2023 3:41 AM

Why no matching christmas pajamas or assault rifles?

by Anonymousreply 24December 27, 2023 5:30 AM

Does he have the porn pact with both sons or just the oldest.

by Anonymousreply 25December 27, 2023 5:35 AM

Looks like a particularly horrific Christian music album cover

by Anonymousreply 26December 27, 2023 5:42 AM

^ Looks like a particularly horrific Christian family

FIFY

by Anonymousreply 27December 27, 2023 5:47 AM

I assume he has the porn monitoring arrangement with the oldest son, but it's still creepy. The press should ask Johnson why he is engaged in something like that, but they are too timid to do so.

by Anonymousreply 28December 27, 2023 7:16 AM

lol I doubt 'government' was what the original Biblical text read. I bet it was 'house' or 'city' or 'kingdom.'

by Anonymousreply 29December 27, 2023 2:45 PM

He’s holding the camera. But didn’t get a “photograph by” credit.

by Anonymousreply 30December 27, 2023 4:24 PM

[quote] the big discovery about him that is going to take him out of the speakership comes out

Is there something you’d like to share with the class?

by Anonymousreply 31December 27, 2023 9:33 PM

R31 It’s probably something to do with the hot Black teen boy he befriended and then “adopted.”

by Anonymousreply 32December 27, 2023 9:59 PM

The adopted black son was conveniently out of town,set up by Dad

by Anonymousreply 33February 15, 2024 6:09 AM

Color-coordinated, of course. Nothing is real in his world, all a facade. He appears to have had electrolysis on his face to erase any danger of pesky five o'clock shadow.

by Anonymousreply 34February 15, 2024 8:12 AM

I wonder, like everyone, which porn is allowed and which is off limits?

by Anonymousreply 35February 15, 2024 9:34 AM

Being from the UK I had no idea who this guy was till I looked him up. But from the photo alone I could tell he and his wife were Republican/right wing.

What I read was worse than I expected. According to his Wikpedia article he's called gay people "sinful", "destructive", and a "deviant group," which is extreme even for a Republican.

by Anonymousreply 36February 15, 2024 10:07 AM

Truthfully, it’s been a major part of the Republican playbook since the 1950’s. To steal from the general populous on a daily basis ( phenomenally huge government contracts, massive tax breaks) you have to take control of the sheeples and manipulate them and own them.

by Anonymousreply 37February 15, 2024 12:03 PM

And with him so obviously gay, R36. Amazing isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 38February 15, 2024 12:05 PM

Both Gaetz and Johnson lie about their sons...a LOT...

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by Anonymousreply 39February 16, 2024 8:09 PM

The wife looks like Elizabitch Hasselbeck. The daughter on the left (23) looks like a 40 year old soccer mom who has put her vagina in retirement.

by Anonymousreply 40February 16, 2024 8:15 PM

At least they’re not all holding guns.

by Anonymousreply 41February 17, 2024 1:38 AM

I bet he fucks all of them at night

by Anonymousreply 42February 17, 2024 2:18 AM

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