Menopause is not being kind to Kimberly Guilfoyle

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by Anonymousreply 123June 11, 2019 10:45 PM

They are both disgusting and they deserve each other.

by Anonymousreply 1August 29, 2018 9:16 PM

The face will get softer, which for her may be a gift. I don't think it will help. This is one hard looking woman.

by Anonymousreply 2August 29, 2018 9:16 PM

She looks like a gay man at 50.

by Anonymousreply 3August 29, 2018 9:16 PM

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by Anonymousreply 4August 29, 2018 9:18 PM

That's some trans 'chick', isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 6August 29, 2018 9:20 PM

Can menopause soften a face full of fillers?

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by Anonymousreply 7August 29, 2018 9:22 PM

STOP THE PRESSES! People get old and ugly.

by Anonymousreply 9August 29, 2018 9:24 PM

Menopause is a tough bitch, R7, and will not only soften her face, but make it fall down and cry.

Life is not kind to this cunt, but I'm figuring she's only getting what she deserves.

by Anonymousreply 10August 29, 2018 9:25 PM

Somewhere there's a beautiful portrait in an attic.

by Anonymousreply 11August 29, 2018 9:42 PM

Sorry in advance for perhaps sounding obtuse and downright dim, but: Who the hell is this trans-looking non-entity?

Btw, I'm not talking about Donny Jr ... though one might as well refer not to that 'lady' (?) with the vomit-inducing looks as a trans-looking non-entity, but to him.

by Anonymousreply 12August 29, 2018 9:43 PM

She is a mess. But she always was.

by Anonymousreply 13August 29, 2018 9:44 PM

Only someone as stupid as Junior Mint would marry a nasty old tranny like Kimberly.

by Anonymousreply 14August 29, 2018 9:46 PM

R12 She is a former Fox News "personality" who was recently fired by the network for harassment (showing dick pics to underlings, being verbally abusive, using make up people for non-work related events) She is a social climbing, right wing loony who used to be married to Gavin Newsom, the progressive/liberal who is going to become the governor of California in November (we haven't held the election yet, but it's a given). She is courtesan to Trump Jr. who is a target of the Mueller investigation and likely to be indicted for lying to the FBI

by Anonymousreply 15August 29, 2018 9:49 PM

Gavin Newsom married her once upon a time. But why???

by Anonymousreply 16August 29, 2018 9:50 PM

DM comments calling her "Manberly." LOL.

by Anonymousreply 17August 29, 2018 9:54 PM

Is she really ONLY 49? She looks 59.

by Anonymousreply 18August 29, 2018 9:55 PM

Highly questionable anal hygiene

by Anonymousreply 19August 29, 2018 9:55 PM

She looks like a fatter Gina Gershon.

by Anonymousreply 20August 29, 2018 9:56 PM

R15, thx, that's pretty much what I expected to hear upon looking at this, ummm, 'person'.

by Anonymousreply 21August 29, 2018 9:59 PM

Other DM comment "Too much sausage, too little casing."

by Anonymousreply 23August 29, 2018 10:04 PM

Wow a chubby Gina Gershon is right Wonder how she packed on the weight so quickly ? Mc Donald’s at 3 am with Trnupster ?

by Anonymousreply 25August 29, 2018 10:35 PM

Donna has become pretty fat recently, too.

by Anonymousreply 26August 29, 2018 10:50 PM

If she had stayed with Gavin Newsom she would be married to the future governor of California.

Instead, she’s desperately clinging to a future jailbird she’ll be writing in prison, whose father will be in prison too. They’ll both be broke and have nothing to offer her. Why did she get involved with these people? She has no political principals at all, so it’s not hero worship. And she looks like Don Jr’s mother. Why is he with her?

by Anonymousreply 28August 29, 2018 11:01 PM

Because he's into trans-looking chicks, that's why.

by Anonymousreply 29August 29, 2018 11:37 PM

I think she had a facelift at some point. She has that big mouth bass look going on. It wasn't as bad when she was with Newsome.

by Anonymousreply 30August 29, 2018 11:44 PM

Remember when the white supremacist lawyer's dogs attacked and killed a lesbian in San Francisco? They were neighbors in the same building and it happened in the hallway.

Kimberly went after the White Supremacists hammer and tongs. Seriously.

Apparently she, uh, got over it.

by Anonymousreply 31August 29, 2018 11:51 PM

Daisy Duck wants her lips back.

by Anonymousreply 32August 29, 2018 11:54 PM

Will a wide mouth bass mating with a tight butt hole spawn normal looking kids? Or will IT get the worst features of both?

by Anonymousreply 33August 30, 2018 12:01 AM

FOX News likely hold all their female “personalities” to strict weight requirements in order to keep their jobs.

She’s probably just let herself go now that she no longer works there.

by Anonymousreply 34August 30, 2018 12:01 AM

There's a lot of things wrong with this woman, but I'd say her body isn't really one of them. This was from late May, but maybe she's put on some weight since then. But yes, that photo has some serious photoshopping.

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by Anonymousreply 35August 30, 2018 12:07 AM

At least she can't give him 5 more kids

by Anonymousreply 36August 30, 2018 12:14 AM

Her “relationship” with Jr. is strictly about her angling for a job in the White House. She’s scheming and conniving.

by Anonymousreply 37August 30, 2018 12:23 AM

Gorgeous woman and a patriotic American. Being best for our country.

by Anonymousreply 38August 30, 2018 12:31 AM

I normally wouldn’t ridicule a middle aged woman for her swelling belly and tree trunk thighs. Time has its effect on all of us.

But KG has always been so insufferably arrogant about her appearance and how hot and irresistible she is to men, so, well, Im game! She looks like the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade Balloon of a Fox bimbo.

by Anonymousreply 40August 30, 2018 12:47 AM

Am I the only one who thinks she looks Jr in drag?

by Anonymousreply 41August 30, 2018 12:49 AM

Trump and the Vairst Letty think Kimberly is the perfect partner for the chinless wonder if Jr. makes a run for the White House in 2024.

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by Anonymousreply 42August 30, 2018 12:50 AM

I hope they run and get the nomination. Nothing could whip up Dem enthusiasm more than the prospect of having another Trump in the White House.

by Anonymousreply 43August 30, 2018 12:53 AM

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by Anonymousreply 44August 30, 2018 12:55 AM

KG looks like a hard-boiled egg.

Also, she could lose 5 lbs. instantly… if she took off her wig.

by Anonymousreply 45August 30, 2018 12:58 AM

She’s packed on the pounds. And her face looks extra “frozen”.

by Anonymousreply 46August 30, 2018 1:03 AM

What the fuck was Gavin Newsom doing married to this freak? At least it was only 5yrs, and all his kids are with his 2nd wife.

by Anonymousreply 47August 30, 2018 1:04 AM

R52 Junior doesn't have the IT factor that makes his disgusting father so revered by the great unwashed. None of his brats do. He's an asshole, but not the kind that excites people.

by Anonymousreply 48August 30, 2018 1:11 AM

She looked human back then, R47. She also wasn't a racist, America-hating rightwingnut at that time.

by Anonymousreply 49August 30, 2018 1:14 AM

Kimberly used to speak on Fox how hot she thought Ben Carson was.

But she's got Junior Mint now. Maybe the two really belong together until Junior heads to prison.

by Anonymousreply 50August 30, 2018 1:15 AM

It is good to know Gavin didn't once fall in love with a Deplorable. She was a pre-Deplorable, but how could he have known that?

by Anonymousreply 51August 30, 2018 1:18 AM

Oops. Here's Guilfoyle in her more human Mrs. Gavin Newsom days.

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by Anonymousreply 52August 30, 2018 1:20 AM

There’s no denying she was beautiful when she was young. Go ahead and deny it, you bitter queen.

But she’s a monster. And now she’s a fat monster. Bwahahahaha!

by Anonymousreply 54August 30, 2018 2:03 AM

What's that stain on her sofa?

by Anonymousreply 55August 30, 2018 2:08 AM

Remember she pounced on the married Scaramucci after he was appointed WH communications director. She even went as far as leaking to the press that she was under consideration to replace Huckabeast

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by Anonymousreply 56August 30, 2018 2:13 AM

[quote] I think she had a facelift at some point.

You think?

by Anonymousreply 58August 30, 2018 2:29 AM

Could it be Botox and fillers alone?

by Anonymousreply 59August 30, 2018 2:32 AM

I think it’s all fillers.

by Anonymousreply 60August 30, 2018 2:34 AM

She's nothing but a succubus.....

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by Anonymousreply 62August 30, 2018 2:38 AM

Neither is that ugly blue dress.

by Anonymousreply 63August 30, 2018 2:40 AM

She looks like she could star in the new Real Housewives of Trashtown series.

by Anonymousreply 64August 30, 2018 2:41 AM

She has Gore-Tex implants in her face plus lots of filler.

by Anonymousreply 65August 30, 2018 2:44 AM

lost her looks and her mind.

horrible hair extensions.

by Anonymousreply 66August 30, 2018 2:47 AM

What is wrong with her face and hair? By which I’m asking, why are they so horrible?

by Anonymousreply 67August 30, 2018 2:54 AM

R67, it's all very harsh looking.

by Anonymousreply 68August 30, 2018 2:57 AM

In a Jackie Susann way, r68.

by Anonymousreply 69August 30, 2018 2:59 AM

Her Instagram is hilarious. She’s completely tragic.

by Anonymousreply 70August 30, 2018 2:59 AM

Not sure if it's menopause (or perimenopause) alone. She could have just put on weight since she no longer has to be as thin for TV. Also, it looks like she's gone the too much fillers, botox or plastic surgery route.

The main culprit is probably guzzling all that horrible Trump sperm. She used to brag about her blowjobs when she was married to Gavin Newsom.

by Anonymousreply 71August 30, 2018 3:01 AM

Classy.

Imagine how she growls when she tries to put on a dress that used to fit and it looks like a sausage skin on her. Throws it across the room with a curse! There’s a big pile of them there.

by Anonymousreply 72August 30, 2018 1:44 PM

Oh I thought she was pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 73August 30, 2018 2:11 PM

Too bad you can't W&W a link, r42. That Hollywood Life article deserves one -- it's priceless! I nearly split my sides.

A Trump 2 presidency with First Lady Guilfoyle Trump!

To be followed by the Trump 3 presidency, featuring Eric with FL Noah Cyrus.

Why, they've got the flying pig vote sewn up (thanks to all the gerrymandering).

by Anonymousreply 74August 30, 2018 2:24 PM

Since her heart became cold as ice and she became a Republican shill, her body has begun reacting and turning her outsides to match her insides. She's clearly a social climbing whore, so Roger Ailes was right about that. And I bet she went down on him, too, because she's the type to sleep with and fuck whoever she can to get ahead.

Alternatively, Junior, since he is a taxidermist, could have stuffed and preserved her in a Death Becomes Her-style, and she will only start looking weirder and weirder as the spackle and industrial paint build up.

I also ascribe to the sperm theory - she started cumguzzling evil men to get ahead, so she ingested their demonic proteins that are slowly overtaking her grifter DNA. Soon she will be able to shoot flame from her fingertips. I wouldn't want to be her makeup person or clothier!

by Anonymousreply 75August 30, 2018 2:40 PM

POTUS must have been over for a visit R55

by Anonymousreply 77August 30, 2018 5:18 PM

[quote]A Trump 2 presidency with First Lady Guilfoyle Trump!

A klassy kouple for our klassy kountry.

by Anonymousreply 78August 30, 2018 5:20 PM

She's hideous, truly hideous. Like a badly drawn cartoon.

by Anonymousreply 79August 30, 2018 6:31 PM

Like R35 I'm wondering...this a Bit, right? You're just picking up on a criticism that will hurt her the most?

I understand your despising this woman because of her nefariousness and grift, and making mock--but she's not really fat. Curvy, maybe. She does have a slight belly like most females naturally do, and her calves have a shape which again is normal/healthy. That's not obesity. If anything she was too skinny on Fox, and for some reason thought she could get away with Anorexic Mantis 'shops after (the hysterical skeletal mods @R4...)

I guess that's the Bit and I'm ruining it. Even so it must be stressed that this is a normal-sized middle-aged woman, in case of confusion (and I realise that Americans aren't used to seeing normal-sized women).

by Anonymousreply 80August 30, 2018 8:35 PM

Oh do fuck straight off, r80

by Anonymousreply 81August 30, 2018 9:02 PM

She really was beautiful in that pic with Newsom.

The irony is, she'd probably look fine today -- a bit aged, sure, but not Cruella de Vil scary -- if she hadn't bought into that Fox doctrine of all women needing to look skinny/ longhaired/ slutty/ plastic at all times and fucked with her face.

by Anonymousreply 82August 30, 2018 9:09 PM

[quote]I guess that's the Bit and I'm ruining it

WTF is "Bit?"

by Anonymousreply 83August 30, 2018 9:16 PM

This woman, if that's what she is, and I would check her birth certificate before I credential her, needs a maxi pause. I am sure Jr. is hunting her like he does any other animal of the kingdom.

by Anonymousreply 86August 30, 2018 9:52 PM

The only good thing about that pic at R42 is that it looks like they're leaving.

by Anonymousreply 87August 30, 2018 10:20 PM

She has piano legs like Hillary.

She must not own a full length mirror.

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by Anonymousreply 89August 31, 2018 10:45 PM

She’s really gone to shit since leaving FOX.

by Anonymousreply 90August 31, 2018 10:59 PM

Dead!

@MollyJongFast

Two human people smiling like humans do when they have the normal feelings that humans have but surprise they’re both made of high quality polymers.

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by Anonymousreply 91September 2, 2018 4:20 PM

R89 Ewwwww. Ugly and shapeless and you can tell it's nothing but cottage cheese in the back. Never heard the term "piano legs" though. I always called them cankles.

by Anonymousreply 92September 12, 2018 3:11 PM

Why would she accentuate the cankle with those cheesecutter Roman sandles?

by Anonymousreply 94September 12, 2018 3:25 PM

Who knew that Junior is seeing Caitlyn?

by Anonymousreply 95September 12, 2018 3:38 PM

The pause hasn’t hit me yet, but not all women get fat and gross. I know lots of women who keep it together. It just takes discipline and caring. But, as I understand it, the pause makes you not give a fuck anymore.

Her biggest problem is that she’s not dressing her new body. A nice dress that fits would go a long way.

And large breasts are appealing when they belong to a young woman. Large breasts on an older woman usually look matronly. Sophia Loren was able to pull it off.

by Anonymousreply 96September 12, 2018 3:41 PM

She looks like Big Ang (may she rest in peace with the angels!).

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by Anonymousreply 97September 12, 2018 3:46 PM

[quote]Large breasts on an older woman usually look matronly.

Say what, honey?

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by Anonymousreply 98September 12, 2018 4:29 PM

Those strappy sandals should not go anywhere NEAR ankles or feet that have any plumpness to them. And that image is Exhibit A: they are just unspeakably gross on her.

by Anonymousreply 99September 12, 2018 4:33 PM

She has that rat-eating, Restylane addled smirk that reminds me of the alien Diana from “V”.

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by Anonymousreply 100September 12, 2018 4:37 PM

She couldn't lick Diana's boots! She could have been the congressman's evil wife who gets shot by a phaser in an episode.

by Anonymousreply 101September 12, 2018 4:47 PM

Her body in that blue dress reminds me of Blanche in her wedding dress

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by Anonymousreply 102September 12, 2018 4:52 PM

Can you imagine how tight and stinky that vagina must be?

by Anonymousreply 103September 12, 2018 4:54 PM

Fashions change, Kimberley. No one serious wears skin-tight over the knee color block secretary/ newscaster dresses anymore. Buy some fucking midi skirts with volume and some poplin striped shirts and cashmere.

by Anonymousreply 104September 12, 2018 4:54 PM

How much do you want to bet she is a binge and purge kind of gal? She eats her emotions.

by Anonymousreply 105September 12, 2018 6:42 PM

R104, thank you. Im surprised she’s not wearing those platform shoes that look like hooves. She’s that tacky and behind the times.

by Anonymousreply 106September 12, 2018 9:25 PM

I googled "Kimberly Guilfoyle fat stupid slut" and this thread was first on the list.

by Anonymousreply 107June 4, 2019 3:09 AM

Who can get past her disgusting plastic suguried and Botoxed mess of a face!

by Anonymousreply 108June 4, 2019 3:28 AM

What was her excuse before menopause?

by Anonymousreply 109June 4, 2019 3:31 AM

Pooh Bear gets her Junior Mint cock.

by Anonymousreply 110June 4, 2019 3:37 AM

She better keep her distance from Michael.

by Anonymousreply 111June 4, 2019 3:41 AM

These two people are complete opposites on the political spectrum. One is way way over on the left and one is way way over on the right. There is one thing that brings them together. One. It is what makes them very unlikely bedfellows. Not that they would get into bed together. I mean, I don't think that would happen. Yeah, that would be the blind of the century if that ever transpired. I previously have discussed one of the people in this pairing. He is an A list California politician who has some moments caught on camera that he would really like to not have come out. Most of these moments involve drug use and some sexual situations that are worthy of a 70's porn film director with a vivid imagination and multiple people at his disposal. Over the past year, this politician has been forced to discuss the situation with someone which then caused the other person to join in the crusade. He has his own reasons for not wanting the recordings to be made public. Although, they would like to own the recordings, this unlikely pair would be perfectly happy to have them destroyed too. The problem they have faced from the onset is that money is not going to be a factor. The person in possession of the recordings is wealthier than both of the parties by a lot. I mean it isn't even close. So, while it lasts, this secret alliance is one for the books and something no one would ever conceive occurring. Left: Gavin Newsom (Governor of California) (ex-wife Kimberly Guilfoyle) Right: Donald Trump Jr. (dating Kimberly Guilfoyle) Owner of recordings: Billy Getty Actually the 3 way was KG/BG/GN,,

by Anonymousreply 112June 4, 2019 4:05 AM

She prosecuted the dog murder case of Diane Whipple. The dog owners were the freaks, Marjory Knoller and Robert Noel. Remember they were in the process of adopting a full grown felon? Ga-Ross!

by Anonymousreply 113June 4, 2019 4:32 AM

Kimby is 1/2 Puerto Rican. She was even in La Raza. She def didn’t change for the better.

by Anonymousreply 114June 4, 2019 4:39 AM

Yes I think Ailes used to call her a Puerto Rican whore. LOL!

I assume that's because she polished his helmet in order to get on the network. I can so see her doing it. At least his vast belly would have blocked her view of his face as he grunted and licked his lips. I wonder if she swallowed? From the looks of her these days, my suspicion is she did.

by Anonymousreply 115June 11, 2019 4:13 PM

Great byline Ann. Although, you should talk. Your husbear and his second family all wrapped in a Malibu-Beverly Hills bow.

by Anonymousreply 116June 11, 2019 4:18 PM

What's going on with that bitch's mouth? Does Donnie J beat her? She looks like somebody has popper her in the kisser a few times.

by Anonymousreply 117June 11, 2019 4:40 PM

Those pics are from August. What does she look like now?

....oh.

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by Anonymousreply 118June 11, 2019 5:11 PM

Eww. She has huge areolas.

by Anonymousreply 119June 11, 2019 5:19 PM

Still looks like a 2 bit tarted up call girl.

by Anonymousreply 120June 11, 2019 5:20 PM

Gross. Why the hell is looking like what is depicted in R118's pic considered beautiful?

by Anonymousreply 121June 11, 2019 5:24 PM

She looks like a bossy top, dressing her lovers in a ball gag and dog collar.

by Anonymousreply 122June 11, 2019 5:28 PM

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