Lukas Gage now married to Chris Appleton after just getting engaged this month

Honey, this is going to be more disastrous than Whitney Houston’s performance in Waiting to Exhale.

by Anonymousreply 4April 25, 2023 12:24 AM

Did they learn nothing from Colton Haynes and Jeff Leathem?

by Anonymousreply 5April 25, 2023 12:25 AM

Maybe it's true love and they'll last forever.

by Anonymousreply 6April 25, 2023 12:27 AM

R4 Terrible metaphor, she was not that bad.

by Anonymousreply 7April 25, 2023 12:29 AM

I see Keith Urban sent a wig to dress up Lukas for his big day.

by Anonymousreply 8April 25, 2023 12:30 AM

Did Chris get married shirtless in a white suit?

by Anonymousreply 10April 25, 2023 12:31 AM

R10 it looks like they got married in Seigfried and Roy’s castoffs

by Anonymousreply 11April 25, 2023 12:32 AM

Wow the jealousy is palpable. I’m happy for them.

by Anonymousreply 13April 25, 2023 12:37 AM

I hope it works out - they are both hot and I like seeing pictures of them together 😂

The over the top falling madly in love with each other and getting married just tickles me. Good for them.

(I do think he gave Lukas a shitty haircut though).

by Anonymousreply 14April 25, 2023 12:44 AM

Is the blond the hairdresser?

by Anonymousreply 15April 25, 2023 12:47 AM

Hairdressers can't do any thing to disguise his big simian jaw.

Not even a beard can disguise it.

by Anonymousreply 16April 25, 2023 12:48 AM

A very unflattering picture—

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by Anonymousreply 17April 25, 2023 12:51 AM

I hope this young man is ok with Chris Appleton being an adulterer. He's changes lovers every season, hope he doesn't think that's going to stop now.

by Anonymousreply 18April 25, 2023 1:25 AM

Lukas is in the drivers seat. With his 8 fat inches an copious loads, and his rocketing career, he's got Chris wrapped around his finger and gripped on his cock.

by Anonymousreply 19April 25, 2023 1:27 AM

Jesus, Lukas cannot even call himself gay.

by Anonymousreply 20April 25, 2023 2:41 AM

[quote] Jesus, Lukas cannot even call himself gay.

And neither did Jesus, Lukas.

by Anonymousreply 21April 25, 2023 3:00 AM

Gage is so Southern California/Insipid looking.

by Anonymousreply 22April 25, 2023 3:03 AM

I thought Ellen DeGeneres was already married.

by Anonymousreply 23April 25, 2023 3:36 AM

Lukas must have a thing for daddies.

by Anonymousreply 24April 25, 2023 3:43 AM

They both have odd, big heads.

by Anonymousreply 25April 25, 2023 4:05 AM

The younger groom looks like a middle age lady.

by Anonymousreply 26April 25, 2023 4:13 AM

I just saw How To Blow Up A Pipeline last weekend. Lukas was really good in it. He's honestly so hetero-acting in the film, it's hard to wrap my mind around this wedding. He's every horny surfer/skater boi/snowboarder stoner you've ever met.

by Anonymousreply 27April 25, 2023 4:18 AM

Don’t these two barely know each other? It seems desperate for attention.

by Anonymousreply 28April 25, 2023 4:21 AM

Was Samantha invited to the wedding? They dated for what, like a hot minute last summer.

by Anonymousreply 29April 25, 2023 4:26 AM

Which is the lady and which is the man?

by Anonymousreply 30April 25, 2023 4:28 AM

So he's in white, does that mean he's the bride?

by Anonymousreply 31April 25, 2023 4:28 AM

That picture of the two of them with Kardashian, all three wearing black leather, at the foot of the Kardashian jetliner makes them look whorish, venal and dumb.

by Anonymousreply 32April 25, 2023 5:02 AM

Larry Birkhead always did ping to me. Thrilled for Dannielynn! She's gonna have two daddies now!

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by Anonymousreply 33April 25, 2023 5:23 AM

This will end in anal fissures.

by Anonymousreply 34April 25, 2023 5:34 AM

The couple that blows clouds together, stays together.

by Anonymousreply 35April 25, 2023 5:35 AM

The hairdresser asked me to marry him first. But I said no.

by Anonymousreply 36April 25, 2023 12:21 PM

When C-LIST starts collide!!

by Anonymousreply 37April 25, 2023 12:28 PM

I'm pencilling in the 4th of July for the divorce announcement.

by Anonymousreply 38April 25, 2023 1:06 PM

Lukas should have held out for a husband who’s had less cheap looking cosmetic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 39April 25, 2023 1:52 PM

My favorite new expression is “This will end in anal fissures”

by Anonymousreply 40April 25, 2023 2:01 PM

They look like cater waiters.

by Anonymousreply 41April 25, 2023 2:14 PM

R38 funny enough they’re taking penicillin on the 4th of July.

by Anonymousreply 42April 25, 2023 4:51 PM

How soon until DLB "desperation babies" are bought?

by Anonymousreply 43April 25, 2023 5:03 PM

Chris can make babies for free. Proven that he can shoot fertile loads into anyone or anything.

by Anonymousreply 44April 25, 2023 5:25 PM

What is with these Uhaul Hollywood gays? What happened to the long and slow burn?

by Anonymousreply 45April 25, 2023 5:39 PM

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