"Like a baby's arm holding an apple"

What are your favorite expressions for big cocks?

by Anonymous

reply 36

April 19, 2022 2:15 PM

Anyone who compares a penis to a baby’s arm always sets off pedo alarms for me

Hope you don’t live too close to a school, OP

by Anonymous

reply 3

April 18, 2022 1:27 PM

Hung like a horse is always a descriptive standard

by Anonymous

reply 4

April 18, 2022 1:54 PM

This one makes you think... 🤔

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by Anonymous

reply 5

April 18, 2022 1:58 PM

r4 = the ghost of Mr Hands

by Anonymous

reply 9

April 18, 2022 2:10 PM

Definitely not yours, OP.

by Anonymous

reply 10

April 18, 2022 2:13 PM

R2: Thank you! "Couldn't Refresh Feed" will be the name of my autobiography.

by Anonymous

reply 11

April 18, 2022 2:22 PM

Shwantzstucker. You have to roll the r and your eyes for effect.

by Anonymous

reply 18

April 18, 2022 2:49 PM

A baby apple holding an arm.

by Anonymous

reply 19

April 18, 2022 2:49 PM

@r18, Miss Lindsey knows...

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by Anonymous

reply 28

April 18, 2022 5:14 PM

OP’s quote is by Lenny Bruce, no?

by Anonymous

reply 29

April 18, 2022 5:17 PM

Yes r29, and racist too, if Urban Dictionary is to be believed:

[quote] The term comes from a Lenny Bruce routine about African-American men ("Their wangs look like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist" as immortalized in his book _How to Talk Dirty and Influence People_), but this exact wording is taken from The Tubes' song "What Do You Want From Life", from their first album.

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by Anonymous

reply 30

April 19, 2022 1:18 PM

Hung like an Arab stallion is my favourite.

by Anonymous

reply 31

April 19, 2022 1:38 PM

that is inherently hot. a stallion is way sexier than a baby with an apple.

by Anonymous

reply 32

April 19, 2022 1:41 PM