Let's Discuss Matt Gaetz's Soaring Eyebrows

Cosmetology gays and fashion queens, enlighten us: What's wrong with dipshit's face?

Is it bad botox?

Caveman forehead?

Or is he just a prick who shapes his eyebrows to look even more villainous?

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by Anonymousreply 19October 4, 2023 2:36 AM

They’re trying to escape his face

by Anonymousreply 1October 3, 2023 4:27 AM

I think she's tremendous!

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by Anonymousreply 2October 3, 2023 4:27 AM

....yes what's with those brows? Is he trying to compete with Casey Deathsantis? Thick and scary.

by Anonymousreply 3October 3, 2023 4:50 AM

Like father like son, or like son like father. Whichever. There may be another one of these Gaetz fuckers polluting Florida. Matty’s father has decided to run for state senator.

Unlike Matt, father Don’s eyebrows seem to look normal.

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by Anonymousreply 4October 3, 2023 4:50 AM

If Nestor wants to graduate from that cosmetology course he needs to practice on somebody.

Community college in Florida is hard.

by Anonymousreply 5October 3, 2023 4:58 AM

I would have told him that I had just received a message from the Great Beyond. It was from Elizabeth Taylor. The message was that she wanted her eyebrows back. But I couldn't do that. The one who actually has them is Charles Barkley.

by Anonymousreply 7October 3, 2023 5:05 AM

Gaetz is disgusting and repulsive. I can't look at him.

by Anonymousreply 8October 3, 2023 5:26 AM

Does anyone know who the bearded reporter with the red lanyard is in OP's photo; to the right behind Gaetz?

by Anonymousreply 9October 3, 2023 5:37 AM

He looks like someone who had his face hit by a frying pan.

by Anonymousreply 10October 3, 2023 5:38 AM

I WISH his face was hit by a frying pan

by Anonymousreply 11October 3, 2023 5:53 AM

How is this piece of trash still in Congress?

by Anonymousreply 12October 3, 2023 5:58 AM

So much wide open space up there--the eyebrows should be allowed to roam free!!

by Anonymousreply 13October 3, 2023 6:06 AM

I think it's a Larry Hagman situation when he was playing JR Ewing. He let his creepy eyebrows grow out because it made him look more evil and menacing.

by Anonymousreply 14October 3, 2023 6:13 AM

They remind me of Nicholson's eyebrows in The Shining.

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by Anonymousreply 15October 4, 2023 1:29 AM

What’s with the dad’s cheap suit in r4? Don’t they supposedly have money?

by Anonymousreply 16October 4, 2023 1:32 AM

What you DLers talking about? Mattie Gates is lovely!

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by Anonymousreply 17October 4, 2023 1:36 AM

I think he was a villain in the old Dick Tracy comic strip - "Brows".

by Anonymousreply 18October 4, 2023 2:05 AM

Is daddy a kiddie diddler like his son?

by Anonymousreply 19October 4, 2023 2:36 AM

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