I'm the Governor's buxom secretary, and quite a wild bitch.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 27, 2023 4:04 PM |
I'm the document that new Sheriff Bart whips out.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 21, 2023 6:43 PM |
I'm the wed wose. I'm womantic.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 21, 2023 6:49 PM |
I'm Cleavon Little's gorgeous and fulfillingly penetrating mancock.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 21, 2023 6:53 PM |
I'm the theme song that Frankie Laine was tricked into singing.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 21, 2023 7:02 PM |
"HE SAID, 'THE SHERIFF IS NEAR!'"
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 21, 2023 7:05 PM |
I'm the 15 snitzengruben.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 21, 2023 7:11 PM |
I’m where the white women are at
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 21, 2023 7:14 PM |
I’m the sexual tension between Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 21, 2023 7:20 PM |
Goddammit, I'm exhausted!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 21, 2023 7:26 PM |
I’m the beans. 💨💨💨💨 😳
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 21, 2023 7:41 PM |
I'm doing it for Randolph Scott
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 21, 2023 7:47 PM |
I’m the multiple helpings of BBC.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 21, 2023 7:53 PM |
I'm a sissy-Mary. But then so are all of you!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 21, 2023 7:58 PM |
All the lisping and extra Ss in this thread.
Sounds like steam escaping.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 21, 2023 8:16 PM |
I'm Mongo. I am just a pawn in game of life.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 21, 2023 8:31 PM |
I'm the parapet that the GOV was just out walking.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 21, 2023 8:36 PM |
I’m the big dance number at the end
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 21, 2023 8:38 PM |
I'm the Candygram for Mr. Mongo.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 21, 2023 8:43 PM |
I'm one of those Kansas City faggots.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 21, 2023 8:44 PM |
I'm Cleavon Little's palamino horse. I was going to get hanged too!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 21, 2023 9:02 PM |
I’m a laurel…and hardy handshake!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 21, 2023 9:53 PM |
I’m Hedy Lamar’s lawyers
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 21, 2023 9:57 PM |
We are the 70s porn star looking background dancers, eyeing Sheriff Bard’s big ‘ol pistol.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 21, 2023 10:16 PM |
I'm Clevon Little's not so little cock.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 21, 2023 10:33 PM |
I'm Bart, my grandmother was actually Dutch.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 21, 2023 10:37 PM |
I'm "Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit-load of dimes!"
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 21, 2023 10:38 PM |
I'm I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 21, 2023 10:41 PM |
I’m the laurel and hardy handshake for our new…n*
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 21, 2023 10:50 PM |
I'm Gabby Johnson......jlweoir of;AWO ;LSDFO;nga jgoerin lfgpor.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 21, 2023 10:52 PM |
We’re the stampeding cattle … in the Vatican
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 21, 2023 10:56 PM |
I'm Mel Brooks as a Yiddish-speaking Native American, looking at Cleavon Little's family and calling them "Schvarters!"
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 21, 2023 11:04 PM |
[quote] That's HEDLEY, [R24]!
Hedley’s not the one initiating legal action
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 22, 2023 12:03 AM |
"What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?"
I was on a 12 hour flight and I played Blazing Saddles over and over. By the time I arrived, I knew all the lines by heart.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 22, 2023 5:21 AM |
I’m the Bugs Bunny cartoons that inspired all the zany scenes.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 22, 2023 5:27 AM |
I’m the shitload of dimes needed for the toll booth.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 22, 2023 5:37 AM |
I'm Cleavon Little, the handsomest black actor EVER.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 22, 2023 5:45 AM |
I’m Young Frankenstein, which came out the same year but I’m the better movie.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 22, 2023 5:47 AM |
I’m “What in the wild, wild world of sports is going ON?!”
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 22, 2023 1:27 PM |
Do let’s invite r35 to the viewing party.
🙄
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 22, 2023 2:11 PM |
I’m the hand The Kid shoots with.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 22, 2023 2:13 PM |
I’m everything below the waist.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 22, 2023 2:14 PM |
I’m Count Basie and his full orchestra playing April In Paris in the middle of the goddamn desert.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 22, 2023 2:17 PM |
I'm Hedley's little toy froggy, covered in bath bubbles. He thought he lost me!
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 22, 2023 2:21 PM |
[quote] Do let’s invite [R35] to the viewing party.
Just can’t stand being wrong, can you?
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 22, 2023 2:41 PM |
"Hello, Tex....are you in show business?"
"No, ma'am."
"Then get your fucking foot off the stage."
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 22, 2023 3:58 PM |
I’m Gen Z calling for complete cancellation of Blazing Saddles.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 22, 2023 4:28 PM |
Actually r24 / r35 / r49, I’m not r34.
Just another poster avoiding the annoying simp that is you.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 22, 2023 4:30 PM |
Nobody cares, r52. You’re still wrong.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 22, 2023 4:31 PM |
I'm the brahma bull ridden by Mongo
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 22, 2023 4:37 PM |
We're just simple farmers. People of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know: morons.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 22, 2023 4:53 PM |
I'm the canteen lunch during the finale.
Yankee bean soup, coleslaw, and tuna surprise!
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 22, 2023 5:54 PM |
Have you ever seen such brutality?
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 22, 2023 6:56 PM |
^^^ You must be new to Datalounge! ;)
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 22, 2023 7:21 PM |
I'm Dr. Samuel Johnson; I was right about Olsen Johnson's being right.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 22, 2023 7:50 PM |
I'm Louis Pasteur; even as we speak, I'm in Paris devising a new vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.
But never mind that shit -- here comes Mongo!
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 22, 2023 7:54 PM |
r24 / r35 is correct ... but he misspelled LAMARR.
r34 / r39 has/have reading comprehension issues or is/are just not too bright
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 22, 2023 7:56 PM |
I’m the horse that got punched out by Mongo.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 23, 2023 2:26 AM |
I'm the crumpled student ID in Hedley's pocket.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 26, 2023 6:20 AM |
I'm cocaine.
Do you get a kick outta me?
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 27, 2023 4:04 PM |
