Let's be a gay cruise!

I'm the nations of the world theme party.

by Anonymousreply 12February 28, 2021 6:22 PM

I'm the one under 40 passenger on board.

by Anonymousreply 2February 27, 2021 11:29 PM

I'm R3, bitter passenger who didn't get laid for the whole two weeks!

by Anonymousreply 4February 28, 2021 1:39 AM

I'm the couple hoping to patch up their relationship.

by Anonymousreply 5February 28, 2021 1:40 AM

I’m the cheesy musical performed by third tier Broadway entertainers.

by Anonymousreply 6February 28, 2021 2:00 AM

R4- Since 2009 I've been on NINE gay cruises and I've NEVER gotten LAID.

by Anonymousreply 7February 28, 2021 2:12 AM

R1- I must sign up for the next Chumley cruise. I would simply be in heaven surrounded by all those portly DREAMBOATS.

by Anonymousreply 8February 28, 2021 2:14 AM

As I said I've been on nine cruises and plenty of guys ( maybe 25%) even on a regular cruise could be categorize as BEAR.

by Anonymousreply 9February 28, 2021 2:24 AM

I'm the cloudy water in the hot tub that gives you second thoughts.

by Anonymousreply 10February 28, 2021 2:39 AM

I'm the piano bar singer inviting you up to sing "New York, New York."

by Anonymousreply 11February 28, 2021 6:21 PM

I'm the breakfast bar buffet.

You won't be happy with me two weeks hence when you stand on the scales at home.

by Anonymousreply 12February 28, 2021 6:22 PM

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