Lazy Bear Week

Furry bears galore! Would you go?

That's still going on? I used to live in Guerneville and saw how Lazy Bear grew from a fun, low-key gathering into a festival of backstabbing, vicious, drunken debauchery. Power muscle bears and twinks replaced the regular guys. The last straw when when two guys were fucking in the pool at the Triple R one afternoon and the top pulled out. The bottom must've been well-churned as his bowels emptied into the pool. Then the pool emptied of any one in it.

Oh, yuck! Those pools are dangerous! This weekend will be the debauch-fest. No holds barred.

OMG -- I'm staying in a VRBO just down the road from Guerneville. I need to swing by and do some investigative reporting (purely from an anthropological standpoint, of course!)

The stuff of my nightmares, and I’m a bear.

Fat asses.. all of them. Spend your money on a gym membership instead.

There are exceptions, of course, but bears tend to be the most narcissistic and and insular of all of the gay groups.