Yes I know it’s an unpleasant topic but I know there are doctors, and gay hypochondriacs, on this forum so I thought I’d ask.
Lately the very strong scent of Fritos wafts up as I void my bladder. Quite shocking. Does it indicate an ailment? I don’t have any discomfort when urinating.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 20, 2020 6:21 PM |
Prostate cancer, plus diabetes type II.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 17, 2020 4:34 PM |
[quote]Damn, [R1] is quick.
OP's demise will be as well.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 17, 2020 5:41 PM |
CORN chips? When did you eat CORN chips?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 17, 2020 5:46 PM |
My pre-cum lately has smelled like lacquer
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 17, 2020 5:46 PM |
It’s only the smell of Cheetos that causes death.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 17, 2020 5:52 PM |
Cash in your chips, OP; you’re a goner.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 17, 2020 5:57 PM |
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the grips of Frito-Lay.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 17, 2020 6:00 PM |
Has Frito Lay come up formulated an asparagus flavored chip?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 17, 2020 6:02 PM |
OP you should drink a lot more water.
What are you eating?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 17, 2020 6:03 PM |
Coffee sometimes makes my pee smell like wheat.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 17, 2020 6:59 PM |
Asparagus makes my pee smell funny, but that's about it.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 17, 2020 8:57 PM |
R8 Have you been polishing your nails again?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 17, 2020 9:01 PM |
R1 C'mon. Give the rest of us a chance! How do you know his stuff is gonna fit? You're a greedy pig.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 17, 2020 9:03 PM |
Sometimes after drinking coffee, my pee smells like coffee… And good coffee too!
Like that kind in an electric percolator!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 17, 2020 9:06 PM |
OP, your urine 'has borne the odor' of corn chips? It 'wafts' up? Are you in a creative writing extension class somewhere? This is like reading a post by Nathaniel Hawthorne...
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 17, 2020 9:11 PM |
[quote]C'mon. Give the rest of us a chance! How do you know his stuff is gonna fit? You're a greedy pig.
Honey, I'm 67. I'll be gone soon too. You can have both of our stuff then.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 17, 2020 9:20 PM |
I have had this happen a few times over the years, OP but I have always attributed it to being very dehydrated.
Do you do Keto? I was doing it awhile back and it happened a few times then.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 17, 2020 9:34 PM |
You are white and your dick is now stale.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 17, 2020 9:50 PM |
R24 how does keto contribute to being dehydrated? I don’t eat a lots of grains but I am not exactly on keto. I eat paleo basically, with a small amount of grains.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 17, 2020 11:00 PM |
OP, you mean The Diabetus.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 18, 2020 1:41 PM |
Smelling urine was very popular before modern medicine developed testing methods. One possible disease doctors regularly diagnozed via an urine sample was in fact diabetes. You should see a doctor, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 18, 2020 2:49 PM |
Urine and breath of diabetics is “sweet”-smelling. My sister had a friend who was a Type 1 and she said her breath smelled like real maple syrup. She’d tell her friend when she smelled it and usually that’s when her sugar was too high.
Ketogenic diet also makes urine, breath and sweat smell different. Some experience the smell of acetone or cat pee. It happens to me.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 18, 2020 2:55 PM |
I'm not diabetic -- have had blood tests several times over the past decade. Not pregnant as I've been using protection -- specifically, chastity, and a lack of ovaries, birth canal, fallopian tubes or a uterus.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 18, 2020 4:17 PM |
Urine has returned to its usual uriney smell.
Interestingly I have not eaten corn or tortilla chips in ages, although I suspect that is not really relevant to the aroma of one's number 1.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 19, 2020 2:21 PM |
[quote] You should see a doctor, OP.
OP: Lately my urine has borne the odor of corn chips
Doctor falls off chair injures himself from laughing too hard.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 19, 2020 3:54 PM |
^You're a bit dense and thick, r37, aren't you?
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 19, 2020 4:20 PM |
OP I'm glad you're back to normal urine-wise. But please do check with a medical professional. Some of the postings here were about diabetes. Get checked.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 19, 2020 8:26 PM |
I know, right r38? Some people are so pedestrian it's impossible to have a laugh when they're around.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 20, 2020 3:57 PM |
[quote]has borne the odor of corn chips
From the way you be speaking, I diagnose you with ancientgayitis.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 20, 2020 4:01 PM |
Go back to lipstick alley, r41
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 20, 2020 4:06 PM |
My feces smells like shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 20, 2020 6:21 PM |
