Larceny and Old Lace: The Sam Brinton Story

I commented this suggestion as a movie title in the him being fired thread but I thought maybe it needed it’s on thread. Would you watch this movie? Who would you cast?

by Anonymousreply 54March 12, 2023 4:39 PM

It really is an amazing title. On about ten levels.

by Anonymousreply 1December 13, 2022 3:29 AM

I’m thinking Kirsten Dunst’s hoggish husband in the title role. To add some class to the proceedings it should be on Lifetime.

by Anonymousreply 2December 13, 2022 3:37 AM

Cynthia Nixon could play Old Sam, narrating the dramedy.

by Anonymousreply 3December 13, 2022 3:40 AM

The problem is that man is so hideous and just uncanny that nobody could watch him on screen for 2 hours. If you try to replicate it people may be repulsed. Agree with the Meth Damon casting tho.

by Anonymousreply 4December 13, 2022 7:45 AM

Receipts, guys!

Someone posted a Tweet and photos to Reddit. Brinton wearing the custom, one-of-a-kind designs that were in the stolen luggage.

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by Anonymousreply 6February 23, 2023 12:14 AM

Receipts. Someone posted to Reddit. Photos of Brinton wearing the custom-made, one-of-a-kind clothing that were in the stolen suitcase.

It’s in r/pics. Also Twitter @asyakhamsin1

by Anonymousreply 7February 23, 2023 12:16 AM

The title wouldn't work because Nuclear Clown Queen is not a vintage queen. No old lace! And shim is not old either.

by Anonymousreply 9February 23, 2023 12:35 AM

Given his striking resemblance to Matt Damon, obviously the role for which Damon will finally get an Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 11February 23, 2023 4:18 AM

Any pics of it in a dashiki?

by Anonymousreply 15February 23, 2023 5:02 AM

R6 the custom designs were from a bag that went missing in 2018 a few years before luggage gate. So he’s been doing this for years.

by Anonymousreply 16February 23, 2023 5:13 AM

The flowy kaftan-like African style really quite flatters these non-binaries/T-Gals

Hides all the sins whilst creating an illusion of soft femininity

by Anonymousreply 18February 23, 2023 5:29 AM

So unless I'm misunderstanding this, we now have proof that he has been at this for over 5 years, but this particular instance has not come to the attention of the authorities ...yet?

Do I have that right?

by Anonymousreply 20February 23, 2023 5:34 AM

I'm not the one to usually use these buzzwords but Sam could have flaunted all those stolen clothes so openly while attending various public events because this white American man - filled with 'white supremacy, male entitlement, misogyny or misogynoir' - thought he could have gotten away with this, fucking over some 'African(from Africa)'-looking woman who he thought as nobody.

by Anonymousreply 22February 23, 2023 5:45 AM

Maybe he identifies as an African woman.

by Anonymousreply 23February 23, 2023 5:46 AM

That is one unfortunate looking they/them.

by Anonymousreply 24February 23, 2023 5:46 AM

[quote]The flowy kaftan-like African style really quite flatters these non-binaries/T-Gals

Meh. It looks a lot better on the woman he stole 'em from.

by Anonymousreply 25February 23, 2023 6:00 AM

The designer filed a report with the police at the time and a claim with Delta. Her IG has a post about it when it happened in 2018.

She said the FBI made contact with her but she hasn’t heard from them since the initial contact. I wonder if the FBJ is going to get travel itineraries and see if they match other stolen luggage reports/ claims.

Some right wing reporter caught him leaving court and tried to ask him a few questions. They were trolling him, but I laughed when someone asked him “why do you want some woman’s dirty clothes”

by Anonymousreply 26February 23, 2023 6:02 AM

Oh he'll yeah, I'd watch it, who wouldn't👜👗👠.

by Anonymousreply 27February 23, 2023 6:06 AM

Every woman who has had their luggage go missing in the US in the last 10 years should be strongly encouraged to study all the available historic photos of this person. It's beginning to look like stealing women's luggage has been a much larger part of his life for a lot longer than originally thought.

by Anonymousreply 28February 23, 2023 6:06 AM

[quote] why do you want some woman’s dirty clothes

Because it's their perverted sexual fetish? Like Bruce Jenner stealing his daughters dirty underwear? Important part is 'stealing + dirty/used'.

by Anonymousreply 29February 23, 2023 6:07 AM

Good God, r29. Please tell me that didn't really happen.

by Anonymousreply 30February 23, 2023 6:25 AM

Did you not also find it funny, R26, that he was in court dressed in a suit? I wonder if his lawyer insisted on that.

I am amazed at how brazen he was, showing off in these items on red carpets. Those are custom designs and easily identifiable. The Tanzanian designer is most likely not in the habit of watching Fox News and didn't know about him and his antics until now.

by Anonymousreply 31February 23, 2023 6:56 AM

I don't know why you bitches keep comparing him to Matt Damon. I don't see it at all.

by Anonymousreply 32February 23, 2023 7:05 PM

There is only one or two humourless OCD Matt Damon Trolls on Datalounge. Very active, thousands of posts a year, all witless dumb jokes about Matt Damon. It's the best they can do, being mentally ill AND retarded AND absolutely devoid of wit.

by Anonymousreply 33February 23, 2023 7:15 PM

R31 why the fuck was some minor nuclear alleged expert parading around on red carpets?

by Anonymousreply 34February 23, 2023 8:09 PM

I saw the article from the designer who missed entering a competition because her luggage was stolen.

by Anonymousreply 35February 23, 2023 8:21 PM

Wow. Just…

Wow.

This should totally be presented at his trial, where he will no doubt wear a basic & conservative men’s business suit.

He’s a liar, a thief, a woman-hater…fetishist, racist, privileged moron.

by Anonymousreply 36February 23, 2023 8:33 PM

Phillip Seymour Hoffman would have done a bang-up job in the role.

by Anonymousreply 37February 23, 2023 8:40 PM

Kevin Spacey looks a bit like him. Could be a vibe. MI playing someone MI

by Anonymousreply 38February 23, 2023 8:50 PM

Didn't his husband wonder where he was getting all these clothes from?

by Anonymousreply 40February 25, 2023 1:43 AM

The thread about this asshole’s latest crimes was deleted, of course.

by Anonymousreply 41February 25, 2023 4:01 PM

DLer's making sure the Brinton threads get deleted...Heads in the sand Lemmings going over the cliff...or How dumb are you? Or are you just suicidal?

by Anonymousreply 43February 26, 2023 1:47 AM

What does the DLer possess?

by Anonymousreply 44February 26, 2023 1:49 AM

So he stalked people in the airports so the clothes would fit?

A long time ago there was speculation on DL that he got his clothes through the stolen suitcases. More of an illicit thrill than buying them in a shop or ordering online?

Him flaunting the stolen and often unique outfits at official functions is beyond pathological.

At least once he travelled w/o luggage at all. Guess he was confident in his stealing prowess.

by Anonymousreply 47February 27, 2023 12:45 AM

R47, he had to stalk that designer. There is no way that he accidently stumbled onto her suitcase instead of some random frau. He saw what she was wearing and he wanted it.

by Anonymousreply 48February 27, 2023 1:08 AM

R47, I don't think the clothes necessarily had to fit. At the very least, they had to be something that he could at least alter for his own use.

by Anonymousreply 49February 27, 2023 1:09 AM

It's such a violation. His fetishes make my skin crawl.

by Anonymousreply 50February 27, 2023 1:18 AM

He has so much subcutaneous fat for a guy, so creepy.

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by Anonymousreply 51March 12, 2023 12:00 PM

I shall finally win my Oscar!

by Anonymousreply 53March 12, 2023 3:13 PM

His face has simian features, so I agree with r2. Jesse Plemons it is.

by Anonymousreply 54March 12, 2023 4:39 PM

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