Phone rings.
Prince Harry: (sleepily) Hello?
Kate Middleton: (sarcastically) Oh, Harry, it's Kate! I hope I'm not interrupting your beauty sleep.
Prince Harry: (annoyed) Kate? What's the matter? Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?
Kate Middleton: (mockingly) Well, Harry, something incredibly urgent has happened. We desperately need your assistance.
Prince Harry: (irritated) Spit it out, Kate. Is everyone okay?
Kate Middleton: (mock concern) Oh, it's just William feeling a bit blue. I thought maybe you could work your magic and cheer him up.
Prince Harry: (skeptical) How lovely. Is he in any danger?
Kate Middleton: (dramatically) No, no danger. Just the unbearable weight of royal duties. Apparently, he needs his little brother's support.
Prince Harry: (sarcastically) Ah, the burden of being a prince. Well, I'll be sure to drop everything and rush to his side.
Kate Middleton: (passive-aggressive) It would be so incredibly kind of you, Harry. I know it's such an imposition, but William would be eternally grateful.
Prince Harry: (mockingly) Oh, how could I resist such a heartfelt request? When do you want me to grace you all with my presence?
Kate Middleton: (condescendingly) As soon as possible, Harry. I know it's a lot to ask, but I'm sure William will be thrilled to have you there.
Prince Harry: (sarcastically) Well, I'll cancel all my plans then. Family drama always takes priority.
Kate Middleton: (patronizingly) Thank you, Harry. I knew you'd come through for us. We truly can't survive without your heroic presence.
Prince Harry: (sighs) You're welcome, Kate. I'll be there to save the day, as always. Make sure William is aware of my imminent arrival.
Kate Middleton: (snarkily) Of course, Harry. Your heroic deeds shall be duly acknowledged. See you soon.
Phone call ends.
