Jamie Lee Curtis is hungry for that EMMY

Buckle up boys because Lady Haden-Guest is gearing up for another triumphant awards campaign. And her appetite for industry awards has no comparison. She will blow away any competition like a hurricane and storm into that untelevised Creative Arts ceremony with gale force winds. She left her Oscar competition in the dust. Angela Bassett, who? And will do the same to any fools that stand between her and an Emmy.

She may be locked out of this years Emmys (because her episode of The Bear aired too late for the most recent nominating year) but she'll back in time for this summer's nominations.

I hear she's already plotting a trip to Broadway to snatch a Tony! JLC as Amanda in the Glass Menagerie or Martha in Who's Afraid of Virigina Woolf? Pencils are dialing phones right now to make it happen.

To all my couch potatoes. WE just won an Emmy.

Jamie, calm the fuck down. Be happy for your undeserved Oscar. Besides, they don't give Emmys for taking a regular poop thanks to Activa Lowfat Prune Probiotic Yogurt.