If Johnny Depp released an autobiography, would you read it?

I'm not sure. His life probably was/is interesting, but he himself seems boring and he drones on and on about mundane crap (based on what we saw in court)

Honey, I have neither watched a frame of his court case nor listened to a bar of his “music”. There’s zero chance I would read something he wrote.

No.

I'm just not that into him.

If I wanted to read a book about overwrought betrayal, I would read Sidney Sheldon.

I probably wouldn't buy it new. but eventually would get a copy. Love you Johnny.

Would he read it in his Sally Kellerman, Hidden Valley Ranch accent or he is too drunk to do the audio book?

You know it would be mostly lies and exaggeration

It would be endless self ass patting and stories of stars he did drugs with and then 4 chapters about his stupid band