If Ethel and Joan Kennedy bumped into each other today.....

What the hell would they say to each other?

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by Anonymousreply 27September 24, 2022 10:27 PM

^ Let's see your tits after 10 kids

by Anonymousreply 4September 24, 2022 5:08 PM

Once a Skakel always a Skakel.

by Anonymousreply 5September 24, 2022 5:50 PM

^ That was my brother's kid, I had nothing to do with it

by Anonymousreply 6September 24, 2022 5:51 PM

Where do you keep your mouthwash?... Asking for a friend 🙄

by Anonymousreply 7September 24, 2022 5:53 PM

Ethel, sweetie, how's tricks? Picked any interesting boogers lately?

by Anonymousreply 9September 24, 2022 5:57 PM

Ethel was a cunt to Joan. Actually the only Kennedy Women who didn’t treat her like shit were Jackie and Eunice.

Joan was much prettier than the other women in the family and those horsey bitches couldn’t take it.

by Anonymousreply 10September 24, 2022 5:59 PM

"That was my brother's kid, I had nothing to do with it " - Ethel

Is that the brother with the shiny new set of golf clubs?

by Anonymousreply 11September 24, 2022 6:01 PM

"I thought you were dead!"

by Anonymousreply 12September 24, 2022 6:03 PM

"Remember when Jackie used to run the tap water in the Hyannisport compound bathroom so we wouldn't hear her taking a loud shit?"

by Anonymousreply 13September 24, 2022 6:17 PM

^ We made that up because Jackie thought her shit didn't stink

by Anonymousreply 14September 24, 2022 6:23 PM

[quote] Joan was much prettier than the other women in the family and those horsey bitches couldn’t take it.

Part of it was also Teddy’s place and dynamic in the family. Ethel and others thought he was a lesser version of the other kids and had major contempt for him and his issues, so they looked down on the woman who chose to marry him.

by Anonymousreply 15September 24, 2022 6:25 PM

R15 Probably something along the lines of:

"OUR husbands got their heads blow'd off! Yours is just a drunk who drowns broads and can't keep his pants up for an afternoon!"

It must really slant the poolside conversations at the Compound.

by Anonymousreply 16September 24, 2022 7:15 PM

Joan is kind of fascinating. Smart, talented, shy and deeply troubled.

One of the things I liked most like about Jackie is that she was kind to Joan.

by Anonymousreply 17September 24, 2022 7:23 PM

Care for a game of touch football?

by Anonymousreply 18September 24, 2022 7:25 PM

So, your brother murdered anyone lately?

by Anonymousreply 19September 24, 2022 7:27 PM

^ It's my nephew, Dammit! Have another drink, Joan

by Anonymousreply 20September 24, 2022 7:35 PM

Oh, Ethel...would you like to hear a few things Marilyn Monroe confided in me about your beloved Bobby? No, I didn't think you would.

by Anonymousreply 21September 24, 2022 7:52 PM

I was something, wasn't I?

by Anonymousreply 22September 24, 2022 8:24 PM

It's always interesting to me that Ethel, the most horse-faced of all, led the other horse-faced Kennedy girls in being mean to the two pretty women who married into the family, Jackie and Joan.

I will feel no sorrow when Ethel finally dies. She was a terrible mother and spent all her time hobnobbing with celebrities and Catholic officials while she let the children raise themselves (with some help from the maids).

by Anonymousreply 23September 24, 2022 8:33 PM

Ethel's like the Queen Mother. She's been widowed decades longer than she was married. That's got to make for a weird existence - being known principally for your spouse, who died so long ago that your youngest children are now menopausal.

by Anonymousreply 24September 24, 2022 8:35 PM

^ Hey, Jackie made a bundle being a professional widow... I'm still waiting

by Anonymousreply 25September 24, 2022 8:40 PM

Ethel, thanks for confirming that we all knew Andy Williams was gay. He certainly wasn't around you all those years for the hot sex.

by Anonymousreply 26September 24, 2022 8:41 PM

I once attended a political cocktail party in Boston that Joan also attended. Joan was stunning.

by Anonymousreply 27September 24, 2022 10:27 PM

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