I don't think it will top this one:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 26, 2022 4:44 AM |
This man does not have a single person left in his life who loves him and this is the result.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 26, 2022 4:45 AM |
This man is a grifter and it's disgusting how he exploited his dead best friend Corey Haim and hopped on #MeToo as a shameless self promotion. He didn't name any of the big studio heads and didn't go to the police or anything. So fuck him.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 26, 2022 4:47 AM |
Which songwriter on Fiver did he pay to write this masterpiece?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 26, 2022 4:47 AM |
He’s had that same 1991 Michael Jackson haircut for decades.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 26, 2022 4:48 AM |
Ummmmmm…. I’m speechless!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 26, 2022 4:49 AM |
How sad does your life have to be that you’d want to be a Corey Feldman groupie??
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 26, 2022 4:55 AM |
That was...indescribable.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 26, 2022 5:03 AM |
Facial features by Voldemort, dangling tendrils by the Duchess of Sussex. What a hunk!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 26, 2022 5:04 AM |
Justin Timberlake.....step aside!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 26, 2022 5:05 AM |
The video looks like a parody from SNL
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 26, 2022 5:11 AM |
Without sweetheart junkie Corey Haim doing charity work and willingly costarring with Feldman in all those direct to VHS movies as well as going on reality TV with him. Feldman would have been forgotten much sooner as his talentless self deserved. Feldman owes his while post-80s child star career to Haim and even after Haim died, he still uses his dead friend for relevance.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 26, 2022 5:11 AM |
I hope he goes on The Today Show to promote this soon to be number one
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 26, 2022 5:14 AM |
If you send me some money, I'll give you more of my music AND tell you the names of some more guys who molested me!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 26, 2022 5:17 AM |
He is absolutely not telegenic or photogenic. As a former child star, why can't he work the camera or the lighting?
That hair is a joke.
Thanks OP!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 26, 2022 8:09 AM |
Doing his best Michael Hutchence impression and falling well short. Crowd not impressed that he took his shirt off. I don't think they noticed, actually. It makes sense he got a gig at a pot festival.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 26, 2022 8:17 AM |
There's something La Toya Jackson about his musicality. He is TRULY HORRIFYING in that video. Won't someone think of the children!?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 26, 2022 8:19 AM |
The unbelievable classic, complete with dedications to Corey Haim and Michael Jackson
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 26, 2022 8:22 AM |
His "angels" look ridiculous.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 26, 2022 10:16 AM |
I love the phony band of strippers pretending to play.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 26, 2022 10:27 AM |
Corey Feldman's terrible music makes me laugh so hard.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 26, 2022 10:36 AM |
How can anyone make something this bad unintentionally?
It also completely rips off the beats and production of a 90s hip hop song, its on the tip of my tongue but his awful vocal performance on top of it is preventing my brain from functioning properly
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 26, 2022 10:44 AM |
I can't watch any of them even halfway through.
How could his agent let him do this shit?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 26, 2022 10:57 AM |
Corey Feldman is just a younger version of Grandpa Munster...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 26, 2022 11:02 AM |
That was PAINFUL to watch. I agree with R24, but could only stomach 15 seconds before clicking away.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 26, 2022 11:04 AM |
How does he have any money left? Last decent gig he had was on the Surreal Life, was that the late 90s or early 00s.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 26, 2022 12:00 PM |
This is amazing, absolutely amazing
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 26, 2022 12:08 PM |
He keeps biting off Michael Jackson.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 26, 2022 12:14 PM |
^ Do the Jacksons pay him to, what? I thought he already spilled
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 26, 2022 12:18 PM |
I like so many parts of this.
I only wish he would've hired a creative lyricist to have more phrase-turns for the word "comeback."
and had a Valerie Cherish cameo saying, "And I'm the Comeback Queen!"
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 26, 2022 12:30 PM |
Corey Feldman, what a guy! Bringing laughter to the masses during wartime.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 26, 2022 12:39 PM |
That video features the worst Michael Jackson impersonator ever.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 26, 2022 1:27 PM |
Bryan Ferry meets Hieronymus Bosch.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 26, 2022 1:29 PM |
R33, he's Bob Hope and Martha Raye rolled into one wartime entertainment machine.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 26, 2022 2:17 PM |
His angels have a lot to say.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 26, 2022 2:23 PM |
Has he ever addressed his Michael Jackson obsession?
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 26, 2022 2:46 PM |
Didn't watch. Just another grift from the guy with one of the creepiest faces in show business.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 26, 2022 2:48 PM |
He's the closest thing we've got to Baby Jane Hudson, so there's that.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 26, 2022 2:51 PM |
Sweet Jeebus. Was that…..meant to be serious? Or is it a parody? Please tell me it is. I couldn’t watch more than a couple of minutes. Was the Michael Jackson styling deliberate? Not a good look. To put it mildly. This has actually put me off music in its entirety.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 26, 2022 2:55 PM |
He sounds like a white high school kid impersonating Michael Jackson, while looking like a homeless middle age man
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 26, 2022 2:57 PM |
I don't know which is worse, that he thinks he's talented or that there are people who believe in him.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 26, 2022 3:36 PM |
[quote]Was the Michael Jackson styling deliberate?
That was all he ever had, R42. Look at videos from when he was younger.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 26, 2022 3:37 PM |
What was the free air time that people could get in the 80s/90s - open access? Where you could just buy your own airtime super late at night, and anyone could get on and do stuff. This reminds me of that - just some dude off the street who assembled 2 cousins to come on and perform. Yikes.
I will say, though, that I'm almost envious of people who can be that damn removed from reality and live in their own fantasy world. Just so puzzling
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 26, 2022 3:52 PM |
Corey's "I've written a letter to daddy......"
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 26, 2022 6:32 PM |
R46, you can still do that! At least in NYC. The shows are often more entertaining than anything else. When there’s nothing I want to watch, I’ll check the public access channels.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 26, 2022 7:13 PM |
R44 definitely the latter. How pathetic must your life be that you want to be in Corey's entourage.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 26, 2022 7:16 PM |
Oh, no! That pixie since is too disturbing to watch. He looks like the creepy midget at the end of Don’t Look Now.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 26, 2022 7:51 PM |
It's so weird how in every "Today Show" performance he wears a pixie hood which he rips off midway through the song... as if that were the height of sexiness.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 26, 2022 7:57 PM |
I didn't listen to this because I know it will be bad. I really don't get how he was a child star and not cute or funny. Were his parents in the industry? And I wouldn't be so critical of him if he wasn't a grifter who exploits the panic around pedophilia in Hollywood to fund his shitty music and drug habits. And if he knows about the abusers then name names and file a police report.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 26, 2022 9:32 PM |
'Iconic' + 'Artist' = Misuse of Language.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 26, 2022 9:52 PM |
After all the horrible news I read this morning, i really needed a laugh. Thanks OP - you delivered.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 26, 2022 9:56 PM |
R38 of course that right wing ZLister Mindy hung out with him. I bet she fucked him too
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 27, 2022 3:08 AM |
When does he start his sure to be sold out quickly stadium tour?
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 28, 2022 2:32 PM |
It will be a global hit, cracking the radio top 40 in both Tajikistan and Bolivia.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 28, 2022 7:44 PM |
Sadly, the conflict in the Ukraine will prevent his sold-out tour of Eastern Europe
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 28, 2022 8:10 PM |
All we have to do is send this moron to Ukraine and have him take off his shirt. Even the Wagner's will go ewwwwwww and beat a hasty retreat.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 28, 2022 8:16 PM |
He's the artist the coming Apocalypse needs right now!
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 28, 2022 8:24 PM |
How was he NOT molested by Michael Jackson?
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 28, 2022 8:37 PM |
Even Michael Jackson had *some* standards.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 28, 2022 8:39 PM |
Well, he's no Jimmy. But they have the same choreographer.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 28, 2022 8:45 PM |
I'm sorry, I just couldn't listen past the first line. It was too horrible.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 28, 2022 9:08 PM |
[quote] I really don't get how he was a child star and not cute or funny. Were his parents in the industry?
His older sister Mindy was one of those Mickey Mouse Club tv kids in the 70s—maybe Mr. & Mrs. Feldog used that as a springboard to book commercials (sorry, ‘commershmals’) for the infant STAH-in-the-making that was Corey.
It’s all covered in both the book and the movie A TALE OF TWO COREYS, which is the gift that keeps on giving when it comes to black comedy.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 28, 2022 9:23 PM |
Corey is huge in Ruritania!
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 28, 2022 9:26 PM |
R12/R15 Haim starred in some dreck and was very misguided and myopic in some ways, but when it came to delivering the goods in acting he really did have ‘It’. Even at his lowest, people reported that he could still hit his marks and pull a solid performance out of his ass.
When he’s on screen you can’t take your eyes off him. And you want to take your eyes off Feldman.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 28, 2022 9:29 PM |
Corey is huge in his own mind!
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 1, 2022 1:43 AM |
[quote] It's so weird how in every "Today Show" performance he wears a pixie hood which he rips off midway through the song... as if that were the height of sexiness.
It's just like Tom Cruise having to run in every single movie.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 1, 2022 1:44 AM |
I always think he was in “Stand By Me”.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 1, 2022 6:04 PM |
Feldman was in Gremlins, Stand By Me and Lost Boys. And in each movie he had a punchable face.
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 1, 2022 6:50 PM |
🎶 as—CEN-shun!! mi—LEN-i-UM!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 1, 2022 11:44 PM |
His best and most believable performance was in The Goonies, where he was playing an obnoxious little shit who everyone wishes would shut the fuck up.
Oh, wait...
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 3, 2022 6:03 AM |
Those were the BEST takes - imagine the footage that he decided just wasn't good enough to use.
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 4, 2022 10:16 AM |
Praise be! We have been waiting for this for too long! Corey may be what inspires Putin to look within himself.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 4, 2022 10:25 AM |
Why hasn't he done a duet with Edward Furlong yet?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 4, 2022 10:31 AM |
So, has Feldman taken it up they ole bagina or not?
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 4, 2022 10:54 AM |
Goddamn you OP! 🤣🤣🤣. I must really hate myself- couldn’t turn away once that trains Greco started. Good God he is completely detached from reality- so so so bad…
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 4, 2022 11:06 AM |
*trainwreck (fucking autocorrect)
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 4, 2022 11:06 AM |
Even Weird Al could parody that!
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 4, 2022 11:30 AM |
I wonder how long he was hiding behind that sofa like a little goblin.
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 4, 2022 9:10 PM |
Play this in Putin's bunker. He'll surrender within an hour
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 8, 2022 6:35 PM |
I've been aware of Corey since the 1979ish TV series The Bad News Bears! You can watch it for free on dailymotion.com
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 8, 2022 6:41 PM |
Damn, he was once a cute teen boy and a cute young man, he should use some estrogen that downsize that huge face of his. Is he a coke addict?
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 8, 2022 7:17 PM |
R87 I doubt he's picky about substances
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 8, 2022 7:50 PM |
Poor Corey. All her ever wanted was to taste MJ's Jesus Juice. He went untouched and yet still managed to be more fucked up than the boys MJ abused.
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 8, 2022 11:07 PM |
Feldman has been copying Michael Jackson since he was a "Star of Tomorrow"
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 23, 2022 5:38 AM |
Wow that’s truly terrible
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 23, 2022 5:40 AM |
Did he free the bagels? He’s like 60 years old and still embarrassing himself spending his own money making music nobody asked for. Sad.
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 23, 2022 5:47 AM |
R95 You reply to yourself a lot
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 24, 2022 3:34 AM |
