My husband and I have been married for ten years, and we have two wonderful adopted children, Colton and Packer. The truth is though, now that I am in my 50s, I am desperate to bear my husband's baby. I often fantasize about him knocking me up, and leaving me ass-pregnant with his powerful, poz son. I am frequently aroused by the idea of being bred by str8 jocks who will fertilize my manpussy with their hot and potent jism. I want to bear a studly boy for my husband, a huge-dicked child the first man born of men. I have begun buying pregnancy kits and am thinking of getting a body modification implant in my faggot hole to replicate the sensation of pregnancy. The idea of being knocked up with my husbear's assbaby literally occupies every waking hour of my life.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 16, 2019 1:50 PM |
Man, I'm baring my deepest fantasies and you make fun of me? Come on bro.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 10, 2019 11:02 AM |
Speechless ... sorry, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 10, 2019 11:07 AM |
I advise against it OP. Butt babies are most often stillborn or horribly disfigured.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 10, 2019 11:20 AM |
Butt babies are crap, OP. By that I mean, they're literally nothing but crap.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 10, 2019 11:52 AM |
Considering that you have a puny cocklet, your assbaby will probably not be hung.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 10, 2019 12:02 PM |
[QUOTE] leaving me ass-pregnant with his powerful, poz son.
What the fuck? You want your kid to be HIV +? You are depraved.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 10, 2019 12:12 PM |
OP, to accomplish your goal, you have to get a uterus transplant. To ensure your body does not reject the donor uterus, it must come from a recently deceased lesbian. If I were you, I would contact chapters of Dykes on Bikes. One of them will certainly wipe out. Her dyke biker friends will call you immediately so you can get the uterus from the funeral home. Most will accept PayPal.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 10, 2019 1:22 PM |
R7 I'm poz and so is my husbear so logically son would be too.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 10, 2019 3:09 PM |
You’re both poz? Poz undetectable?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 10, 2019 3:23 PM |
Butt babies, data shows, grow up to become Republicans.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 10, 2019 4:44 PM |
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| by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 10, 2019 5:24 PM |
Well, scheduling the day is easier and faster, but much more expensive.
You pay a lot more for somebody to take care of your bundle of joy. And the ass babies never seem to stick with any sitter.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 10, 2019 5:24 PM |
OP you have a fetish called "mpreg". There's a ton of porn online related to it.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 10, 2019 5:25 PM |
Do you want your poz son to be built like a shit brickhouse OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 10, 2019 5:29 PM |
I hope your day gets better, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 10, 2019 5:30 PM |
This is why that hate us.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 10, 2019 5:36 PM |
#Mpreg is a big newsih trope in male/male romance. Look it up.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 10, 2019 5:44 PM |
OP. Do NOT get an episiotomy after the butt birth. Leave that hole wide open and flapping in the wind.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 10, 2019 5:54 PM |
They have an assbaby pop-up lounge at Home Depot during sportsball.
Just DON’T LEAVE YOUR ASS BABY IN A LOCKED VEHICLE!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 10, 2019 8:35 PM |
My experience of fatherhood was tough. My own daddy sexually abused me and my brother. He would rape us, and force us to dance humiliating dances and sing degrading songs for his entertainment and the entertainment of my uncles. This was out in Nebraska. They was all cowboys, and was all built, mustachioed and masc. They is toxic masculinity that I don't want to pass down on my boys, so me and my husbear is raising Colton and Packer in an inclusive, non-binary household. I was encouraged when I read that men can get pregnant. It's masculine to be pregnant.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 11, 2019 1:05 AM |
OP. Male pregnancy is tough. You will get cankles. And your breasts will ache so much. But I know you can handle it. Are you going breast feed?
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 11, 2019 2:40 AM |
How did you get Colton and Packer?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 11, 2019 2:59 AM |
[quote]How did you get Colton and Packer?
From the fever dreams cooked up by his syphilitic brain.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 11, 2019 3:04 AM |
R1 thanks for that vid, love cuckoo clocks.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 11, 2019 3:22 AM |
'Poz son' lmfaoooo
This has to be one of the funniest threads ever. Hopefully you have romanticised being poz to the extent that you've gone off your meds, and will soon go blind in one eye when you contract herpes.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 11, 2019 8:24 AM |
We hope Mary OP continues to conceive assbabies with her husband and, maybe, one day one of them will survive!
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 11, 2019 11:09 AM |
[quote] How did you get Colton and Packer?
They bought them from Jeffrey Epstein. He ran a gay adoption racket on the side.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 11, 2019 1:50 PM |
Luckily you have all of those Depends stockpiled, OP. You won't have to spend as much on diapers.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 11, 2019 7:29 PM |
Oh calm down, R14. Dudes like OP turning it up to 11 is why everyone loves the gays. We bring all the fun.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 11, 2019 11:25 PM |
So is an enema, like, an abortion?
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 12, 2019 12:20 AM |
R26. they were adopted, if you must know.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 16, 2019 1:38 PM |
Okay! This is the Brick Shithouse Tiny Cocklet Troll!!!
You know, I finally had warmed up to his lovely Christmas Eve tales.
But this one is too fucked up even for me!!!
I'm out!!
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 16, 2019 1:50 PM |
