I saw so many dicks in the gym locker room today.

I went to the gym early today (9:30 am) and when I went to the locker room and right there was a 40something white dude butt naked changing. Taking his sweet time, bending over and all. Handsome guy and HUNG.

Later I went to the locker room to get my card so I can buy some Gatorades and boom, two other white guys butt naked changing and another with just underwear.

I was shocked so many were naked today cause usually I go and never see anyone naked (also don’t look for it).

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by Anonymousreply 83June 7, 2019 10:08 PM

Creep. This is why they hate us (and do the towel dance)

by Anonymousreply 1May 3, 2019 11:26 PM

Gawd, you sound pathetic. When's the last time you got laid?

by Anonymousreply 2May 3, 2019 11:26 PM

R1 I didn’t take those pics lmao. Those are from the internet.

I said I saw. Not stared. I was by them, so naturally they were visible to me but I wasn’t looking right at them.

by Anonymousreply 3May 3, 2019 11:27 PM

That's funny, I saw few yesterday, too.

Ignore the killjoys and keep telling us about the dicks you saw.

by Anonymousreply 4May 3, 2019 11:28 PM

Although these are synonyms today -- "buck naked " is more correct

However, you are free to use "butt naked" but that just marks you as a hillbilly...

by Anonymousreply 5May 3, 2019 11:32 PM

Naked men at a gym locker room? Alert the media!

by Anonymousreply 6May 3, 2019 11:35 PM

At my gym there's only like 5-6 guys that are hot enough for me to even care to look and only one I think is gay.

by Anonymousreply 7May 3, 2019 11:35 PM

Perhaps they're working off calories they'll spend this weekend celebrating Cinco de Mayo.

by Anonymousreply 8May 3, 2019 11:35 PM

Uh huh, they're always handsome and hung OP.

by Anonymousreply 9May 3, 2019 11:36 PM

Unlike Dataloungers, real men are not afraid to hang out, cock out.

by Anonymousreply 10May 3, 2019 11:39 PM

R9 I said one was. I didn’t say the others were.

by Anonymousreply 11May 3, 2019 11:39 PM

I like spending time in the gym locker room looking at cocks and asses. Then I go home and jack off.

by Anonymousreply 12May 3, 2019 11:44 PM

[quote]I went to the locker room and right there was a 40something white dude butt naked changing.

Did you drop out of school after fifth grade, OP?

by Anonymousreply 14May 3, 2019 11:48 PM

OMG I saw a cock! I’m so horny!

by Anonymousreply 15May 3, 2019 11:50 PM

R16 Keep your trans debate in the trans threads, weirdo.

by Anonymousreply 17May 3, 2019 11:54 PM

R16 if you are that upset about letting someone have a place to pee, you are one of the most broken, damaged human beings that has ever lived on this earth.

by Anonymousreply 19May 3, 2019 11:56 PM

Post signs... if you have a dick - you go in this room.

If you have a pussy - you go in this room.

by Anonymousreply 20May 3, 2019 11:59 PM

No-one goes to the gym to look at 40 somethings, OP.

by Anonymousreply 21May 3, 2019 11:59 PM

R21, speak for yourself, fool!

by Anonymousreply 22May 4, 2019 12:01 AM

R21 I don’t go to look at anyone.

by Anonymousreply 23May 4, 2019 12:01 AM

When I see a naked man - I 👀!

by Anonymousreply 24May 4, 2019 12:06 AM

Yeah yeah yeah op's a creep, but the dude at the link has a nice, full bush. Yum!

by Anonymousreply 25May 4, 2019 12:07 AM

Guys who work out during their lunch hours or between appointments usually shower before they return to work. Guys who work out before going to work do the entire morning bathroom routine (shaving, showering and hairstyling) at the gym.

by Anonymousreply 26May 4, 2019 12:09 AM

Seeing cocks is a leading cause of horniness among gay men.

by Anonymousreply 28May 4, 2019 12:55 AM

That's nice, Mr. Vice President, but don't you have work to do?

by Anonymousreply 30May 4, 2019 1:25 AM

R29 - The 70's called, and they want any semblance of youth back.

by Anonymousreply 31May 4, 2019 1:27 AM

Me too... lots and lots of big hairy bushes !!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 32May 4, 2019 1:28 AM

The guy on the left of Op's pic has a nice ass.

by Anonymousreply 33May 4, 2019 1:40 AM

Buck would have never been referred to as naked!

by Anonymousreply 34May 4, 2019 2:03 AM

The other day I went to the gym and there were two naked white dudes looking at themselves in the mirror, and they could care less that others were there

by Anonymousreply 35May 13, 2019 11:06 PM

Naked men in the locker room unabashed and unafraid. The way life should be.

by Anonymousreply 36May 13, 2019 11:57 PM

R36 I’m almost certain they were both gay, or at least not straight. One looked like he was in his 30s and very fit. Kinda short. Shaved head. Tan skin. Hot.

The other was a very young looking, tall, lean white guy. And white I mean white aka pink. He kept lurking the locker room. I think he was cruising cause he kept going by the showers etc. and wouldn’t leave the locker room. He just sat around naked and then in his underwear.

by Anonymousreply 38May 14, 2019 12:04 AM

R39 sorry but I don’t pull out my phone and take pics of naked men in the locker room. That’s very invasive.

by Anonymousreply 41May 14, 2019 12:12 AM

So, why is it so important that you specify they were white?

by Anonymousreply 42May 14, 2019 12:16 AM

R42 Yes, the OP saw a 'white dude' and 'two other white guys'. Why is this important?

by Anonymousreply 43May 14, 2019 12:18 AM

R42 has no importance, just so you guys can somewhat picture them in a more specific way.

by Anonymousreply 44May 14, 2019 12:18 AM

OP, you and the pink skinned guy were both lurking. Neither of them checked you out?

by Anonymousreply 45May 14, 2019 12:23 AM

R45 I didn’t lurk. I changed my clothes. Went and worked out, about 2 1/2 hours later came back to get my water bottle I forgot in my locker and they were in there (the young one again), sat for a couple minutes to reply to an email I received, then went to run the treadmill before I left for 30 minutes, and the young one came and sat by the treadmills, then when done I went back to wash up and leave and the young one came back, stripped to his underwear, This time not naked, but in underwear walking back and forth and going by the showers etc. then he sat and was on his phone.

I left after I changed.

by Anonymousreply 46May 14, 2019 12:27 AM

You were so shocked you took a picture? WTF is wrong with you?

by Anonymousreply 47May 14, 2019 12:28 AM

R45 changes her panties a lot.

by Anonymousreply 48May 14, 2019 12:29 AM

R47 i didn’t take a photo...

by Anonymousreply 49May 14, 2019 12:29 AM

When you see a vagina in the men's locker room, THEN report back to us.

by Anonymousreply 51May 14, 2019 12:47 AM

Who spends 2.5 hours in a gym?!

by Anonymousreply 53May 14, 2019 1:28 AM

R53 I do. I enjoy the gym. It helps me clear my mind and depression.

by Anonymousreply 54May 14, 2019 1:29 AM

You again, OP?

So then you "practically" saw so many dicks in the gym locker room today, right?

by Anonymousreply 55May 14, 2019 1:30 AM

I was at the gym today and I never felt so insecure. Usually you have all types of men there but today it looked like only the hottest of the hot were there minus like maybe 2 or 3 others.

Almost every guy in there was hot as fuck today, with nice bodies and many with good looking faces. White, Black, Hispanic, Asian, Young, Older... all hot. There was this one older man, probably in his late 40s or early 50s in front of me and his ass was amazing in his shorts. He kept bending over and I couldn't keep my eyes off it. Then this very young looking hottie came and was lifting weights and I kept looking at him, he may have caught me a few times cause he looked over at me at one point with a smile. He probably knew I was admiring his beauty.

It started off pretty empty and by the time I left 2 hours later it was packed. I went into the locker room and there were like 15 guys in there, usually there are like 2 or 3 others. So many dicks and asses out or guys in just underwear. I had to sit facing the locker so they dont see my erection lol.

by Anonymousreply 58June 7, 2019 8:23 PM

Back again, OP? What a pest you are.

by Anonymousreply 59June 7, 2019 8:30 PM

Gay men are creeps. Why are you acting like such a creep taking pictures of naked men without their consent.

by Anonymousreply 60June 7, 2019 8:55 PM

r60 where are the pics I took? I didn't. The pic in OP is from the internet

by Anonymousreply 61June 7, 2019 8:58 PM

R27 maybe. Ops obsession with white men struck me too.

by Anonymousreply 62June 7, 2019 9:12 PM

There is no obsession with any race r62. Your obsession WITH ME is very obvious though.

by Anonymousreply 63June 7, 2019 9:14 PM

OP is a looney toon. Some of his other threads are jaw-dropping.

by Anonymousreply 64June 7, 2019 9:15 PM

"I was at the gym today and I never felt so insecure."

That's too bad, . I mean, OP.

by Anonymousreply 65June 7, 2019 9:18 PM

r65 I would like your weird obsession with me to end before I have to take this seriously.

by Anonymousreply 66June 7, 2019 9:21 PM

I corrected myself! What's your problem, man? Too many dicks in the locker room bigger than yours today?

by Anonymousreply 67June 7, 2019 9:25 PM

Is OP behind the threads featuring covertly captured photos of men with large, dumpy backsides?

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by Anonymousreply 69June 7, 2019 9:41 PM

No r69, I only post very attractive men.

by Anonymousreply 70June 7, 2019 9:42 PM

I miss the good ol' days when cruising and stealing looks was how it should be.

by Anonymousreply 71June 7, 2019 9:43 PM

Dude, his ass was so cute and perky!

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by Anonymousreply 72June 7, 2019 9:44 PM

Whatever happened to jacking off in the showers with the anonymous shower mate? Goddamn shower curtains!

by Anonymousreply 73June 7, 2019 9:44 PM

No R69, but he was practically force fucked a few weeks ago. Be kind.

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by Anonymousreply 74June 7, 2019 9:45 PM

[quote] Your obsession WITH ME is very obvious though.

Yes OP. You're an interesting case, clinically speaking. Tell us more about you.

by Anonymousreply 75June 7, 2019 9:51 PM

R75 its funny you say that, cause my therapists feel the opposite and won't even give me meds now. They prescribed Lamotrigine at first and now he feels it was a mistake and won't give me meds lmao

by Anonymousreply 76June 7, 2019 9:57 PM

No, no, r74: He was practically force fucked--exclamation point! Punctuation is OP's calling card. (well, one of them, anyway).

by Anonymousreply 77June 7, 2019 9:58 PM

I didn't make that post r77. I am just not arguing with that person that is obsessed with me.

by Anonymousreply 78June 7, 2019 10:00 PM

You mean OP isn’t Currently obsessed with thick, big butt Latinos?

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by Anonymousreply 79June 7, 2019 10:02 PM

He likes little white butts like Aaron Schock's. They're best buds now.

by Anonymousreply 80June 7, 2019 10:04 PM

sorry, r78, your posts are unmistakable, both in form and content.

by Anonymousreply 81June 7, 2019 10:04 PM

Oh. You're off your meds. Sorry Op. Carry on.

by Anonymousreply 82June 7, 2019 10:06 PM

OP! You’re boyfriend has been looking for you. If you believe in love, you’ll give him another chance.

[quote]I feel kinda bad, but he hasn’t reported me to the cops or anything. Maybe it’s what he wanted. I can’t help thinking that maybe if I’d shown this darker side of me earlier, we wouldn’t have broken up. I’m ready to call him and see how he’s doing.

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by Anonymousreply 83June 7, 2019 10:08 PM

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