Nevaeh. You can't get trashier than that.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 28, 2022 11:24 PM |
I went to middle school with a girl named Crystal Jo. None of the -lee or -leigh names could ever top that one.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 28, 2022 11:31 PM |
Melania.
Can't get any trashier than that.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 28, 2022 11:31 PM |
MyKayla
MyKenzie
Kayleigh
R10, I went to school with a Crystal Dawn.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 28, 2022 11:32 PM |
You ain't doin' it right if you don't have three names minimum.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 28, 2022 11:33 PM |
Amberleigh
Ember
Paytin
Chyleigh
Emry
All names of elementary school students of mine.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 28, 2022 11:44 PM |
You can't get much trashier than JonBenet.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 28, 2022 11:46 PM |
I always get my baby names from Petfinder.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 28, 2022 11:46 PM |
Jesus, R17. Are you in the South? Or maybe Utah?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 28, 2022 11:48 PM |
Cher is to blame for names Chassiddee and all the other misspellings of "Chastity."
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 28, 2022 11:52 PM |
I don’t think OP should be able to come in here and seek our advice without telling us what he’s up to.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 29, 2022 12:06 AM |
Maybe he/she is invited to Bristol Palin's baby shower?
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 29, 2022 12:07 AM |
All that Kaiden/Braden/Jayden mess 🤮
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 29, 2022 12:12 AM |
Serenity (Oh, the irony for someone doomed to a life of chaos).
Misty and Crystal (and all the associated ways of spelling) are timeless Hall of Fame white trash girl names. Just like Shane is for boys.
I knew of a WT girl who changed her name to Salina Brie, not realizing she just became salty cheese. She thought it sounded classy.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 29, 2022 12:31 AM |
It can be whatever, just make sure the middle name is Rae. Instant white trash name.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 29, 2022 12:32 AM |
More students:
Julissa
Jasmyne
Harper (it is now full-on WT)
Chasidee
Ashlee
Journee
Mayseigh
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 29, 2022 12:37 AM |
OMG, I have cousins and sisters named Alyssa, Melissa, Misty, Brandi, and Brenda.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 29, 2022 12:49 AM |
Yes R53, because your cousins are also your sisters!
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 29, 2022 12:51 AM |
I miss the days when every other girl was a Jennifer.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 29, 2022 12:53 AM |
I had rural cousins named Julie Kay and Mary Jo.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 29, 2022 12:53 AM |
Placenta is such a pretty name for a baby girl. Scrotum is a good name for a boy.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 29, 2022 1:02 AM |
OP I'll see your Raylynne, and raise you a Rayellyn. I just came across this unique one yesterday.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 29, 2022 1:03 AM |
Haleigh Ann Marie Cummings
Caylee Marie Anthony
Marie is WT?
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 29, 2022 1:05 AM |
I know a (white) woman down the road from me here in Deplorable Haven, FL, whose name is Delight.
The scary thing is, she and her husband are college educated and have a little farmette.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 29, 2022 1:07 AM |
Everleigh
Brettleigh
Hyphenated given names like Willa-Jean, or any of the following sans-hyphen
Sue-Ellen
Stacy-Ellen
Mary-Jo
Mary-Lou
Middle names like Lou, Rae, Sue, Mae
....and my Mormon, ex-bf's mum Shayden
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 29, 2022 1:13 AM |
R42, so right! I almost posted the exact thing about Rae.
Misty Rae Warner
Crystal Rae Johnston
Britney Rae Williams
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 29, 2022 1:13 AM |
I inow a bloke who named his daughter Hemi. I think that qualifies.
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 29, 2022 1:20 AM |
Less popular, yet I associate them anyhow:
Heather
Tammy
Amber
Dylan
Shelby
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 29, 2022 1:31 AM |
R56 There were six other girls named Jennifer in my university dorm wing. I knew of several instances in other dorms where two Jennifers shared a room.
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 29, 2022 1:43 AM |
Pick any gemstone name. Add the name of an alcoholic beverage. Misspell either or both names. Instant white trash. Hyphenating makes them even trashier.
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 29, 2022 1:48 AM |
Akwamarine Captain Morgan's
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | August 29, 2022 1:52 AM |
R92 Spot on. Hilariously accurate.
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | August 29, 2022 1:53 AM |
Or Sharona-SheRock, as the case may be
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | August 29, 2022 1:55 AM |
Deltona Renae
Named for the beach where she was conceived on her parents' Spring Break
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | August 29, 2022 1:57 AM |
What's the matter? Tiffanee isn't classy enough for you!
| by Anonymous | reply 111 | August 29, 2022 2:21 AM |
Tracy is not a trashy name.
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | August 29, 2022 2:25 AM |
No one uses it now, but Krista or Christa. I know a lot of 40 something women with some version of that name.
| by Anonymous | reply 114 | August 29, 2022 2:31 AM |
Some of these suggestions would make good drag names.
| by Anonymous | reply 115 | August 29, 2022 2:32 AM |
Tammy Tamsin Krystal Tyfnee
| by Anonymous | reply 125 | August 29, 2022 3:12 AM |
Just pick a name and add Lynne.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 126 | August 29, 2022 3:14 AM |
NEVEAH
(Heaven spelled backwards)
| by Anonymous | reply 127 | August 29, 2022 3:17 AM |
Ashleigh and anything that includes or hyphenates "lynn" as part of the name.
| by Anonymous | reply 131 | August 29, 2022 3:36 AM |
Amethyst, or Amathyst -- either the correct or incorrect spelling
| by Anonymous | reply 136 | August 29, 2022 4:11 AM |
Krystle, like that Carrington bitch.
| by Anonymous | reply 151 | August 29, 2022 4:59 AM |
Feminizing of masculine names so they can be named after their father. And not the normal Robert-Roberta, Paul-Paulette kind of things. I mean like these:
Stan = Stanette
John = Johnette or Johna
Karl/Carl = Karleen/Karlene/Carleen/Carlene
Raleigh = Raleign (pronounced raw-LEEN)
and of course, Markie Post.
| by Anonymous | reply 155 | August 29, 2022 5:03 AM |
Christine, Kristin, Kristen, Kristy etc...
| by Anonymous | reply 159 | August 29, 2022 5:07 AM |
What the fuck is wrong with just plain old White Trash Baby Girl?
| by Anonymous | reply 182 | August 29, 2022 12:43 PM |
Female, pronounced FEMALHYA
| by Anonymous | reply 192 | August 29, 2022 4:07 PM |
I knew an RN named Marvette. Seen "Waynetta" too.
| by Anonymous | reply 193 | August 29, 2022 4:36 PM |
We should do white trash girl baby names of the 1920s and 1930s.
I'm suggesting Shirley Dee.
| by Anonymous | reply 196 | August 29, 2022 8:28 PM |
Any alcohol names are good, especially if license is taken with the spellings.
Or just "Britney."
| by Anonymous | reply 197 | August 29, 2022 8:33 PM |
I like the intersection of white-trash names and black-trash names. Although the proportion of the latter among total exceeds that of the former.
No doubt due to the historical injustices involved with the former, which somehow translates into "unique" spellings and punctuation.
Whites don't care as much about multiple apostrophes and three "q's" appearing in a five-letter name.
| by Anonymous | reply 198 | August 29, 2022 8:36 PM |
OP, add old world sophistication to your list with some modern British classics: Nevaeh (Heaven spelled backwards, like in a Satanic mass), Cortnie, Chantelle, Kayleigh, Lily-Mae, Lily-Beth (Harry and Megz are SO upper class, old chap!), Aimie, Jodie, Jordan, Brandi, Rochelle, Kylie, Heavenli, Chelseigh, Emmaleigh or Kimberleigh. But if you want to be truly elegant, you can revive old classics like Shirley, Shannon, Cheryl, Deborah, Joanie, Sue or Donna.
| by Anonymous | reply 199 | August 29, 2022 8:59 PM |
R199 Come to think of it, each and every Jodie , and Jody I've met has been a little "trashy" and White; so must agree there, but "White Trash" honestly isn't a concept or moniker in the UK.
They'd be known as yobbo, chav, scally, or bovver names really.
| by Anonymous | reply 200 | August 29, 2022 9:26 PM |
I work with someone who named her kids Everleigh and Breeyenne.
| by Anonymous | reply 201 | August 29, 2022 9:35 PM |
[quote]Everleigh and Breeyenne.
Even most white trash would consider these names too trashy for their kids.
| by Anonymous | reply 202 | August 29, 2022 9:51 PM |
R201 My cousin has a neighbour with a Brettleigh, and an Everleigh.
| by Anonymous | reply 204 | August 29, 2022 10:34 PM |
Chrishell owns this thread
| by Anonymous | reply 213 | August 30, 2022 1:58 AM |
^ It's not her fault she was born at a Shell station, and she seems to be a very nice person.
| by Anonymous | reply 214 | August 30, 2022 2:01 AM |
Dirt
We named our baby Dirt. Anything else is too good for her.
| by Anonymous | reply 216 | August 30, 2022 3:36 AM |
r155, what about JonBenet?
| by Anonymous | reply 224 | August 30, 2022 5:25 AM |
R155 Markie Post was not named for her dad, his name was Richard. Her real name was Marjorie.
| by Anonymous | reply 227 | August 30, 2022 9:57 AM |
McKenna is a new one on the scene.
It’s everywhere lately.
| by Anonymous | reply 228 | August 30, 2022 10:22 AM |
Soon every McDonald's will be filled with McKennas.
| by Anonymous | reply 229 | August 30, 2022 7:41 PM |
I knew a white trash girl named Kenna years ago
| by Anonymous | reply 230 | August 30, 2022 9:35 PM |
Minty Fresh, or Minty Green. Take your pick.
| by Anonymous | reply 231 | August 30, 2022 10:46 PM |
Tukeela Sunrise
Brandine (Kisses to "The Simpsons")
Frankie June
Trina
| by Anonymous | reply 232 | August 31, 2022 12:03 AM |
Slightly off-topic, but apparently the latest trend in white trash names for boys is hyper-masculine "action" names. Actual examples in an article I saw recently included Lancer, Shooter, Slayer, Soldier, Tracer, Trooper, Blazer, Brewer and Charger.
| by Anonymous | reply 236 | August 31, 2022 1:55 AM |
Don't forget Varla, R241.
| by Anonymous | reply 243 | August 31, 2022 7:00 AM |
And Harla! (She's the trampy one.)
| by Anonymous | reply 245 | August 31, 2022 3:55 PM |
Varla's my favorite...she puts out
| by Anonymous | reply 248 | September 1, 2022 3:48 AM |
Pick one from list A and finish it with one from list B.
[bold]A[/bold]
Brynz
Ayva
Brook
Jaey
Kyn
Sail
Love
[bold]B[/bold]
zleigh
lyn
vee
laeh
brie
dynne
dlie
The proper middle name for a girl with one of names you've just created is always the last name of a member of the First Presidency: Nibley, Eyring, Hinkley, Snow, McKay, Kimball, etc.
| by Anonymous | reply 249 | September 1, 2022 8:48 AM |
[quote]Tawnee, Windee, Libertee
You forgot me, I'm Chickadee!
| by Anonymous | reply 256 | September 2, 2022 12:00 PM |
You sound like a complete moron. White trash?
| by Anonymous | reply 259 | September 2, 2022 6:35 PM |
"I miss the days when every other girl was a Jennifer."
Indeed R56, now they're all called Precious. I just can't keep up!
| by Anonymous | reply 261 | September 2, 2022 7:30 PM |
WyNita
Reena Jeen
Extra Mae (of the twins Mae and Extra Mae)
GayNelle
LaHoma
JaNette.
| by Anonymous | reply 262 | September 2, 2022 7:43 PM |
Candy E. Corn… This is actually a real name… One of my inmates…
| by Anonymous | reply 266 | September 2, 2022 11:52 PM |
[quote]Timothêe; Armie
OP asked for a girl name, so it would be
Timothea Armidina
| by Anonymous | reply 271 | September 3, 2022 6:51 PM |
How about a retro white trash baby girl name, like Daisy May?
| by Anonymous | reply 273 | September 3, 2022 7:07 PM |
Tymberlynn. Kind of like the boots
| by Anonymous | reply 274 | September 3, 2022 7:12 PM |
Alize, Bentley, Brandi, Cristal, Lexus, Mercedes. Basically names of alcohol or luxury cars.
| by Anonymous | reply 275 | September 3, 2022 7:19 PM |
Some of those are a bit African American. ^^^
| by Anonymous | reply 276 | September 3, 2022 7:20 PM |
My idiot uncle is always full of opinions about kids’ names. “Don’t name the kid some koo koo California name!”
Yet, when he had a kid himself, they named her… Daisy.
| by Anonymous | reply 277 | September 3, 2022 7:43 PM |
Daisy is sweet. Can't fault it.
Was he a Dukes of Hazzard fan?
| by Anonymous | reply 278 | September 3, 2022 7:45 PM |
Daisy=Marguerite/Margarita/Margherita
| by Anonymous | reply 279 | September 3, 2022 8:25 PM |
Jezebel, Chezebelle, Chez or Jazz Jasmine Twyla Shyla Ginger Miley Bobbie Jo Ruby Rochelle Earlie Earline Ailene Tammy-Sue Betty Jo Bethenny Sammy Jo
| by Anonymous | reply 280 | September 5, 2022 1:40 AM |
^oops... formatting problem!
| by Anonymous | reply 281 | September 5, 2022 1:41 AM |
Chrishell - named after a Shell gas station where she was born and later in life dumped by Justin Hartley via text.
| by Anonymous | reply 285 | September 5, 2022 2:00 AM |
[quote]My idiot uncle is always full of opinions about kids’ names. “Don’t name the kid some koo koo California name!” Yet, when he had a kid himself, they named her… Daisy.
Katy Perry, who is a California native, and sings “California Gurls”, named her kid Daisy. So yes, it’s a California name.
| by Anonymous | reply 288 | September 5, 2022 2:13 AM |
LaGina (rhymes with vagina)
Johnnie Lynn
Krystal Maree
Tiffani Renee
| by Anonymous | reply 289 | September 5, 2022 2:15 AM |
[quote]^oops... formatting problem!
That did strike me as an awfully long name, R280. I figured no deplorable would ever be able to remember it.
| by Anonymous | reply 294 | September 5, 2022 2:19 AM |
R294 Ha! Even for a Spaniard, too long. It all appeared double-spaced. I don't know what happened there.
| by Anonymous | reply 297 | September 5, 2022 2:27 AM |
Urra, Ima or Beena. As in Ima Hogg.
| by Anonymous | reply 300 | September 5, 2022 2:55 AM |
R300 I'd forgotten about those sisters (their dad created Bayou Bend museum) Ima Hogg and Ima Hogg, until your post.
Both are or were fat!
| by Anonymous | reply 301 | September 5, 2022 3:00 AM |
R303 Terribly phat! (though they carried a lot of weight in their community!)
| by Anonymous | reply 304 | September 5, 2022 3:11 AM |
R242 - haha I had forgotten about that Lewis Black bit.
Actual names of kids of people I knew from high school:
April
Annalee (later changed to Annaleigh)
Sierra
Maverick Holiday
Jordyn Inanna Paige
Lee-Anne
Hunter & Ryder (Guy Fieri's kids)
| by Anonymous | reply 305 | September 5, 2022 3:43 AM |
[quote]Hunter & Ryder (Guy Fieri's kids)
Reminiscent of the boys' "action names" mentioned at R236.
| by Anonymous | reply 306 | September 5, 2022 8:03 AM |
^That be a white trash(black trash appropriated)gayling baby trans girl name.
| by Anonymous | reply 310 | September 6, 2022 10:29 PM |
I can see it now: 'Yassmin' as the first name and 'Yass' as her nickname
| by Anonymous | reply 311 | September 6, 2022 10:31 PM |
