I just heard someone call an e-cigarette a douche flute

and now my life is complete.

by Anonymousreply 20June 29, 2019 3:17 PM

LOL I plan to use that term a lot!

by Anonymousreply 1June 28, 2019 4:15 AM

You've never heard that one? I've been vaping for six years and I saw a meme years ago. I use it when referring to my ex.

by Anonymousreply 3June 28, 2019 4:19 AM

[quote]I've been vaping for six years

Douche flute douche.

by Anonymousreply 4June 28, 2019 4:21 AM

R4 I've been called worse but C+ for effort

by Anonymousreply 5June 28, 2019 4:26 AM

What about "douche nozzle"?

by Anonymousreply 6June 28, 2019 4:42 AM

Wait ... I thought the thing was to rag on smokers? Now you hate people who vape, too?

by Anonymousreply 8June 28, 2019 5:20 AM

I smelled someone vaping one day while I was waiting for the bus. He made the entire five foot area around him smell like Glade. So yeah, I rag on vapers, too. Plus, they look like simpletons (or morons, or douches).

by Anonymousreply 9June 28, 2019 10:55 AM

R9 if they're in your space just ask them to move.... most people are not inconsiderate on purpose. Rag all you want I'd rather vape than smoke. I need one goddamn vice. I think people who drink to excess and stupidity are asinine but it's on them. If they're legal adults. And next time just tell them it bothers you or to use better juice. My room smells like cherry cheesecake right now.

by Anonymousreply 10June 29, 2019 12:35 AM

Adults use ecigarettes? I thought it was something only high school kids did to seem cool.

by Anonymousreply 11June 29, 2019 12:39 AM

[quote]My room smells like cherry cheesecake right now.

One hopes that's because you just made a cherry cheesecake.

by Anonymousreply 12June 29, 2019 12:40 AM

R11 fuck no most vapers are ex smokers.... but big pharma does use bullshit statistics about "teen vaping" to villify it. Shit the smoking cessation market (meds, gums, patches) is losing billions because of it. Can't have that.

by Anonymousreply 13June 29, 2019 12:44 AM

What's funny is that vaping is just as bad as smoking for your health.

by Anonymousreply 14June 29, 2019 12:46 AM

R14 that's unfounded bullshit.... I've read the studies (not the bs you read that comes on the AP) and the liquid contains nic and fda approved food addictives. Very low levels of carcinogens if any. Compared to the 4000+ in combustion tobacco.

by Anonymousreply 15June 29, 2019 12:52 AM

I still want to cross the street when I happen upon a flute douche.

by Anonymousreply 16June 29, 2019 11:38 AM

I'm a mostly ex-smoker, and if they could come up with a vape that actually tasted like a Camel Light, I'd start vaping immediately.

by Anonymousreply 17June 29, 2019 11:55 AM

R17 they do there are classic tobacco alkaloid juices in some premium lines.... it mimics the taste because it uses real tobacco extract

by Anonymousreply 18June 29, 2019 2:52 PM

R4 you sound exhausting. Also nice humblebrag.

by Anonymousreply 19June 29, 2019 3:17 PM

^ I was so exhausted from R3 I said r4 by mistake

by Anonymousreply 20June 29, 2019 3:17 PM

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